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Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.03 22:50:00 -
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We are recruiting new members to our starter corp,FYYD. We are an established WH entity, all tho we tend to be more PVE then PVP, we can and often times do evict people just cause we want to.
We will possibly take in new corps, but that depends on if we think you'd fit in or not.
You will be segregated in your own tab.
We are recruiting all TZ's, we are active across the board to some degree or another.
What you need to know:
***YOU MUST BE DREAD CAPABLE OR VERY CLOSE***
You MUST have patience and scanning skills 4/4/4 at the very minimum.
Shield and armor skills are a must, as we run w/e suits our current mood/situation. (albeit we are more armor then shield)
BS/T3 capability full t2 fit.
If you want to fly logistics, have Logistics 5.
If your wondering "I wonder.....could I handle it" you can't, don't waste my time.
We're a pack of trolls, so you need a thick skin.
We've been around since the inception of WH space, we don't like k-space and we don't go there often.
LM Pub is our pub channel, or contact me in game on Patient Zero1 or S0mveraa.
Random apps will be denied, and hate mail will be sent to you.
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Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.04 13:04:00 -
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Why hello ! This is NOT a bump, this is me telling you that I hate you all and wish at least 3/4's of you would die in a terrible fire. Have a nice day! |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.05 17:08:00 -
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Searching out the "special" few. Come, sit in our pub and see if you can last more then a few hours. Most of you scrubs can't ...GL |
alexhawz
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.06 22:27:00 -
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One of our new guys made over a billion isk his first week out here...salvaging...imagine if you brought out your combat ships and got paid to make a mess instead of clean it up |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.07 17:48:00 -
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Yeah, Alex is dead on. We required this dude to sit in our pub and train for a dread ......then he's press ganged into making a **** ton of isk running a noctis. .......go figure |
alexhawz
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.09 08:36:00 -
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so, i come home for lunch, see people in the pub channel, but no one says anything....this isnt mind-readers online, its SPACESHIPS! speak damn you! or no isk =-p |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.10 16:58:00 -
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Read the post folks, you need to be in a dread, or VERY close. I have no problems letting someone sit in pub channel for 3 months while they train for it....but still we are NOT newbie friendly. If your a newbie and you want WH's ...we are NOT the folks for you. Every one of our members can fly and field...and has a dread in our WH. Think about it. |
Decon Vyvorant
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.10 20:36:00 -
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Do you require Dread 5 or TWR 5? |
alexhawz
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.10 23:34:00 -
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Decon Vyvorant wrote:Do you require Dread 5 or TWR 5?
not to join, but those would be a definite plus. id strongly recommend at least dread 3 and guns 3, and the TWR 4, but id also suggest you train those skills up to 4s and seige 2 once inside. stop by and have a chat with us! |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.11 18:09:00 -
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Another glorious day in paradise!.......It's a shame Allah failed to mention to me that many of my "virgins" would actually be male...... |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.13 21:23:00 -
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Days recruiting: I don't remember my perception if time has been warped by years of drug abuse.
Recruits:Not many
Reason, we ARE hard to get into it. Few reasons, our requirements are high, our members are nuckin futs, and we just don't really CARE if you join.
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Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.14 18:14:00 -
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Actually getting some recruits now ! ....OK fine i'm totally lieing....no seriously! |
Domin X
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.16 05:45:00 -
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How active is your Au time zone? |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.16 19:23:00 -
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AU? ...we don't let units of space measurement in our alliance....geez |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.18 18:44:00 -
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I'm off my game.....come show me how it's supposed to be done folks. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.20 03:11:00 -
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Now looking for a few more folks ! |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.02.21 20:17:00 -
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Recruitment closed due to wardec. Feel free to come sit in our pub for awhile. |
alexhawz
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.01 04:11:00 -
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so, we got us a new eu tz! they brought some fw morons to play with us. we troll hard apparently... u mad bro??? |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.03 01:35:00 -
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Recruitment is now OPEN. That's right ladies, we're back in business for the special few window lickers.
War report: We roam about solo, we find fights. 4/5-1. We get into a fleet and go looking for a fight...not a WT to be seen.
v0v |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:29:00 -
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This is not a bump, this is me making a post while i'm making isk. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.05 03:10:00 -
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WOOT..OMG HOLY **** WTF ?! ...
what was I talking about? |
Jak'at
Supersedeas
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Posted - 2013.03.05 05:49:00 -
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"Pack of trolls." Lol. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.05 18:25:00 -
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Jak'at wrote:"Pack of trolls." Lol.
