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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:42:00 -
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Once upon a time, there was a little Scorpion class Battleship. The Scorpion was a good little Battleship and did its best to succed and make its owner happy.
Picture of little Scopion flying around in happy happy joy joy mode
Picture of lovly Scorpion
But then its owner died a terrible death whilining mining Scordite in Kemerk. The little Scorpion was really really sad, and got sold to a new owner. The new owner was called Xplain[name altered to safe privacy], member of the once so proud Fountain Alliance, the oldest alliance still alive in the universe of EvE. This was XPlains first encouter with a Scorpion class Battleship, so he wondered what to do with it.
Xplain: "Hmm, lets have a look in my hangar and check what my agent gave me latly"
So the little Scorpion got a new fitting. What will it be like, will our little Scopion pwn? Will it be a proud little Battleship drowning the enemies in a sea of fear?
We would never known, if our little Scorpion wouldnt have met the miserable pirates from the "ExoticDancersAlliance". Thanks to their crappy realive, and asocial life, thy have time even to play at deepest night at the weekend and grief poor people just minding their own!
[Audience: "BUUUUHHHHHHH"]
Know the story develops rapidly. Our little scorp sees 3 interceptor class frigates at a lonly stargate in syndicate, where you never ever would expect bad pirates!. Hoho, how stupid, thy standing next to a gate, I will trick them with jumping and then insta warping to the next best Planet and use my ³ber cloaking device there! Thy will never ever find me! HHAHAHAHA, stupid pirates" Xplain thought on this sight. So the little scorpion jumped and did what Xplain ordered. Sadly this genius plan didnt worked at all, and the interceptor class frigates, and the caldari Blackbird class cruiser managed to delcloak our little Scorpion. Uhhuu, well I have this l33t Insta, will probably also work from this total different direction, nooooo problem little scorp. We will try them again with cloaking, and slowly approaching the gate! We still have 2 mighty stabs fitted! Xplain told his scared scorpion. Now the pirates faced Xplains sane plan and failed in decloaking him again. So he slowly approached the stargate where thy were just waiting for him (haha stupid pirates) and jumped after he got within 2,5km from the gate!
But the pirates jumped again with him, but our brave scorpion could escape thanks to the mighty stab! But now the story turns! The luck fainted away from our Scorp.
THE MIGHTY BOOKMARK FAILED
[audience:"UHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO"]
The little scorp gets scrambled 5km from the gate for a total of -3, too much for the mighty stabs to enable the warp drive again. What to do? Apporach gate and jump away? Noooo too easy! Eject and abondon the little Scorp, but safe the life of the little Scorp? Yeessss, goood plan!
So Xplain ejected from his BS and warped away in his Pod. But the little scorp wasnt alone for long, the pirates took care of the little scorp and brought it back to their base.
But now, what was the mighty fitting of the Scorp?
Let me show you a picture:
Linkage
Especially the MAPC impressed me deeply, but what did we learn?
Take care what you board, the fitting could scare you to death
Sincerly Nafri, an amused pirate lady
Link to our story forum
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
SaorAlba
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:50:00 -
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O men what a noob. Did he offer you money not to reveil his true name?
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Blacklight
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:53:00 -
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OMFG
How did he find out my Scorp fitting?
Eve Blacklight Style
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slip66
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:54:00 -
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lol
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Antoinette Civari
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:55:00 -
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I¦m really speechless here, how can a thinking individual in their right mind fit such an ..
.. oh, i see
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General Killah
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:55:00 -
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I have a story a lot like that but it was an Apoc and wasn't so long
Wow... ---------------------------------
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.07.30 00:58:00 -
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That makes me sick..... ------------------
Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:00:00 -
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ugh thats even worthy of another reply
Just ugh
UGH
i mean come ON ..
UGH wtf @ the empty slot
jesus ------------------
Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:06:00 -
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Those two Micro Aux will pwn pretty much every setting you can think of on a BS! __________________
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:11:00 -
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i hope u sent him a link to a eve manual, thats the least u could do.
but thank you for saving the good litle scorpion.
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:12:00 -
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awww man
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Christopher Multsanti
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:15:00 -
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MAPC on BS FTW...oh wait!
Your not from New York City your From Rotherham! |
Bruchpilot
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:18:00 -
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That *****s me up.
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Cloned Mark
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:30:00 -
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omfg. -----------------------------
M. Corp |
Grimster
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:40:00 -
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Edited by: Grimster on 30/07/2005 01:40:54
Originally by: Blacklight OMFG
How did he find out my Scorp fitting?
Spyz0r in BNC my man, Spyz0r!!
edit - and Nafri's looking HOT these days. Luvving the newer avatar. Remind me to hook up with you sometime
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:43:00 -
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hahahaha *cough*
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Okoru
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:44:00 -
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did you give the good little scorpion a good fitting at least? Make him happy to be disposed of his old owner? poor little guy. --- What I say has nothing to do with my corp.
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:47:00 -
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Funny, but shouldn't this be in Crime and Punishment?
www.hadean.org
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2005.07.30 01:55:00 -
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Was his name Xplained? :p Think I have a Xplained in my "buddy"-list after hunting FA ;)
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.30 02:14:00 -
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Originally by: Equinox II Was his name Xplained? :p Think I have a Xplained in my "buddy"-list after hunting FA ;)
no never!
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.30 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Grimster Edited by: Grimster on 30/07/2005 01:40:54
Originally by: Blacklight OMFG
How did he find out my Scorp fitting?
Spyz0r in BNC my man, Spyz0r!!
edit - and Nafri's looking HOT these days. Luvving the newer avatar. Remind me to hook up with you sometime
oh, you know, for a tempest I would do everything
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.30 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr Funny, but shouldn't this be in Crime and Punishment?
nope, this is a alliance wide laugh!
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
thelung187
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Posted - 2005.07.30 02:25:00 -
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bwahahahaha, that got a jolly laugh
[ 2005.05.19 22:54:23 ] InnerDrive > only solution safespot till you leave or mine in empire till you leave or something |
Pharaum
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Posted - 2005.07.30 02:54:00 -
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lol a good story, someone just handed over a ship to you, be happy..
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CdCommander
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Posted - 2005.07.30 03:03:00 -
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OMFGWTF!!! MAPC's!!! 2 empty slots!!! I feel sorry for that poor scorpion hope you give it a good home
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.07.30 03:15:00 -
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For many many months I thought i was the worst Scorp pilot in Eve. Thank you for boosting my self esteem.
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!!
The best joke ever!!!! http://www.livejournal.com/users/sweet__kitty/40953.html?mode=reply
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Black January
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Posted - 2005.07.30 05:04:00 -
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Don't lie. You stole that scorpion from some 5 year old kid's little red wagon. He was going to go play dolls with the red-headed megathron kid from down the street and you totaly ganked his toys.
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A five year old.
A drunk 5 year old on cokaine is the only possible explination for whatever the hell that was.
wtf
Moments like this.. people like that are a burden to my soul.
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EssexBoy
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Posted - 2005.07.30 06:44:00 -
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Well I am a drunk 5 year old on ******* and I would never fit a Scorp like that !!!
Thanks for the post Nafri, I really enjoyed it.
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Mysti Knight
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Posted - 2005.07.30 07:25:00 -
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Aww, come on... you made this up as a nice bedtime story for little pirates, didn't you?
This didn't really happen....
Nice story though, hoping for more... :)
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Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.07.30 08:00:00 -
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We want more! ------------------------------------------ Member of the [23] Follower of the Blood Revolution. Sani Sabik. |
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