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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img3.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 01:46:00 -
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Well, regretfully this is the last issue of Ask an Ammatar. The reasons are two fold:
1 - Lately I have recieved a torrent of complaints from various parties that have demanded the column be taken down. I have never yielded to public pressure in the past but my problem is that they may take legal action and Wetwork is out of action because he tried to "Unleash legal fury on the opposition." and the opposition happened to be a security turret that I installed. The docotors say he'll be fine in a few weeks!
2 - With all the hip-new columns out there, there isn't a place for this old rag anymore. This column answers the questions from a year ago but those hip and new columns answer the questions of today and here at Ask an Ammatar we want you, the customer, to be as satisfied with your service as possible!
Therefore take part and lets make this the best Ask an Ammatar ever! -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Xav Vorbarra Xav Vorbarra](/images/people/img1.png)
Xav Vorbarra
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Posted - 2005.07.23 02:31:00 -
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First question of the last edition!
Umm...What do you think of all the other copycat "Ask me stuff!" things around GalNet that have been popping up?
Hell hath no fury like man camped "omg f**king spawncamper!!! i hope u die of cancer b!tch!!!" |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img14.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Xav Vorbarra First question of the last edition!
Umm...What do you think of all the other copycat "Ask me stuff!" things around GalNet that have been popping up?
I think that I have somehow unknowingly created a bandwagon and now everyone wants to be on it. That's good, I consider it a mark of pride. However they do seem to do better then myself, as much as bandwagons go this is generally true of any bandwagon. Therefore I shall leave it to the "Pro's" as it were. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Avatar Ashlee Avatar Ashlee](/images/people/img4.png)
Avatar Ashlee
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:21:00 -
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Do you consider imitation the greatest form of idolization?
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![Kyle Caldrel Kyle Caldrel](/images/people/img1.png)
Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:22:00 -
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Pulgor, you leave and ill take illegal action against you, mmmkay?
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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img14.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Avatar Ashlee Do you consider imitation the greatest form of idolization?
Yes, oh yes!
They say it's a form of flattery. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img2.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel Pulgor, you leave and ill take illegal action against you, mmmkay?
But my lawyer is out for the count!
Can you wait a few weeks, his legal plan for this is to throw hot coffee in your face but regretiblly he's still in the med bay. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img6.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: "Gaius Kador-Copied from part 13."
Pulgor.
Do you trust in God and Empire?
Can I trust you?
Well, my faith has waivered in the past but if anything it has been a test of my resolve. Much like Ammatar everywhere I will continue serving in my own way, serving God and the Ammatar State.
I do trust God, I trust the Empire but these.... happenings.... find me in a bad humor. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Nikolai Nuvolari Nikolai Nuvolari](/images/people/img16.png)
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.07.23 05:22:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 23/07/2005 05:27:46 Dear Sma...oh well, because this is the last column, I'll go back to Pulgor again.
Dear Pulgor, After you braved the cold dark world of Question-and-Answer columns alone for many many issues, I was the one who first joined you, by creating Ask a Lunatic Cannibal Pyromaniac. So why is my column the most-ignored of the new Question-and-Answer columns? ___________________________________________ ^^^***---All things serve the Beam---***^^^ GDBT is recruiting! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img16.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 05:31:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Dear Sma...oh well, because this is the last column, I'll go back to Pulgor again.
Dear Pulgor, After you braved the cold dark world of Question-and-Answer columns alone for many many issues, I was the one who first joined you, by creating Ask a Lunatic Cannibal Pyromaniac. So why is my column the most-ignored of the new Question-and-Answer columns?
Well, I'm guessing it's cause you have a low approval rating. I recommend getting your standings on the "Polls" up by giving more items to the populace at large. Remember, it's only classified as a bribe if it comes directly from you! Just cloud it in paperwork and then you can buy all the votes you need to make your column more popular! -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
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![Ly'sol Ly'sol](/images/people/img12.png)
Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.07.23 06:28:00 -
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is it aphoxies fault? -------------------------- Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img8.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 07:01:00 -
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Originally by: Ly'sol is it aphoxies fault?
Nah =) -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Ikvar Ikvar](/images/people/img16.png)
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.07.23 14:04:00 -
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Dear Pulgor,
As a big finale ending to your thing, you should have that BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH! with Verone that you were talking about. __________________
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![CometQueen CometQueen](/images/people/img7.png)
CometQueen
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Posted - 2005.07.23 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar Dear Pulgor,
As a big finale ending to your thing, you should have that BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH! with Verone that you were talking about.
Don't hurt his pretty face!!! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img11.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.23 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar Dear Pulgor,
As a big finale ending to your thing, you should have that BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH! with Verone that you were talking about.
