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Kuland Luke	Posted - 2005.07.12 21:07:00 - [1] Yeah I know I've been playing Eve too long Minmater male seeks Minmater, Gallente or Caldari female for fun nights out in Eve, possibly leading to something more serious. I live in Metropolis with assetts all over, small holiday homes in a couple of 0.0 spots, 2 BS's and a reasonable wallet. I live in a ship (no house atm), but often fit a jacuzzi in a low slot with a beer cooler in a middle. Willing to travel 50+ jumps for someone special. I am looking for a lively, slim female with a minimum of 5 mil SP (not more than 17 mil so I can be in charge), and ideally some combat experience. Not too particular about height, hair colour etc. Sorry no minors (er, miners). If you don't like the look of you can always check out my main Please contact me ingame for a chat and to arrange a date.
Lanari	Posted - 2005.07.12 21:09:00 - [2] LoL....and there i was thinking you where ***....
Doctor Wu	Posted - 2005.07.12 21:14:00 - [3] Takes a lot of courage to make a post like this m8 I wish you luck in your quest. and if you got more than 1 decent reply, please share!!! /Wu Corp Medic
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.13 00:29:00 - [4] Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 13/07/2005 00:31:08 Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 13/07/2005 00:29:58 Am I eligible? I have only 2.7M SP. Knows how to bite back when bitten so I am not purely a kitten. Not very rich though and my maintanence is pretty low although it can get high sometimes especially when I have to go on shopping spree. I like petit ships, so I am mainly on frigates or cruisers so I can let the big boys protect me ;O But I may have to think over because I prefer men with some hair. Baldness is OK but I have to think about it. Drop me an eve mail to say why I should meet you in 0.0? No Pied Pipers please. ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.15 15:54:00 - [5] Boo... I am too young, nobody wants me ;( ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
Mr Vapor	Posted - 2005.07.16 21:27:00 - [6] Edited by: Mr Vapor on 16/07/2005 21:30:57 Kuland, WTF is wrong with you? Who let you out of your cage again? A singles ad? Must I remind you that you are a hardcore killer? You fecking crazy guy. OH, and Jenny, you're not too young for me. I like the young'uns. Don't trust that Kuland fella though. He likes warp engine powered sex toys. Me, I'm just skilled with me Stabber. You know, the cruiser. "No Minmatar Warrior goes into battle without fear. It is not fear of death though. It is fear of failure, of letting his people rot in the Amarrian slave pits. I have returned out of fear." -V
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2005.07.17 13:43:00 - [7] Rawr...6.5mil SP and plenty of combat experiance....and I wear skimpy syntitex clothing....and I'm a sexy gallatne lady...honest ------------------------------------------- 05.05.05 16:22 [Notify} Combat Your Mega pulse Laser 2 strikes bunny, wrecking for 983.2 dmg . ... <<< Now Bunny is made of ash >:D ..
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.17 21:43:00 - [8] Originally by: Mr Vapor Must I remind you that you are a hardcore killer? You fecking crazy guy. OH, and Jenny, you're not too young for me. I like the young'uns. Don't trust that Kuland fella though. He likes warp engine powered sex toys. Me, I'm just skilled with me Stabber. You know, the cruiser. Is Kuland a Pied Piper? ;O /me feels lucky to be warned. Better not go near these types of men. ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
Sinister Borris	Posted - 2005.07.18 10:33:00 - [9] i also am looking for a sex kitten BS.I has to many guys and not enough girls in im just intrested in hardcore free for all sex EVERY HOLES A GOAL if you know what i mean. PS kuland your mother always told you to share BTW any girlys up for a spit roast they are fun in my shagadelic apoc of luvvvvvv
Mr Vapor	Posted - 2005.07.19 00:08:00 - [10] Kinda makes me curious as to what he said. I thought my "cruiser" comment was overt. He must have had pictures.
Nicole KholdStare	Posted - 2005.07.19 01:11:00 - [11] Edited by: Nicole KholdStare on 19/07/2005 01:11:11 I'm just what you're looking for...got around 6 million sp, charming eyes and a nice collection of ships. Meet me in Ami at around 151km from the Amdomen gate. Oh and I like expensive presents...
Mr Vapor	Posted - 2005.07.19 04:45:00 - [12] I don't know if you want Kuland to do that. If he brings his main he will wtfpwn you for sure. He's charming like that.
Nicole KholdStare	Posted - 2005.07.19 08:32:00 - [13] Originally by: Mr Vapor I don't know if you want Kuland to do that. If he brings his main he will wtfpwn you for sure. He's charming like that. Well obviously the kind of gifts I have in mind only fit in and indy

