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Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:27:00 - [1] Tonight I was in hlw with nothing to do so I fired up my map and saw that someone was in a long abandoned npc system so I loaded up my phoon and decided to see if that someone was blue or not and if it was possible to kill that someone. I went there and who do I find, good old Swisher, an angry boy who I had killed once before in a belt and was anxious to repeat it, just to see how angry his smacktalk got afterwards. After reading his name on local I scanned him up, warped into his belt but unluckily he was 80km's away in his raven fighting an npc spawn and warped away. Here is what went on in local and I strongly advise people sensitive to laughter to put down their beverages (esp. that guy who always demands a new keyboard after I post funnystuff ) : Quote: [ 2005.07.03 23:36:22 ] swisher > ets [ 2005.07.03 23:36:54 ] Masta Killa > what, bailing so soon? [ 2005.07.03 23:37:00 ] Masta Killa > I thought you were bewtter than me [ 2005.07.03 23:38:45 ] swisher > care to give it another try? [ 2005.07.03 23:39:02 ] Masta Killa > depends on how fast you'll log to save your ship [ 2005.07.03 23:39:49 ] swisher > hahaha [ 2005.07.03 23:39:54 ] swisher > your funny I'll give you that much [ 2005.07.03 23:40:06 ] swisher > how bad you want to lose that typhoon? [ 2005.07.03 23:40:12 ] Masta Killa > real bad [ 2005.07.03 23:40:17 ] Masta Killa > let's dance 8) [ 2005.07.03 23:40:26 ] swisher > waiting on you sweet heart [ 2005.07.03 23:41:21 ] Masta Killa > wait wait [ 2005.07.03 23:41:24 ] swisher > hahah [ 2005.07.03 23:41:26 ] Masta Killa > wtf was that? [ 2005.07.03 23:41:27 ] swisher > your a joke man [ 2005.07.03 23:41:34 ] Masta Killa > you threaten me and then you bail? [ 2005.07.03 23:42:08 ] Masta Killa > if you say you're gonna kill someone then you're expected to at least try [ 2005.07.03 23:42:09 ] swisher > you got ballz kid [ 2005.07.03 23:42:13 ] swisher > I'll give you that [ 2005.07.03 23:42:15 ] Masta Killa > dude [ 2005.07.03 23:42:19 ] swisher > you should be thanking me dude [ 2005.07.03 23:42:23 ] swisher > for not ass raping you [ 2005.07.03 23:42:31 ] Masta Killa > this is a video game and this is an imaginary asset that I'm flying [ 2005.07.03 23:42:49 ] Masta Killa > fight [ 2005.07.03 23:42:52 ] swisher > come on I'll see what you got [ 2005.07.03 23:42:54 ] swisher > atleast [ 2005.07.03 23:43:01 ] Masta Killa > aww cute [ 2005.07.03 23:43:12 ] Masta Killa > not gonna agress but you'll dock when it starts to hurt [ 2005.07.03 23:43:44 ] Masta Killa > oh noes [ 2005.07.03 23:43:49 ] Masta Killa > what a fight that was [ 2005.07.03 23:43:57 ] swisher > hang on :) [ 2005.07.03 23:44:00 ] swisher > noob [ 2005.07.03 23:44:02 ] Masta Killa > awww [ 2005.07.03 23:44:04 ] swisher > you want to ** with me [ 2005.07.03 23:44:13 ] swisher > do you seriously want to with me [ 2005.07.03 23:44:22 ] swisher > because if you want to *** with me I'll *** own you ass [ 2005.07.03 23:44:25 ] swisher > you gave me your setup [ 2005.07.03 23:44:31 ] swisher > I know hwat to counter for [ 2005.07.03 23:44:40 ] swisher > plus shirna is only 2 jumps out atm [ 2005.07.03 23:44:44 ] swisher > you should be on your *** knees [ 2005.07.03 23:44:48 ] swisher > I could *** have you ass [ 2005.07.03 23:45:03 ] swisher > but I'm giving you a chance to *** roll and be cool [ 2005.07.03 23:45:08 ] Masta Killa > dude [ 2005.07.03 23:45:15 ] Masta Killa > undock [ 2005.07.03 23:45:19 ] swisher > now you wnat to be all *** ..that is cool I'll *you like every other ** [ 2005.07.03 23:45:22 ] Masta Killa > UNDOCK [ 2005.07.03 23:45:25 ] swisher > you think I have something to prove [ 2005.07.03 23:45:26 ] Masta Killa > right [ 2005.07.03 23:45:33 ] swisher > you aint got ** [ 2005.07.03 23:45:47 ] Masta Killa > like that