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General Tulkas
The Forgotten Capitals Corporation Eternal Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:43:00 -
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Hi am GT and i would like to recruit a women just for the fact am sick of hearing mens voices on TS i offer you 100 mil a month contract and will throw in a free BC of your choice and equal oppurtunties lol let me know if your intrested .
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Reikca
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.21 01:30:00 -
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General Tulkas wrote:Hi am GT and i would like to recruit a women just for the fact am sick of hearing mens voices on TS i offer you 100 mil a month contract and will throw in a free BC of your choice and equal oppurtunties lol let me know if your intrested .
General Tulkas Dotdotdot.
Creepiest. Corp. Recruitment. Post. EVER.
Eww, don't even know where to start, just...eww. |
Gregor Lachlan
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2013.02.21 01:38:00 -
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Hi,
I play spaecships on my internets and I want to talk to girls at the same time. but I pay you too in spaeceship money.
Plaes come join. |
Reikca
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.21 01:53:00 -
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It's not exactly but kinda sorta almost somehow feels like some sort of prostitution...
& if you want quality e-lovin', you should probably pay more, 100M/month & a Drake will most likely only get you the fatties & buttafaces, although stereotypically, considering the type of women who would play EVE, there are probably more nickels than dimes out there.
But I'd suggest upping the ante, in order to listen to a horde of horny bros propositioning her 25/8, you should offer at least 10M/day + &, I don't know, maybe a T2 BC as a signing bonus plus a T3 if they make it a month? Include incentives for actually talking, not just logging in to TS & muting everyone, with an officer mod bonus if they weigh less than 200 lbs & have less facial hair than you. |
dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2013.02.21 02:17:00 -
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Logged off an hour ago looking at this thread... logged back on expecting to find it locked.
Somehow I'm happy about this turn of events. |
Lasairiona
Underworld Protection Agency Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2013.02.21 13:30:00 -
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As a woman who plays eve, I'm highly disturbed, lmao.
Maybe you should join a corp with female members.....
On second thought, don't. Just don't. |
Meritsa
Avioni
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Posted - 2013.02.21 13:37:00 -
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General Tulkas wrote:Hi am GT and i would like to recruit a women just for the fact am sick of hearing mens voices on TS i offer you 100 mil a month contract and will throw in a free BC of your choice and equal oppurtunties lol let me know if your intrested .
General Tulkas
You are now a personal hero of mine. You couldn't have made that sound any creepier than that. |
Greg Arosa
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Posted - 2013.02.21 13:40:00 -
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There are no girls in eve, don't you know that? |
Covert0ne
Sons Of 0din Dark Therapy
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Posted - 2013.02.21 13:44:00 -
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Posting before lock. http://www.dark-therapy.com Sov Holding, PvP Alliance |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.21 15:08:00 -
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Locking this as it is inappropriate for a recruitment thread. New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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