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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
90
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Posted - 2013.02.18 01:40:00 -
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If recent events in the wine cellar of a notorious pirate are to be a guide, anti-Nation forces might experiment with introducing their targets to Crash. It seems to light them on fire. Mr. Shogaatsu to the rescue of All Mankind - who would have thought? Keep your footwear away from his stomach discharges, however....
And, really, why steal the furniture? Do they not have ottomans in Stain?
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Ghost Hunter
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
74
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Posted - 2013.02.18 02:39:00 -
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Our social gathering was disrupted by the sudden insurgency of narcotic consumption/solicitation. A withdrawal was ordered more for their sake than ours.
Unfortunately in the process a chemical agent was released that destroyed all of our clothing. The Table was taken as compensation for the damages, in lieu of replacement clothes being acquired on our behalf. Negotiations may be taken when the proper parties are informed.
True Slave Foundations Overseer
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2061
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Posted - 2013.02.18 02:42:00 -
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Well it was certainly... an experience.
Mane 614
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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
90
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Posted - 2013.02.18 02:57:00 -
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Ghost Hunter wrote:Unfortunately in the process a chemical agent was released that destroyed all of our clothing. The Table was taken as compensation for the damages, in lieu of replacement clothes being acquired on our behalf. Negotiations may be taken when the proper parties are informed.
Just to be clear... you stole a table... from Silas... to pay for the clothes... that your own bodies set on fire... after imbibing Mr. Shogaatsu's narcotics?
Of course, that doesn't completely explain why everyone else was also naked. I hope that Che managed to get dressed before the aforementioned Mr. Shogaatsu reached the reflecting pool... anyway, I would advise filling in that particular pool and digging another one somewhere else. Or perhaps tearing down the entire estate and rebuilding on another hilltop. I can scarcely imagine what might be crawling around in there, now. |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3266
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Posted - 2013.02.18 03:05:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Well it was certainly... an experience.
Yup.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
1463
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Posted - 2013.02.18 03:06:00 -
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Gosakumori Noh wrote:Ghost Hunter wrote:Unfortunately in the process a chemical agent was released that destroyed all of our clothing. The Table was taken as compensation for the damages, in lieu of replacement clothes being acquired on our behalf. Negotiations may be taken when the proper parties are informed. Just to be clear... you stole a table... from Silas... to pay for the clothes... that your own bodies set on fire... after imbibing Mr. Shogaatsu's narcotics? Of course, that doesn't completely explain why everyone else was also naked. I hope that Che managed to get dressed before the aforementioned Mr. Shogaatsu reached the reflecting pool... anyway, I would advise filling in that particular pool and digging another one somewhere else. Or perhaps tearing down the entire estate and rebuilding on another hilltop. I can scarcely imagine what might be crawling around in there, now.
No. Istvaan Shogatsu was spraying around an aerosol agent that was designed to destroy clothing. He did this after Silas encouraged him to partake of a truly staggering amount of Crash. We therefore took the table as compensation. |
Ghost Hunter
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
76
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Posted - 2013.02.18 03:08:00 -
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Gosakumori Noh wrote:Ghost Hunter wrote:Unfortunately in the process a chemical agent was released that destroyed all of our clothing. The Table was taken as compensation for the damages, in lieu of replacement clothes being acquired on our behalf. Negotiations may be taken when the proper parties are informed. Just to be clear... you stole a table... from Silas... to pay for the clothes... that your own bodies set on fire... after imbibing Mr. Shogaatsu's narcotics? Of course, that doesn't completely explain why everyone else was also naked. I hope that Che managed to get dressed before the aforementioned Mr. Shogaatsu reached the reflecting pool... anyway, I would advise filling in that particular pool and digging another one somewhere else. Or perhaps tearing down the entire estate and rebuilding on another hilltop. I can scarcely imagine what might be crawling around in there, now.
Incorrect.
Mr. Shogaatsu arrived and immediately began his narcotic consumption. During these events, he released a chemical agent that dissolved clothing. It also reacted with the materials my hair is constructed of. The hair itself caught fire, and nothing else. Aside from a particularly purple-colored drink, I am not aware of any narcotic consumption.
This expedited our withdrawal procedure.
True Slave Foundations Overseer
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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
90
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Posted - 2013.02.18 03:13:00 -
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Ah, it all makes perfect sense, now! |
Eri Nihil
Ready for Chaos
0
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Posted - 2013.02.18 04:31:00 -
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I thought Sanshas were more fond of cute felines than drugs?
