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Andreith
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:19:00 -
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In this time of 0wnage many n00bs are left out of the pr0 loop and will never gain the pr0-ness that a pr0 acquires. In response to this crisis I have posted this thread for n00bs to slightly understand the vast world of pr0s. Hopefully this will help a few pr0ish n00bs to start 0wning in pwnage. So....
In instance, lets say you are faced with a sentence such as:
And thus the pro, in his time of 0wnage, nerfed the gankless n00b who was a.f.k.
obviously if you are a n00b yourself you will definitely not understand the pr0-ness of this sentence. To facilitate the understanding of the above-enclosed statement there are a few terms that we should overview first.
pro : One of which is more skilled than a n00b
n00b : One of which is not a pro
0wnage : the statement of 0wning
to 0wn : to dominate in an instance of time
to nerf :
inGame
1. to 0wn aggressively in a short timeframe
realLife
2. to weaken aggressively in a short timeframe
gank : the ability to 0wn with the presence of pro skills
gankless : the inability to gank with the presence of n00b skills
a.f.k. : away from keyboard, the act of n00biness
skills : the attribute of a pro in his time of 0wnage
If this short guide did not help you with your inaptitude to 0wn please refer to the rest of the forum as I have exhausted my basic knowledge of 0wnage. If I go any further you will be nerfed my by my pr0-ness.
If you are, on the other hand, interested in being able to positively enhancing the EVE community and its connections to the devs please refer to the following thread.
Flight Formation
to a bright new sky,
Athanya
Network Analyst
p.s.
Happy sysadmin day
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Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:36:00 -
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ahahaha,
In my own n00biness in my time of 0wnage I have been nerfed by my own self. Now I will post as my actual pr0 Character!
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:36:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 29/07/2005 13:37:26
p01ntl355 
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Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:38:00 -
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"LOL, LOL, OMG n00b, ROFL..."
(At least that's what the Pro Gamer was posting on the forums in Pure Pwnage)
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Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:41:00 -
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Finally someone that understands the the pwnage.
Everyone should learn from Cmdr Sy he 0wns in his 1337 pro skills.
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:44:00 -
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erm... Are you Freiza's Alt ? Oś 
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)=Oveur (proof)
"Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |
Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:46:00 -
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Unfortunately... (or maybe fortunately) I am not that of which you accuse me to be.
sorry Sybylle
for greatness,
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Zaldiri
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Sybylle
erm... Are you Freiza's Alt ? Oś
Or maybe another who has reached the zenith of 3D vision?
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Admiral of King Frieza's Super Saiyan fleet.
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Athanya
Unfortunately... (or maybe fortunately) I am not that of which you accuse me to be.
sorry Sybylle
for greatness,
Athanya
Network Analyst
Lol...Was speaking of Andreith, not to you ^^
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)=Oveur (proof)
"Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |
Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.07.29 13:57:00 -
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Edited by: Quanteeri on 29/07/2005 13:57:23
lol 
And thus begins the madness that is the EO boards on Fridays.
Plus, it's lazyass sysadmin day too. Oh this place will be packed.
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Andreith
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Posted - 2005.07.29 14:02:00 -
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In all your pr0-ness everyone should have concluded that
Athanya >= Andreith
please verify images and names
for a greater blue world
Andreith
Network Analyst
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Trit
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Posted - 2005.07.29 14:28:00 -
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Someone has been watching too much www.purepwnage.com
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Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.29 14:37:00 -
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Someone is realistic about how much game acronyms or gaming terms that we use and in all of this some might get lost with the actual meaning of some of the terms.
But yes, I have seen all purepwnage.com episodes and I have played aaginst fps_Doug and yes he does yell "BOOOM HEADSHOT" and he is somewhat good as well.
Oh well, in any case enjoy this thread and please go see the following thread for cool ideas.
Wicked Ideas
"get out of the house and leave the computer for once"
-mom
little did she know that even while I was off the computer, I was still skill training, and chatting with my own phone
EVE on phone
for a greater greenbluish world
in other terms taupe world
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Blydchyld
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Posted - 2005.07.29 15:54:00 -
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yarr, 1337... etc etc
Please also include me as either a 14 year old or a 40 year old pretending to be 14.
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Andreith
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Posted - 2005.07.29 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Blydchyld
yarr, 1337... etc etc
Please also include me as either a 14 year old or a 40 year old pretending to be 14.
who what how? duude... im 21... lemme alone 
for a twisted fushial world
Andreith
Network Analyst
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Kalixa Hihro
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Posted - 2005.07.29 16:30:00 -
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u r so 1337
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Andreith
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Posted - 2005.07.29 16:40:00 -
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Andreith
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Posted - 2005.07.29 19:53:00 -
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0wnage!
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Khargos
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Posted - 2005.07.29 21:27:00 -
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go back to counterstrike.
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Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.29 23:53:00 -
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Why not bring Counter Strike to EVE???
as well as first person piloting engine! Yea I know... too much to ask the devs... sorry devs I love you all.
for the greater 0wnage
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:05:00 -
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rofflecopter? 
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Richard Masterson
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:08:00 -
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I am now dumber for having read that.
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Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.30 12:45:00 -
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WOW 
that didnt take much, goes to show how feeble and n00bish the community has become
I am in utter tears for you .
I know a specialist that might help you, she helped my friend's dyslexic sister. I'm sure she can help you with something.
for a more intelligible future
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.07.30 12:50:00 -
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MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT! |
Fendor Atar
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Posted - 2005.07.30 14:16:00 -
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good god how pointless
why cant you just talk proper english? the 1337 talk is just so nerdy
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Arimas Talasko
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Posted - 2005.07.30 14:37:00 -
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Worst post ever.
Supremacy Keepin it Real
Quote:
PLEASE TELL US WHY, WHY DO U WANT US TO DIE,
I AM JUST GOING FRIGGEN INSAIGN
-Daniel Jackson |
Athanya
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Posted - 2005.07.31 16:11:00 -
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woooo not worst post, I've seen worst...
just most pointless and useless, except for someone that doesnt know some of the terms it might help them.... Must I emphasize MIGHT.
teehee
Athanya
Network Analyst
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Spam Javelin
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Posted - 2005.07.31 17:05:00 -
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What a WoB.
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