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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: Nafri on 31/07/2005 20:44:00
Main actors
Princess Keshae the virgin:
The Beauty
King Damstaffu the "not so handsome"
The King
Dark Knight Pryan Proutine the ebil
Pryan
All names altered for privacy again
Once upon a time, there were 2 kingdoms lying in dispute. Neithere the pink, fluffy kingdom of Phoenixia nor the dark, vicious kingdom of fifty five could score the victory in this epic clash.
At this point the King of fifty five, the old Damstaffu masterminden an abject plan to achieve the victory.
King: "Haha, I will send my daughter, the lovly Keshae, to the King of Phoenixia as bride! That old guy wont be able to resist and will marry her, and in the wedding night she will kill him with the special poison of mine!" [Shows around poison to audience
[1 week later]
King: "My dear daughter, remember what I told you. The fate of our kingdom lies on your shoulders. But I'm confident in your skills!"
Princess: "Ok, father. I will do like I'm told. I will do it to serve my kingdom. My death shall be our victory!"
So the princess began her move into on her trusted hourse called "Raven" in the land of Phoenixia. After many nights and days Keshae manged to reach the lands of phoenixia savly. The kingdom of phoenixia was told that she was a gift as sign of respect and the will to achieve piece between the 2 kingdoms.
Thats the point where the ebil knight pryan comes into game. Luring around in the land of phoenixia searching for easy prey he found the lonly princess.
Bravly he engaged the lonly lady (knowing that he tends to faint when he sees women, its brave) and easily managed to got the superioty in this furius battle.
But suddenly the princess began to scream:
Keshea > don shott
Keshae > SNRA
Keshae > HERE
Keshae > IS A SPY
Keshae > HOILD U`R FIRE
Keshae > I CAN PORVE
Keshae > hold u`r fire
-hm, what? Strange things happens here now. Let me explain. SNRA is the ruling dynasty in the kindgom of fifty five. And the princess is screaming loudly to safe her life, giving out the ebil plan of the King!.
Of course Pryan didnt cared, hes not a member of the care police. So he killed her battlehorse called "Raven" and sadly also killed the unlucky princess [UUUPPPPPPPSSSSS].
While our Úbil knight was checkig the loot of the princess [ieeek], the king of fifty five sent an note to the ebil pryan.
King > hey
King > KESHEA WAS MY SPY
King > DOWN THERE
Pryan > im a knight and i wanted ur cargo sir
Pryan > doesnt matter which HOOD u are
King > =))
King > hahah yes i know ya guy z:)
Pryan> but what do you pay me that i dont tell occ who u are
King > i have a mate in u`r HOOD
Pryan > do you want to pay at all ?
King > :)
Pryan > what does that mean, yes or no ?
King > bah i dont trade with knights sir :)
King > :|
Pryan > ok
Pryan > bye[/i]
Pryan gladly sold the info to the kingdom of Phonexia and made a little fortune out of it.
Here ends our little story, hopefully to be continued.
So what did we learn today? If you have a ebil spying plan, use pros and dont sent your little daugther (alt), she may just **** up.
Good night, nafri
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Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:39:00 -
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Comedy gold. 
You should write little stories for EvE-O. 
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Follower of the Blood Revolution.
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Cmdr Sp0ck
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:39:00 -
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Dude, have you been drinking Nafri?  
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:40:00 -
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ROFL beautiful. I love you now.
 Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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Imran
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:42:00 -
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rofl
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CdCommander
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Posted - 2005.07.31 20:43:00 -
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rofl, classic
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.07.31 21:38:00 -
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cool story
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2005.07.31 22:11:00 -
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i lub u nafri
can u tell me a bed time story about cAKe princess's and ponies?
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Angelus X
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Posted - 2005.07.31 22:17:00 -
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I don't even get it but
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.31 22:20:00 -
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for people who dont get it
click here
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
Monarch
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Posted - 2005.07.31 23:05:00 -
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Wow forums must be slow 
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Kammila
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Posted - 2005.08.01 00:24:00 -
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Edited by: Kammila on 01/08/2005 00:24:46
Stupid alt
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Xrak
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Posted - 2005.08.01 00:25:00 -
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Rofl, nice write up Miss Pink Panties!
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Cloned Mark
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Posted - 2005.08.01 00:41:00 -
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http://www.mcorp-eve.comM. |
Nervar
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Posted - 2005.08.01 00:54:00 -
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I still dont get it
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.08.01 01:08:00 -
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"I still dont get it"
* a [5] guy managed to plant a spy alt in PA corp
* when shot by random pirate, the alt spy starts screaming "omg wtf don't shoot am not really PA, am a planted spy of [5] i can prove it stop shooting noooooooooooooooooooooo *boom*"
* then, when offered option to pay, so that the corp he's a spy in isn't notified about this little fact, he refuses.
* and so the PA corp which actually shelled out the isk to get this piece of info when offered, learnt exactly who the lil' spy is.
end of story ^^
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Arimas Talasko
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Posted - 2005.08.01 03:12:00 -
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Oh dear.
Supremacy Keepin it Real
Originally by: Daniel Jackson
PLEASE TELL US WHY, WHY DO U WANT US TO DIE,
I AM JUST GOING FRIGGEN INSAIGN
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Nebba Kenezzer
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Posted - 2005.08.01 03:35:00 -
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It's not nice to make fun of Romania...
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Awalance
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Posted - 2005.08.01 04:01:00 -
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Originally by: Nebba Kenezzer
It's not nice to make fun of Romania...
Np nebba if he continue we will petisioned theat.
Abaut spys ...no warry another 100 take his place ...keshea make his duty now is retaierd .
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after you die ,and all peoples who knows you die also ..its like you never exist |
Fedaykin Naib
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Posted - 2005.08.01 05:59:00 -
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"Long Live the Fighters!"
"The weak come and go with time. The strong have remained" - v ger
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Ku'Gras
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Posted - 2005.08.01 07:09:00 -
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You need to charge a lot more for your service next time nafri.
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.08.01 07:32:00 -
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LOL.
DJ shows his true feelings.
James Kavourias > just need a **** break soon:P
dj lightning > let me know when and i will hold |
Nafri
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Posted - 2005.08.01 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Nebba Kenezzer
It's not nice to make fun of Romania...
Where did I mentioned Romania?
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
Nafri
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Posted - 2005.08.01 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Nervar
I still dont get it
Nervar, I will make you a picture story
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
BOldMan
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Posted - 2005.08.01 11:50:00 -
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Just another story about a bad kid who broke a window.
Pathetic.
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.08.01 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: BOldMan
Just another story about a bad kid who broke a window.
Pathetic.
That makes no sense.
Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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Handon Guild
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Posted - 2005.08.01 13:28:00 -
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"Pryan Proutine"...OMG ROFL
Nafri, you are a better storyteller than Shary Bobbins (  ), and Ryan, all respect to you man, U R on teh MAXX m-m-m-m-m-monster kill
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A day of fun in Denmark |
Nafri
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Posted - 2005.08.01 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Darken Two
Originally by: BOldMan
Just another story about a bad kid who broke a window.
Pathetic.
That makes no sense.
signed
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
GreyMana
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Posted - 2005.08.02 08:06:00 -
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I really like your style of telling stories . Worth every word I read in both threads.
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2005.08.02 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: BOldMan
Just another story about a bad kid who broke a window.
Pathetic.
Pika?
"Corpse cannot be fitted onto ship. Only hardware modules can be fitted." |
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