time I found you in my unskilled megathron alt and mopped the belt with you? :) -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:27:00 - [2] Quote: [ 2005.07.03 23:45:53 ] swisher > all I hear is a noobie trying to ***** make is name [ 2005.07.03 23:46:03 ] swisher > you should be on your knees mofo \ [ 2005.07.03 23:46:10 ] swisher > thanking me that you get to see another day [ 2005.07.03 23:46:14 ] swisher > because you so stupid [ 2005.07.03 23:46:23 ] swisher > you aint got [ 2005.07.03 23:46:41 ] swisher > you got a typhoon that I could ass *if I wanted but you would warp to save your ship [ 2005.07.03 23:46:47 ] Masta Killa > oh god [ 2005.07.03 23:46:47 ] swisher > so why come out and see you warp away [ 2005.07.03 23:46:53 ] Masta Killa > will you please undock and fight? [ 2005.07.03 23:46:57 ] swisher > aint worth it to see you run [ 2005.07.03 23:47:07 ] swisher > give me a sec...:) [ 2005.07.03 23:47:08 ] Masta Killa > your veins must be popping out of your face now [ 2005.07.03 23:47:16 ] swisher > [ 2005.07.03 23:47:28 ] swisher > sorry mind my french [ 2005.07.03 23:47:39 ] swisher > give me a sec [ 2005.07.03 23:47:52 ] swisher > got going on here ..but stay put...:) [ 2005.07.03 23:47:58 ] swisher > just dont log when the hits the fan [ 2005.07.03 23:48:01 ] swisher > mmmkay [ 2005.07.03 23:48:10 ] swisher > take your ass raping like a man [ 2005.07.03 23:48:13 ] Masta Killa > dude [ 2005.07.03 23:48:14 ] swisher > that is alll I ask [ 2005.07.03 23:48:22 ] swisher > ....dont start crying yet [ 2005.07.03 23:48:23 ] Masta Killa > will you please just stfu, undock and fight? [ 2005.07.03 23:48:25 ] swisher > save it bitah [ 2005.07.03 23:48:35 ] swisher > what ...I told you to not ot cry yet [ 2005.07.03 23:48:40 ] swisher > save it man [ 2005.07.03 23:48:53 ] swisher > I'll be out in a sec...got business to take care of [ 2005.07.03 23:49:11 ] swisher > so get off my ass for *** 5mins and let me take care of this nik [ 2005.07.03 23:49:12 ] swisher > mmmkay [ 2005.07.03 23:49:29 ] swisher > and then I can pwn your typhoon and* slap you like a little * [ 2005.07.03 23:49:36 ] swisher > one sec [ 2005.07.03 23:50:30 ] Masta Killa > oh god [ 2005.07.03 23:50:49 ] Masta Killa > You must be the worst excuse maker in the history of angry little 13 year olds [ 2005.07.03 23:51:42 ] Masta Killa > t-t-t-today junior [ 2005.07.03 23:52:11 ] swisher > you still crying? [ 2005.07.03 23:52:27 ] Masta Killa > if being bored is crying then yes [ 2005.07.03 23:52:33 ] swisher > do you seriously want to lose your typhoon? [ 2005.07.03 23:52:35 ] Masta Killa > what you're gonna use your alt on me too? [ 2005.07.03 23:52:44 ] swisher > I'm trying to give you every chance in the carebear book [ 2005.07.03 23:52:48 ] swisher > which isnt normal [ 2005.07.03 23:52:51 ] Masta Killa > jesus christ boy [ 2005.07.03 23:52:53 ] Masta Killa > UNDOCK [ 2005.07.03 23:52:56 ] swisher > before I ign have to serve you your ass [ 2005.07.03 23:53:00 ] Masta Killa > dude [ 2005.07.03 23:53:02 ] Masta Killa > undock [ 2005.07.03 23:53:03 ] Masta Killa > now [ 2005.07.03 23:53:05 ] Masta Killa > thx [ 2005.07.03 23:53:20 ] heavensfire > what [ 2005.07.03 23:53:21 ] swisher > masta damit I told you stop crying like a * [ 2005.07.03 23:53:25 ] heavensfire > ill come out [ 2005.07.03 23:53:30 ] Masta Killa > no [ 2005.07.03 23:53:32 ] swisher > heaven he will pwn you [ 2005.07.03 23:53:37 ] Masta Killa > I want to fight swisher [ 2005.07.03 23:53:47 ] swisher > doenst everyone :) [ 2005.07.03 23:53:51 ] Masta Killa > ok it's your alt swisher [ 2005.07.03 23:53:57 ] Masta Killa > no not everyone does [ 2005.07.03 23:54:01 ] swisher > well masta give me like 5mins in the middle of a conv with some [ 2005.07.03 23:54:05 ] Masta Killa > because you sit in a station smacking [ 2005.07.03 23:54:12 ] swisher > serious I'll come out and serve you