Excuse my poor engrish, is the appropriate term gaggle of trolls?....OR ..wait I think this might be it! Troupe of Trolls ....I like it.
Also, bump mother ******. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.06 23:45:00 -
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Running out of whitty **** to put into here to "bump" with. No seriously, WTF I'm running dry here, as dry as a 70 year old **** stars balls after a 13 hour day screwing Sasha Grey.
Can't blame him tho, I'd be shooting blanks at that point myself.
Bump |
moro legend
Deviance Inc
Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2013.03.07 22:28:00 -
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i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things..
Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid?
Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/ |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.07 22:58:00 -
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moro legend wrote:i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things.. Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid? Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/
Thanks for the bump, and the hate, it fills my belly.
We are carebears, did you read my post? I kinda pointed out we pve like mother *******....oh your a skimmer I guess...which is a nice way to say your small brain only sees what it wishes to see.
We're carebears with a larger cap fleet then alot of 0.0 alliances, sans supers ofc. We're also working on the pvp, but thanks for the free bump, we were on a decline there for awhile, no longer!
P.S.-I'll keep an eye out for your hole. |
moro legend
Deviance Inc
Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2013.03.07 23:28:00 -
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Patient Zero1 wrote:moro legend wrote:i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things.. Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid? Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/ Thanks for the bump, and the hate, it fills my belly. We are carebears, did you read my post? I kinda pointed out we pve like mother *******....oh your a skimmer I guess...which is a nice way to say your small brain only sees what it wishes to see. We're carebears with a larger cap fleet then alot of 0.0 alliances, sans supers ofc. We're also working on the pvp, but thanks for the free bump, we were on a decline there for awhile, no longer! P.S.-I'll keep an eye out for your hole.
here's another free bump for you ;) carebears sounds like pink sweet fluffy bunnies :p not like handicapped donkeys.
P.S \o/ i surrender i don't wanna catch your disease. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.07 23:58:00 -
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Thanks bro, back to the top we go again!. Altho I fear my recruitment post might get locked...oh wells.
I might be a herpes ridden ********, but come on over and see how pink and fluffy we are. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.09 03:27:00 -
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I troll, you troll......eat a ****. |
Chuck Rockknocker
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.09 12:36:00 -
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Oy baldy,
Two quick questions if you've got time between head polishing and your brain farts.
Do you have a program to provide the caps? e.g loan etc
Do you have specific activity requirements?
How long does it take to polish your head?
Yeah that's not two questions, it's not that I can't count I just chose ******* not to!
Have a nice day. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.09 22:20:00 -
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Chuck Rockknocker wrote:Oy baldy,
Two quick questions if you've got time between head polishing and your brain farts.
Do you have a program to provide the caps? e.g loan etc
Do you have specific activity requirements?
How long does it take to polish your head?
Yeah that's not two questions, it's not that I can't count I just chose ******* not to!
Have a nice day.
No, you make more then enough quickly enough you don't need any outside help.
No, we come and go as we please..aslong as you let us know whats up.
23 hours out of everday. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.11 00:45:00 -
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Still looking for a few more folks, 4 more slots open. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.11 23:02:00 -
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Looking for the "special" few ...that's right. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.13 00:27:00 -
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Still 4 slots open, few hopefuls tho ..why they'd want to join a fail cascade such as us, I don't know... |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.14 05:14:00 -
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Make that three slots..may you all contract herpes and have "cold sores" for ever....just like me :( |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.15 21:26:00 -
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Looking for 3 elite losers, and I don't mean average, run of the mill **** tards. I mean grade X dur de dur's of a peccable pedigree. |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.03.27 07:36:00 -
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I love you all! No seriously, I'd like to spread my herpes around a bit, it's the gift that just keeps on giving. |
SIr Dawar
FYYD
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.04.01 12:23:00 -
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Dont waste ur time with this alliance. Its a scam. Let u join and bring in ur caps and so on, let u be in corp for a few weeks to get comfortable to bring in ur expensive stuff then kick u outta pos pod u and steal ur stuff. For anyone whos thinking bout joining, you've been warned... |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.04.09 00:24:00 -
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Sorry, was busy drinking the tears of my enemies. Confirming, we totally jacked Dawar, we actually DID.
He was a goon, and I gave him 3-4 weeks to impress me that he wasn't another slathering ******** of the goon masses, and worth two fucks. HE WASN'T.
Goons-9999(over 9000) on the d-bag scale
The Laughing Men-2 |
Patient Zero1
Isotope Laboratories
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2013.04.09 21:25:00 -
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Now accepting apps from goons. JF service directly to WH offered, no collateral, no cans. TYVM |
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