I'm not having a "BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH!" with Verone. Infact I believe that was YOU that was talking about that! I still say I should pay you to fight in my stead though and then I can get the corpse of the loser! What a steal! I'd pay like... 20 mill for that! -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Ikvar Ikvar](/images/people/img16.png)
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.07.24 03:07:00 -
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Pulgor, you're having a BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH! with Verone wether you like it or not. __________________
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![Kyle Caldrel Kyle Caldrel](/images/people/img10.png)
Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.07.24 04:18:00 -
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Dear Pulgor- If you stop these posts i will take illegal actions against you. This is your last warning <3
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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img15.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.24 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar Pulgor, you're having a BATTLE TO THE DEAAAAAAAAATH! with Verone wether you like it or not.
Uh oh........ can I pass? -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img11.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.24 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel Dear Pulgor- If you stop these posts i will take illegal actions against you. This is your last warning <3
What kind of illigal actions? -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Kyle Caldrel Kyle Caldrel](/images/people/img12.png)
Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.07.24 06:15:00 -
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Illegal actions that result in corpses. mmkay? Now, come out of pre-retirement before this gets ugly. ![Twisted Evil](/images/icon_twisted.gif)
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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img4.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.24 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel Illegal actions that result in corpses. mmkay? Now, come out of pre-retirement before this gets ugly. ![Twisted Evil](/images/icon_twisted.gif)
Unfortunately I cannot for the reasons I have stated. However I will have to take the liberty of protecting myself knowing that you, Verone, and Ikvar are all after me! I think you're all bad men!!! Trying to kill me like that.
I did consult Wetwork while he was in the infirmery but he assures me he cannot handle cases involving illigal action, only legal action. I found this strange as MOST cases deal with illigal action but he assures me this is not possible.
I shall have to ensure that you get the hot lasers of gank omen to die in this case. -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Selena D'Kree Selena D'Kree](/images/people/img9.png)
Selena D'Kree
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Posted - 2005.07.24 06:32:00 -
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I'll protect you Pully. *looks menacing*
~Selly
It is not the path we chose but the direction in which we chose to travel upon it.
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![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img8.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.24 07:02:00 -
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Originally by: Selena D'Kree I'll protect you Pully. *looks menacing*
~Selly
![Cool](/images/icon_cool.gif) -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Avatar Ashlee Avatar Ashlee](/images/people/img6.png)
Avatar Ashlee
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Posted - 2005.07.24 08:22:00 -
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You can hide behind your woman, but i will not stop. You gank omen is no match for the power of my "ship"
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![Nikolai Nuvolari Nikolai Nuvolari](/images/people/img12.png)
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.07.24 10:12:00 -
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Originally by: Avatar Ashlee You can hide behind your woman, but i will not stop. You gank omen is no match for the power of my "ship"
Is there a little man in it? ___________________________________________ ^^^***---All things serve the Beam---***^^^ GDBT is recruiting! |
![Amataras Amataras](/images/people/img11.png)
Amataras
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Posted - 2005.07.24 23:19:00 -
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Dear Pulgor, as your arguably biggest fan, can you mail me any "Ask An Ammatar" memorabilia with which i can fondly remember my days reading your column? -------------- The Eve Diplomacy Table
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![Kyle Caldrel Kyle Caldrel](/images/people/img2.png)
Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.07.25 00:36:00 -
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Pulgor cannot resist this thread if it keeps going to the top. Isant that right munchkin?
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![Graelyn Graelyn](/images/people/img9.png)
Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.07.25 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras Dear Pulgor, as your arguably biggest fan, can you mail me any "Ask An Ammatar" memorabilia with which i can fondly remember my days reading your column?
I see an opporitunity here!
Now up for auction: Wetwork's Shoe!
Recovered by station security after being thrown at them, whilst the wily lawyer began screaming something about the 'violence inherent in the system'. Reference UQS Disturbance report 826G-H7.
*holds his nose* Let the bidding begin!
Not your average Amarrian Loyalist....
CEO - The Aeternus Crusade |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img16.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.25 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: "Avatar Ashlee"
You can hide behind your woman, but i will not stop. You gank omen is no match for the power of my "ship"
Nothing is a match for the gank omen!
Originally by: "Amataras"
Dear Pulgor, as your arguably biggest fan, can you mail me any "Ask An Ammatar" memorabilia with which i can fondly remember my days reading your column?
Hmm... you can have a lettersize printout of the first Ask an Ammatar?
Originally by: "Kyle Caldrel"
Pulgor cannot resist this thread if it keeps going to the top. Isant that right munchkin?
So long as there are questions to answer, I will continue to answer them! Seems simple enough eh? -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
![Pulgor Pulgor](/images/people/img2.png)
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.25 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn
Originally by: Amataras Dear Pulgor, as your arguably biggest fan, can you mail me any "Ask An Ammatar" memorabilia with which i can fondly remember my days reading your column?
I see an opporitunity here!
Now up for auction: Wetwork's Shoe!
Recovered by station security after being thrown at them, whilst the wily lawyer began screaming something about the 'violence inherent in the system'. Reference UQS Disturbance report 826G-H7.
*holds his nose* Let the bidding begin!
HEY! What are you a Caldari!? -----------------------------------
UQS Battleminer. Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
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