your ass in a sec [ 2005.07.03 23:54:13 ] Masta Killa > no I'm not giving you ** [ 2005.07.03 23:54:20 ] swisher > but dam dude your killing me with your crying -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:29:00 - [3] Quote: [ 2005.07.03 23:54:29 ] Masta Killa > You could have fought before and you can fight now [ 2005.07.03 23:54:35 ] Masta Killa > but you're making excuses [ 2005.07.03 23:54:56 ] Masta Killa > I had the entire ex-m0o gang crying with laughter with me pasting your smacktalk on the chan [ 2005.07.03 23:55:54 ] swisher > say again....I'm sorry didnt you fly past my ship? [ 2005.07.03 23:56:11 ] swisher > dude ..do you serious want to get pwned [ 2005.07.03 23:56:16 ] Masta Killa > omg [ 2005.07.03 23:56:18 ] swisher > and have your pride hit [ 2005.07.03 23:56:24 ] Masta Killa > U-n-d-o-c-k [ 2005.07.03 23:56:27 ] swisher > do you really seek pwnage [ 2005.07.03 23:56:34 ] Masta Killa > i have 7 bs's [ 2005.07.03 23:56:40 ] swisher > you think you have that best setup [ 2005.07.03 23:56:40 ] Masta Killa > i can lose what I want [ 2005.07.03 23:56:41 ] Masta Killa > undock [ 2005.07.03 23:56:45 ] swisher > you think you got it [ 2005.07.03 23:56:48 ] swisher > are you sure [ 2005.07.03 23:56:49 ] Masta Killa > ... [ 2005.07.03 23:57:05 ] swisher > because when I hand you your ass I dont want you to cry like you are now [ 2005.07.03 23:57:11 ] Masta Killa > Have you watched who wants to be a millionaire too much? [ 2005.07.03 23:57:18 ] swisher > because we all know how has the bigest guns here [ 2005.07.03 23:57:19 ] Masta Killa > Asking once is enough plz [ 2005.07.03 23:57:20 ] swisher > :) [ 2005.07.03 23:57:38 ] swisher > what....telll your girlfriend to get off [ 2005.07.03 23:57:45 ] swisher > you need to fight you own battles [ 2005.07.03 23:58:05 ] Masta Killa > and you seriously need to get laid >.< [ 2005.07.03 23:58:17 ] Masta Killa > or go through puberty and then get laid [ 2005.07.03 23:58:25 ] Masta Killa > wichever suits you best [ 2005.07.03 23:58:48 ] Masta Killa > I'd like to point out that 2v1 is not a 1v1 [ 2005.07.03 23:59:16 ] heavensfire > 2 v 1 ? [ 2005.07.03 23:59:26 ] heavensfire > hes not comming out cant you see that [ 2005.07.03 23:59:33 ] swisher > you you speak of getting laid...most you need to be shown how its down my young noob [ 2005.07.03 23:59:42 ] Masta Killa > heavens I do [ 2005.07.03 23:59:55 ] Masta Killa > I'm just laughing so much ^^ [ 2005.07.04 00:00:22 ] swisher > you think yours laughing ...I'm ***** hacking up my *** stomach [ 2005.07.04 00:00:34 ] Masta Killa > gg [ 2005.07.04 00:00:39 ] heavensfire > wait [ 2005.07.04 00:00:43 ] swisher > what? [ 2005.07.04 00:00:46 ] heavensfire > lets just have fun [ 2005.07.04 00:00:47 ] swisher > you leaving [ 2005.07.04 00:00:59 ] swisher > what happen to the whole lets *** fight and [ 2005.07.04 00:01:08 ] swisher > told you I had some to take care of [ 2005.07.04 00:01:16 ] swisher > and you want to roll out like that\ [ 2005.07.04 00:01:19 ] heavensfire > swisher DUDE chill [ 2005.07.04 00:01:22 ] swisher > dont wnat you ass handed to you? [ 2005.07.04 00:01:28 ] heavensfire > lets play alittle masta [ 2005.07.04 00:01:34 ] Masta Killa > sounds good [ 2005.07.04 00:01:39 ] swisher > sorry ..masta can only swollow so much [ 2005.07.04 00:01:41 ] Masta Killa > maybe swishy boy undocks then [ 2005.07.04 00:02:00 ] swisher > swishy boy sounds kinky..did I you gf? [ 2005.07.04 00:02:17 ] swisher > think I sound that to her when she was getting off me last night [ 2005.07.04 00:02:24 ] swisher > but you dont know about that old school ** [ 2005.07.04 00:02:56 ] Masta Killa > You do know that I'm pasting this chatlog onto every eve forum on earth, right? [ 2005.07.04 00:03:14 ] Masta Killa > you're loco in the head I think [ 2005.07.04 00:03:28 ] Masta Killa > Not stable enough to play eve and take it easy [ 2005.07.04 