Or is that just Citizen Avhar? |
Vikarion
Liandri Corporation
Liandri Covenant
233
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Posted - 2013.02.18 05:15:00 -
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Unfortunately, events planetside constrained me from attending. How annoying. |
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Guthris
The Shard Restaurant
Shaktipat Revelators
36
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Posted - 2013.02.18 08:25:00 -
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It will certainly be a night to remember. Morwens performance as breathtaking. The ending of the night was... well ehh...
Interesting to say the least.
Ishtvaan if you're reading this. You owe me a pair of Sujarento snakeskin boots. The rest of my attire will be classified as collateral damages |
Shalee Lianne
In Exile.
123
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Posted - 2013.02.18 08:57:00 -
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Wait....what did I miss after I left the cellar?
Who was on fire and who stole what table?
http://amarrian.blogspot.com/ -á~ Roleplay blog.http://sovereigntywars.wordpress.com/ ~ Faction War blog. |
Solarienne
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
60
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Posted - 2013.02.18 09:24:00 -
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I am glad I left when I did. Nice pad, but nothing notable in the arena of gambling or even things to wish you could gamble on.
That is a little unfair I guess. Civire are known to have parties without wagers. They're called meetings. Both have the common unifying factor of not tending to leave the guests naked. So to reiterate; glad I left before I got some intimate visual knowledge of how some individuals choose to wear their clones. |
Jev North
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
167
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Posted - 2013.02.18 09:40:00 -
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I'm honestly unsure whether I'm happy or sad I snuck out early in favor of space-side mayhem. Very peculiar feeling. |
Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2013.02.18 10:22:00 -
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Shalee Lianne wrote:Wait....what did I miss after I left the cellar? Who was on fire and who stole what table?
It's a blur. My clearest memories are of a naked Gallois cowboy sitting at the bar in his boots smoking a large medicinal cigarette; and bits of small intestine Mr. Shogaatsu coughed onto my footwear. When the cowboy and the guiding hand headed for the reflection pool, I grabbed an indentured teenage Sebiestor named Grigor and escaped through a postern gate before more wiggly things were summoned from the depths of a cutlery-throwing madman's bowels. I regret that I couldn't have saved more of the staff, but Synthia had already gone, I have a thing for teenage Sebiestor boys, and a quick exit seemed most prudent.
It was a frightful run up to the landing pad. All the way, we kept hearing a beast alternately scream "I'm melting" and "Silas" at inhuman volumes.
Oh, and there was a girl with a dislocated shoulder and a bloody gash on her forehead. I told her not to go down into the cellar, but she didn't listen. It's like those horror holoreels. They never listen. I hope the poor thing is all right. That was before the wiggly things on my boots, as I recall.
Did half a dozen naked Nation cyborgs really walk passed me carrying a stolen.. table? Yes.
Yes, they did. |
Gwen Ikiryo
Hoderi's Folly
38
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Posted - 2013.02.18 10:23:00 -
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Gods and spirits. I'm not sure if I'll ever be leaving my private quarters again.
Thank you for hosting the event, Lady Vitalia. |
Khazarn Areth
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
141
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Posted - 2013.02.18 10:51:00 -
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It was quite an event, My thanks for the invitation Sister Vitalia.
And to whomever owned that body of Ston for the leg.
Bloody Omir's coming back
Monsters from the endless black
Wading through a crimson flood
Omir's come to drink your blood |
Che Biko
Humanitarian Communists
375
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Posted - 2013.02.18 12:07:00 -
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Gosakumori Noh wrote:I hope that Che managed to get dressed before the aforementioned Mr. Shogaatsu reached the reflecting pool... Oh, yes. The staff was good enough to have some clothes delivered. I don't know why Nation pilots would take a table instead. Perhaps they didn't feel like adequatly compensating the staff for their assistance.
Things that can't be so easily replaced include a shirt given to me by my sister, and my little green with a red star state army bag. If Istvaan actually regrets his actions, he can make it up to me by gifting me a male Red Star shirt, contracted somewhere in hi-sec.
Anyway, now we know what Istvaan has been trying to hide, his big... erh... little secret.
I'm wondering though, how many Istvaans were there? I think I saw him dying twice.
Nightmares - A short story by Ch+¬ Biko |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3266
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Posted - 2013.02.18 13:24:00 -
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Well that was certainly an interesting evening. Haven't had a night like that since college.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
94
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Posted - 2013.02.18 17:04:00 -
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Che Biko wrote:I'm wondering though, how many Istvaans were there? I think I saw him dying twice.
