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SniffleBum KissyLips
EVE INDUSTIAL MINING TRINITY GOLD MINER CORP INC.
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:33:00 -
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This just in!
I Want To Help My Mom
From: Chelsea Girl
Sent: 2013.02.13 23:24
To: Brave Newbies Inc.,
Today the power to our house almost got cut because my mom couldn't afford the bills, and my mom broke down today sobbing and told us about how she doesn't know what she's going to do. I think my mom works really hard to shield me from such realities so I'm sure there's a lot more going on. She's divorced, my dad doesn't help much, and 16 year old me doesn't really know how to help.
I don't know if it'd be wrong of me to start something like a kickstarter for my mom. Would it? There's over 1000 of us, so if 1000 of us donated 5 dollars that'd make 5000 dollars to give to surprise my mom with.
Alright I get it.
From: Chelsea Girl
Sent: 2013.02.13 23:26
To: Brave Newbies Inc.,
It's fine. I didn't think anyone really want to anyways.
For Every LIKE this post gets, we will donate 2 dollars to help that girls mom. If we can raise 1000$, everyone who posts in thread will get pictures of the mom in risque outfits. If we hit 2500$, everyone will get autographed portraits. If this post gets 2500 likes, The first 5 people to like it will win an overnight date with Chelsea Girl's mom. Please, show your support! |
Pewty McPew
Pillage Plunder And Rape Industries
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:35:00 -
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yeah I'll give you five bucks to get behind your mom, or is that in your moms behind? |
Jonah Gravenstein
Gordian Knot Holdings
5651
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:36:00 -
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I'm not sure if I should be laughing at the OPs face, the OPs name or the content.
I am Ohm of Borg, Resistance is Voltage/Current. |
Gizznitt Malikite
agony unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:39:00 -
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lol |
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:41:00 -
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I'm a sympathetic fellow, if you give me all the money you have I will give you 10 bil to help with your situation.
I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |
Ryuu Shi
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:42:00 -
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Dude you face....
Vote for Malcanis for CSM8
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=192717&find=unread |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
2251
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:43:00 -
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How about the little sweet sixteen gets of her fat ass and gets a job instead of internet begging.
People have no pride anymore.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:08:00 -
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Anyone who owes $5000 in electric bills clearly needs to hire an accountant for their pot growing operation.
EvE Forum Bingo |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:11:00 -
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First, I was like "oh look, someone trying to get space likes."
Then I was like "this isn't Facebook, this person should be biomassed."
But then I thought "hey maybe this is legit and we should all like it to cost them a lot of money."
Then I realized that liking requires effort, and I'm all out of that.
Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2101
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:13:00 -
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Cant pay bills...can afford to sub accounts....
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
Home Front Coalition
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:19:00 -
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+1 for the prospect of random moms in risque outfits. Sorry, couldn't resist. |
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:23:00 -
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Smells like the Sudan.
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
...end transmission... |
Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
249
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:28:00 -
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Seems legit. 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
169
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:40:00 -
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DUDE
YOUR FACE
JESUS CHRSIT
Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |
Malik Doom
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.02.14 00:53:00 -
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16 years old, get a job. MacDonald's is always hiring. |
MadMuppet
Three Fish In A Box
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Posted - 2013.02.14 01:09:00 -
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As a banker from Nigeria I feel it important to behind get this mother to assist her, as I to have sought assistance from other due to the war.
I mine in EVE because I'm too drunk to fish in WoW.-á |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
7817
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Posted - 2013.02.14 01:14:00 -
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I came in here because the thread title is misleading, I am disappoint 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.14 01:14:00 -
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I wanted to say HTFU, then read the post, then saw OPs face, then got confused..
Now Im back at HTFU though because I dont know what else to say. |
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1107
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Posted - 2013.02.14 01:50:00 -
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At 16 you should be looking for a part-time job, not begging for kick starter money on the internet. |
Slymah
33 RD
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2013.02.14 01:59:00 -
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Tell your Mom whatever amount of cash she sends me I will double it. |
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Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1093
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:02:00 -
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i did a lot of baby sitting at 16. low impact, off the books, no taxes. paid pretty well tbh. |
Ptraci
Militaris Industries
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:04:00 -
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Sigh. Seriously OP. |
Google Voices
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:07:00 -
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Isn't scamming for real money illegal? 
"Fozzie could not comment on when this issue would be resolved and stated that GÇ£one day Veritas will come up to me and say GÇÿhey I fixed off-grid boostingGÇÖGÇ¥, but he had no idea on a potential timeframe for this sort of miracle." |
Fairren
Red Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:31:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:Anyone who owes $5000 in electric bills clearly needs to hire an accountant for their pot growing operation.
Maybe she was supposed to pay the Superdome's electric bill. |
irishFour
Mobile Meth Lab Monkeys
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:32:00 -
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I was really hoping this was going to solicit sexual favors for cash. I'm leaving disappointed.
I like to have my cake and eat it too |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:36:00 -
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This thread is such a downer. I'm leaving too. |
Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:34:00 -
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Malik Doom wrote:16 years old, get a job. MacDonald's is always hiring.
This. If the lazy kid really wants to help out he/she/it doesn't need to beg. I was working at 16. |
Peter Powers
Terrorists of Dimensions
Free 2 Play
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:42:00 -
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seriously? "like-games" now on the eve forums?
3rdPartyEve.net - your catalogue for 3rd party applications |
Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:44:00 -
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IBTL
Also, wat?
Vote Malcanis for CSM 8 |
Aracimia Wolfe
Brave Newbies Inc.
205
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:46:00 -
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Just as an update, we in BNI are well meaning thoughtful individuals, who are happy to get behind this cause. As such we have collectively raised Chelseas bounty to over 50 million so far in an attempt pay her mums heating bill. Any extra you wish to donate please add in ISK form to her bounty so we can help her on the way to a better her!
Provided she finds a nice person to convert her bounty of course. But it's a quest worthy of undertaking.
EDIT: Also ITT: Spai spills corp begging mail
EDIT2: They also forgot to add the bit in between where 200 peple cried out "**** off" then were silent ^^
Malcanis for CSM 8 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=192717
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ m8m8m8m8m8m8m8 o7
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