00:03:35 ] heavensfire > hes prob. been drinking [ 2005.07.04 00:04:11 ] swisher > :) [ 2005.07.04 00:04:16 ] heavensfire > dude why running [ 2005.07.04 00:04:17 ] swisher > you know me heavenfire [ 2005.07.04 00:05:07 ] heavensfire > Masta lets play -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:30:00 - [4] Quote: [ 2005.07.04 00:05:16 ] heavensfire > are you scared of me? [ 2005.07.04 00:05:18 ] swisher > masta give me ***** a few more mins...you happen to *** bug me at the wrong time....handleing some ** higher then your level of education [ 2005.07.04 00:05:20 ] Masta Killa > nope [ 2005.07.04 00:05:22 ] heavensfire > lets go to a plnt [ 2005.07.04 00:05:26 ] swisher > so I understand if you cant get it [ 2005.07.04 00:05:27 ] heavensfire > gang me [ 2005.07.04 00:05:30 ] Masta Killa > sure [ 2005.07.04 00:07:35 ] swisher > cough [ 2005.07.04 00:07:41 ] swisher > dont run away masta [ 2005.07.04 00:07:45 ] swisher > well you will [ 2005.07.04 00:07:57 ] swisher > so better give you a sporting chance :) [ 2005.07.04 00:11:51 ] swisher > Masta you still alive [ 2005.07.04 00:12:00 ] swisher > you still ready to be owned [ 2005.07.04 00:12:04 ] swisher > unless you warp [ 2005.07.04 00:12:11 ] swisher > which you will [ 2005.07.04 00:12:25 ] swisher > wtf..was up with your drones back there btw...are you that stupid [ 2005.07.04 00:12:34 ] Masta Killa > please [ 2005.07.04 00:12:35 ] swisher > you where like 30kms from e [ 2005.07.04 00:12:36 ] Masta Killa > justy [ 2005.07.04 00:12:39 ] Masta Killa > undock [ 2005.07.04 00:12:52 ] swisher > I didnt say jump yet..no need to warp yet buddy [ 2005.07.04 00:14:28 ] swisher > masta do you really want to die? [ 2005.07.04 00:14:41 ] swisher > do you really want to die that is the question [ 2005.07.04 00:14:49 ] swisher > because if you wish to be pwn [ 2005.07.04 00:14:53 ] swisher > I can grant you that wish [ 2005.07.04 00:15:10 ] swisher > I just dont want you to move when it comes down on you [ 2005.07.04 00:15:13 ] Masta Killa > heavens, if you ever get bored and want a clean 1v1 somewhere then look me up and I'll see if I can come fight =) [ 2005.07.04 00:15:19 ] swisher > makes it too messy [ 2005.07.04 00:15:38 ] Masta Killa > I often go out at night just to fight anything and I don't really care if I win or lose, fighting is just fun [ 2005.07.04 00:15:43 ] swisher > what you crying again damit masta told ya to stop that * [ 2005.07.04 00:15:52 ] swisher > very cute [ 2005.07.04 00:15:57 ] Masta Killa > btw heavens you'll want to use your better skilled main ;) [ 2005.07.04 00:16:05 ] swisher > sorry you cant end with a bang because the sound of your ship [ 2005.07.04 00:16:36 ] Masta Killa > I'm sitting 15km from your station [ 2005.07.04 00:16:37 ] swisher > you still crying masta? [ 2005.07.04 00:16:49 ] Masta Killa > And I want to get that pwnage you promised me [ 2005.07.04 00:16:54 ] swisher > yeah I said you need to wait got some TS going [ 2005.07.04 00:16:59 ] Masta Killa > now undock, angryboy [ 2005.07.04 00:17:13 ] swisher > and your just a little piece of on my foot that isnt really worth my time atm [ 2005.07.04 00:17:39 ] swisher > you couldnt even ***** pwn me in the belt and at the planet [ 2005.07.04 00:17:49 ] swisher > I mean come on man...your sacking [ 2005.07.04 00:17:52 ] swisher > *slacking [ 2005.07.04 00:18:20 ] Masta Killa > I warped in too far away, that's all -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:31:00 - [5] Maybe not the most legible text in the world because of all the swearing but I think this shows that people should relax when playing eve instead of popping veins in their foreheads -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Queen Agave	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:34:00 - [6] Can you give us the 1 paragraph version.. or maybe highlight the part that is actually amusing?
