If I wasn't threatened to vote for Nathan Jameson at Gun point, I would vote for Bane.

What the hell? You can't do that.

The support I have gotten regarding my run for CSM 8 has been touching and inspiring. It brings me great joy to see so many of rallying behind me in this time of great need. I even shed a tear knowing that The Anti-Fun Alliance (BITIN) managed to find the time to post here. I am truly blessed.

That said, I have given some thought to some of your ideas. Some additions are as follows:

a) Earning faction standing with sleepers. This would allow you to get not melted nanoribbons from the sleepers, if you have good standing. Call it a "Sleeper Social Club" if you will.

b) As a result of this, you can have the sleepers come to your aid when Exhale rolls up in your wormhole, all mean mugging and shooting your spaceships.

c) Have a central wormhole trading hub open up to your wh once a week. Everyone would get this connection once a week and would allow trade between all the wormhole corps/alliance. This would also allow more direct connections with each other, and turning into more conflict.

d) A wormhole strictly for Americans. Simply, I feel that men should not wear capri pants...EVER. It has caused such a fracture in the wormhole community that Americans simply wait to log on until all the capri wearing patsies go to bed. I would nominate Pell Helix for CEO of this wormhole, as he is a proud, gun toting American hillbilly. GET ER DONE.

e) A wormhole strictly for the Dutch. As all of you know, if you aren't Dutch, you aren't much. It's a shame that we have to fly with you lesser beings to begin with, so we might as well have a place of perfection which suits our culture and image. Hup Holland Hup.

f) Tunakross and the rest of his alliance go through anger management classes. I feel that their undying hate for anyone that isn't them is a black eye to the wormhole community. I have not given up on them and I would like to see them be fun once more. Support your local BITIN pilot and try and put a smile on his/her face. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

g) Forget the R&K voice over guy. I hereby decree that Djswitch47 does all voice-overs for any PvP videos. CCP shall provide him with sufficient amounts of the Lords favorite grass and man's finest alcohol so Mr. DJ can bring a level of excellence to PvP videos that has yet to be seen.

Thank you.

a) Earning faction standing with sleepers. This would allow you to get not melted nanoribbons from the sleepers, if you have good standing. Call it a "Sleeper Social Club" if you will.

That still wont get you blue.

You do know that's just a spray painted super soaker right? You're only really in danger if you are wearing a white t-shirt.

No laughter allowed in BITIT you see. Otherwise we get our POS reinforced by management and our PI tax gets doubled.

Wow! Two fools in less than two weeks from the same organization. You really don't know what a split vote entails do you?

hahaha! Good luck with all of that. you guys are whooping yourselves so hard right now. Election Lost

Man I hope you're trolling. Or you just got trolled.

Wow! Two fools in less than two weeks from the same organization. You really don't know what a split vote entails do you?

hahaha! Good luck with all of that. you guys are whooping yourselves so hard right now. Election Lost

Wow! Two fools in less than two weeks from the same organization. You really don't know what a split vote entails do you?

hahaha! Good luck with all of that. you guys are whooping yourselves so hard right now. Election Lost

g) Forget the R&K voice over guy. I hereby decree that Djswitch47 does all voice-overs for any PvP videos. CCP shall provide him with sufficient amounts of the Lords favorite grass and man's finest alcohol so Mr. DJ can bring a level of excellence to PvP videos that has yet to be seen.

Thank you.

For those of you who have never had the privledge of listening to DJswitch, this is him sober....I think.

For those of you who have never had the privledge of listening to DJswitch, this is him sober....I think.

Yeah that's him. Wow, he sounds so.... sober.

Hello fellow wormholers...and Nathan. I am here to announce my wish to serve you on the CSM as your champion of wormhole space. My platform is as follows:

1) Remove all capitals from wormhole space. This would solve the dread blapping problem which was brought to our attention by our current CSM rep., Two Step.

2) Allow a module that greatly reduces mass on ships. This will allow bigger fleets through smaller wormholes, which naturally leads to something getting blown up.

3) Sleepers attack randomly. Sleepers would wake up on their own, instead of you rolling up into their house, acting all tough. Think Awakened Defender Drive By

4) Modular POS's that can warp. Yes, you will hear "there is a POS camping this wormhole", and it will be fantastic.

5) Refitting T3 subs at your POS. This will cause you to lose a subsystem skill level however, so choose wisely.

I hope you agree with me and you are willing to take me to the top. Together, we can carry on the legacy that is wormhole space. HOPE AND CHANGE!

b) As a result of this, you can have the sleepers come to your aid when Exhale rolls up in your wormhole, all mean mugging and shooting your spaceships.

Hello fellow wormholers...and Nathan. I am here to announce my wish to serve you on the CSM as your champion of wormhole space. My platform is as follows:

1) Remove all capitals from wormhole space. This would solve the dread blapping problem which was brought to our attention by our current CSM rep., Two Step.

2) Allow a module that greatly reduces mass on ships. This will allow bigger fleets through smaller wormholes, which naturally leads to something getting blown up.

3) Sleepers attack randomly. Sleepers would wake up on their own, instead of you rolling up into their house, acting all tough. Think Awakened Defender Drive By

4) Modular POS's that can warp. Yes, you will hear "there is a POS camping this wormhole", and it will be fantastic.

5) Refitting T3 subs at your POS. This will cause you to lose a subsystem skill level however, so choose wisely.

I hope you agree with me and you are willing to take me to the top. Together, we can carry on the legacy that is wormhole space. HOPE AND CHANGE!

What the hell? You can't do that.

For those of you who have never had the privledge of listening to DJswitch, this is him sober....I think.