Santiago Cortes	Posted - 2005.07.19 11:19:00 - [14] Quote: I thought my "cruiser" comment was overt. He must have had pictures Thanks for the heads up But yeah, please, please, please if this thread is to go anywhere leave the innuendo teen rated, even if it is Eve related! {The Forum Rules} \| {Email Us!}

BlackHawk177	Posted - 2005.07.20 06:33:00 - [15] Edited by: BlackHawk177 on 20/07/2005 06:37:07 This thread is a classic. Haven't laughed this much in a long time. (Jenny, If you feel so left out I'll take you) (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.20 09:17:00 - [16] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Edited by: BlackHawk177 on 20/07/2005 06:37:07 This thread is a classic. Haven't laughed this much in a long time. (Jenny, If you feel so left out I'll take you) I dunno why but I seem to be getting older peeps going for me. I say a few years difference should be fine but not more ;( Anyway, you are also on the wanted list and I am scared to travel with you to remote areas... Good luck in your future endeavours ;) ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2005.07.20 19:58:00 - [17] I'm not dangerous I swear... (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
Mr Vapor	Posted - 2005.07.21 10:31:00 - [18] Originally by: Santiago Cortes Quote: I thought my "cruiser" comment was overt. He must have had pictures Thanks for the heads up But yeah, please, please, please if this thread is to go anywhere leave the innuendo teen rated, even if it is Eve related! PG-13 Stabber comments 4TW!!!!
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.21 20:28:00 - [19] Originally by: BlackHawk177 I'm not dangerous I swear... Write me a poetry? ;O ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
Hung Odonkey	Posted - 2005.07.22 17:56:00 - [20] Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. My Thorax is coming, To play with you ;)
Mr Vapor	Posted - 2005.07.22 22:37:00 - [21] Edited by: Mr Vapor on 22/07/2005 22:37:48 OH, Jenny, Jenny You're the bomb. It is with you I would like to WTFPWN! If you want we could just hold hands; we could take a stroll through the bleak lands. We could kill some Bloods, maybe an Amarr or two. When we're done I might even kill you. It's all about love, not about hate. You just went too slow on the way to the ******* gate. /emote bows deeply.
Bull Slater	Posted - 2005.07.25 11:40:00 - [22] Jenny, you sound perfect but unfortunately I'm bald too :( I don't look as bad as some of the other baldies though looks at original posters image Poetry isn't my strong point but here are a few attempts... Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I wouldn't mind killing, Some Amarr scum with you. or Jenny with the golden hair, So beautiful I'm left gasping for air. Perhaps one day my hand you'll take, For then my wife, I'd love you, to make. I have many more examples of poor, corny poetry but I think those two are a good start :P
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.25 15:50:00 - [23] Originally by: Bull Slater Jenny, you sound perfect but unfortunately I'm bald too :( I don't look as bad as some of the other baldies though looks at original posters image Poetry isn't my strong point but here are a few attempts... Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I wouldn't mind killing, Some Amarr scum with you. or Jenny with the golden hair, So beautiful I'm left gasping for air. Perhaps one day my hand you'll take, For then my wife, I'd love you, to make. I have many more examples of poor, corny poetry but I think those two are a good start :P Too few to select but I like these best so far ;) Besides, you do look cute like Skinner in your case ;p ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.
Hagbaerde	Posted - 2005.07.25 21:02:00 - [24] ahem ahem oh god. Hagbaerde "Do unto others, then run" - The Little Book of Twisted Proverbs. (\_/) (O.o) (> <)
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.31 00:32:00 - [25] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 13/07/2005 00:51:14 Am I eligible? I have only 2.7M SP. Knows how to bite back when bitten so I am not purely a kitten. Not very rich though and my maintanence is pretty low although it can get high sometimes especially when I have to go on shopping spree. I like petit ships, so I am mainly on frigates or cruisers so I can let the big boys protect me ;O But I may have to think over because I prefer men with some hair. Baldness is OK but I have to think about it. Drop me an eve mail to say why I should meet you in 0.0? No Pied Pipers please. RAWR!!1!!1!! MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.07.31 12:21:00 - [26] Originally by: Verone RAWR!!1!!1!! Huh? ----------------------------------- Eve is all about Darwinism: 1. Only the fittest survives. 2. Only the paranoid survives. 3. Only the pretty survives. 4. Only the rich survives.

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