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:36:00 - [7] -- Dark Shikari: POS Consultant! Want your POS to make money like mine do? I've designed POSs that make upwards of 50 million a day in profit--each! Just call me up--no ubermoons required!
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:37:00 - [8] Originally by: Queen Agave Can you give us the 1 paragraph version.. or maybe highlight the part that is actually amusing? You don't like to see someone smacktalk so hard that you'd think he was mental but still not follow through on a single thing he said? Meh you may be excused to keep mining if that's the case -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Zdragva	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:37:00 - [9] Wouldnt usually reply to this kind of thing but that was the same moron who was yapping in local about me once, i gave him a 1v1 in bs and he called in some mates so i bailed, then they tried to nail me at the gate so i fought back and made them turn tail. Not much of a tale I know, but I got the same 'you should be thanking me, iv been playing eve since i was born and am god/everyone fears me and i am teh uber' bull****. His corp mate/bum buddy Borg Fusion is even funnier. I waited for an hour on several occasions for him to turn up and back up his words with guns, ofc he never did, but I still get smaktalked to hell and back about being a nub everytime i run into that corp of pu$$ies. There favourite bit of convo is 'id pwn you hands down in any ship cos i have 100 gazzilion sp and rule, but ill never fight you solo cos im ebil and gank you for fun' and when they try they usually fail, but it still ends up as a victory for them and proof oftheir uberness. God I hate Eve sometimes.
Amrotis	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:49:00 - [10] This made me laugh. A lot.
Amrotis	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:49:00 - [11] Edited by: Amrotis on 04/07/2005 00:48:49 Guh, Double post ;(
Tekka	Posted - 2005.07.04 00:59:00 - [12] Edited by: Tekka on 04/07/2005 00:59:39 [http://www.dark-cartel.com]
Admiral Pieg	Posted - 2005.07.04 01:01:00 - [13] you guys are just too cute ______________________ Pod from above.
Tekka	Posted - 2005.07.04 01:01:00 - [14] Edited by: Tekka on 04/07/2005 01:02:32 ............... ............... ............... ............... ............... ............... ............... [http://www.dark-cartel.com]
HC MasiEEE	Posted - 2005.07.04 01:03:00 - [15] Stop harrasing the miners Masta ____________ HC MasiEEE
Trepkos	Posted - 2005.07.04 02:07:00 - [16] Ugh Masta, that made my eyes bleed. Funny though. ----------------
DrunkenOne	Posted - 2005.07.04 04:11:00 - [17] swisher=malken's alt?
Xoria Krint	Posted - 2005.07.04 05:18:00 - [18] ...... Space Invader \| Shadow Of The Ghost \| Xoria Krint
Gaius Kador	Posted - 2005.07.04 05:34:00 - [19] Amazing :) ----------------------------------------------
W0lverine	Posted - 2005.07.04 05:47:00 - [20] lol

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.07.04 06:26:00 - [21] Locked for being not funny or constructive, but you score nicely on the flamebait scorecard. I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

W0lverine	Posted - 2005.07.04 06:26:00 - [22] we got a virus on this forums, keep deleting everything..

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