Ah! Jump clones, of course! That would explain how the total quantity of material discharged from... multiple ends... often at the same time... reconciles with conservation of mass.
I still hear "SIIIIILAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMELTINGGGGGGGG!" ringing in my ears. |
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Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
443
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Posted - 2013.02.18 17:18:00 -
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I know now why I didn't accept the invitation Vitalia sent me to her last party. Nudity, vomiting and yelling don't sound all that much like fun to me. That normally comes after the party, not during! 
What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |
Shalee Lianne
In Exile.
123
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Posted - 2013.02.18 18:28:00 -
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How strange. I remember there being a fight out on the balcony after we left the cellar- I think I hit Sid over the back with a chair because he was beating up Logan and the Blooder...he was there too. I just remember this god-awful look he gave me.
It's really all a blur.
I wonder what the fight was over? Anyone know?
Glad I left the cellar when I did...
http://amarrian.blogspot.com/ -á~ Roleplay blog.http://sovereigntywars.wordpress.com/ ~ Faction War blog. |
Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
95
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Posted - 2013.02.18 18:41:00 -
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Shalee Lianne wrote:I wonder what the fight was over? Anyone know?
Well, you didn't hear it from me... but I believe the scene's genesis was set in the gap between the gluteal lobes of an aspiring Covenant convert, and that gap's unexpected rendezvous with a sanguine cake eater's probing fingers. |
Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage
Shaktipat Revelators
39
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Posted - 2013.02.18 20:32:00 -
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I wanted to be there, but my uncle said no way. Poor Ghost, though, getting his hair burnt like that. I've set some of the children to work designing a hat for him.
I have heard a little bit of what happened, though, and actually, the table wasn't stolen. If you come to a place that doesn't have a flag on it, and you place your own flag there, it's not stealing when you take it. So TS-F didn't steal the table, they made claim to it through the cunning use of flags. |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2075
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Posted - 2013.02.18 21:11:00 -
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All in all, I'd give the party a seven out of ten. That it did not exceed such a rating is by no means the fault of the gracious host or her exceptionally generous staff, but simply that certain guests had... mysterious definitions of the word "entertainment," and acted upon them.
Mane 614
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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
98
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:04:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Certain guests had... mysterious definitions of the word "entertainment," and acted upon them.
Quite a number of guests, in fact. That aside, you're being rather coy about becoming a boy in a girl's world. Keeping it on the DL for the time being?
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2075
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:23:00 -
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Gosakumori Noh wrote:Quite a number of guests, in fact. That aside, you're being rather coy about becoming a boy in a girl's world. Keeping it on the DL for the time being?
What on Intaki are you talking about, crazy woman?
Mane 614
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Jev North
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
168
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:31:00 -
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Quite clever of those Foundations types, really; when caught with your pants dissolved into fine dust, do something so utterly offbeat that everyone forgets to compare sizes. |
Gosakumori Noh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
98
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Posted - 2013.02.18 23:49:00 -
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Jev North wrote:Quite clever of those Foundations types, really; when caught with your pants dissolved into fine dust, do something so utterly offbeat that everyone forgets to compare sizes.
Good Heavens, you're right! Brilliant! All I could think about was: why are naked cyborgs carrying away a... table? On reflection, their story is a bit thin. I've got to believe Mr. Shogaatsu could have compensated them on the spot if it was really an issue. All just a big ruse! In contrast, Mr. Biko sat himself calmly at the bar and waited patiently for a new set of clothes. Oh, my.
And if a certain Intaki doesn't want to tell his dirty little secret just yet, far be it from me to spill the beans early. It's not like I was the only one there though, doll. In fact, I wasn't even particularly there, there when it all went down... pardon the pun. Oh, my.
Someone is bound to mention it. Where is that delightful investigative journalist, anyway? |
Vlad Cetes
Underworld Protection Agency
Fatal Ascension
19
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Posted - 2013.02.19 01:29:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:All in all, I'd give the party a seven out of ten. That it did not exceed such a rating is by no means the fault of the gracious host or her exceptionally generous staff, but simply that certain guests had... mysterious definitions of the word "entertainment," and acted upon them.
I am surprised you didn't need a new clone, nor remember anything considering the amount of narcotics you consumed.
On the other hand I hope the guest enjoyed all the Holder statues and paintings of the former owners who now sport elaborate moustaches. |
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