I have no idea what I am reading here, can someone translate that wall of text?

That was an astounding read, you should consider doing it professionally.

Fascinating

It seems they evasively turned right.

It's all in my mail to their :spaceboss:, so I'll just copy-paste

Dear mighty FA executor!

As the official diplomat of TURN LEFT I am truly sad to see you return home to your carebear grounds. It has been a true honor schooling you in how not to engage nano gangs, and enduring your smack while we still engage you heavyly outnumbered day after day.

What we have observed of your pvp during this campaign is that you have learned nothing, and until you realize that numbers is not the answer, you will continue being one of the worst pvp alliances in eve. This is not intended as a insult, but rather a reminder that talk doesn't mean as much as results. You've proven to us again and again that you are incapable to come up with a solution to counter AND kill a 10 man gang with 30+ people, and that is not a good sign. Fleets are made up of individuals, and not robots.

I wish you the best and best of luck in future campaigns.

With respect,
TURN LEFT

NINJAEDIT;
http://www.fatal-ascension.com/index.php/topic,1903/topicseen.html#new
It was in response to this.

well, tbh I thought you guys were like some sideshow that happened to live in lowsec nearby. TBH all I can remember of you guys is totally destroying some badly fit RR Domi fleet with Absolution (??) support. Think we may have lost a Cane and a Scimi in that fight though so props to you yeah?

Golf clap.

Link 1
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Only real outweighed fight I saw

So... other then the last one where is your 3-t-1 fights?

I wouldn't really be saying you stomped their face when you barely are over on the isk war for 142 kills.

Edit: Seriously though, drakes? You can't call yourself '1337' PVP when you only use drakes.

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killboard/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=10636

50% efficiency for trying to attack first time FCs in gate camps, with fleet comps specifically designed to counter the only thing we have been flying in provi....

truely 1337

Spending three weeks not being able to counter nano gangs o7o7o7o7o7

So what exactly happened here? I lost interest in what the OP said quite early. Someone give me the jist in 10 words or less...

OP thinks that winning 3-4 fights vs noob FCs makes them 1337.

Actually I've not once said that we're 1337, I've said that you are really bad m8

Doesn't 50% efficiency make you equally bad?

Getting hung up on isk is a common carebear mistake, welping dominixes is fun, and we recommend it to everyone!

Nice didn't want those ships anyway response. But, in other words, you admitted you're really bad.

Getting hung up on isk is a common carebear mistake, welping dominixes is fun, and we recommend it to everyone!

Welping a fleet of Domi's and Command ships and killing a single Cane and a single Scimi is fun and makes you good at pvp? Clearly we are doing it wrong. Are you saying that winning the isk war, and teh number of ships killed war, and the last fleet on the battlefield war is in fact not the important part?

Im missing something here. We won the Isk war, won the number of ships killed war, remained on the battlefield, chased a few stragglers and killed them too, listened to you smack about how aweful we are and we fully enjoyed the fight. Yep, looks like we lost to me then...

You are seriously calling us bad for losing when fighting 10 vs 60? :D

Yes, yes I am. I am calling you special for fielding non linked command ships in an RR armour gang, for trying to use sentries against fast close range BCs and mostly for having to trouble the good people of COAD with your infantile bragging about kiting a fleet using nano drakes. Awesome stuff dude. Th eimportant thing to remember is that you were a side show, a bit part in a story far far bigger than yourselves. You didnt get a talking part in the movie so your going to throw a littly hissy in the forums. Nice one.

hahaha you so mad :D :D :D
also, absolutions are damage ships, not link ships, those are damnations! and gardes work fine in close range, especially since you don't move at all generally! eve 101

And you lost. I am pointing out a fight that you didnt mention, you are bragging about having kited close range ships, yet you decline to mention your BS fleet that was ill equipped to deal with our fleet.

What you are REALLY missing, is that we wernt there to fight you, that was incidental. At no point were we fielding fleets to counter you, we were in fleets that were there for other reasons. Like I said, you were a bit like a cameo, sort of like Danny Devito walking onto teh set of gladiator and waving a sword around.

and no, Im not mad at all, looks like my corps 97% combat efficiency is still intact, even though you managed to kill a few of our BCs.

And yes I know Abso's are DPS ships, but in the fleet they were in were impotent, a pair of damnations would have improved your survivability many times over, being an RR armour fleet.

Nope, I won one fight of one. Ive never fought you before. Now stop trying to be relevent, it isnt going to happen.

My only goal here is to make you angry, and I I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams :D

My only goal here is to make you angry, and I I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams :D

Also, we weren't in Provi to fight you. As a matter of fact, we had never heard of you before we got into Provi. Stop trying to be relevant, because you aren't.
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Loving the FA tears, I'm genuinely chuffed at the remarkable attempts by the propaganda machine trying to spin gettin raped again and again by a 22 man corp as somehow winning, lol. It doesn't matter if your 60 man fleet wasn't set up to kill us specifically, the fact remains that 99% of the time you ran, even when your logi outnumbered us 3 or 4:1, and when you didn't you got raped again and again, apart from one time when we derped an insured domi gang, big whoop. As for "only" flying drakes, that was like our second if not our first ever drake fleet. But mostly you ran.

Oh and that unarmed man **** is gettin pretty old lol, and our kb sez very different, very very different indeed.

Turn Left is recruiting Skilled PVP'ers who enjoy long roams in the park and winning fights against the odds. (MHGSOH)

actually we didn't exist when you went to provi :vOv:

- You say your kills are automatically posted - what about your losses? Are those automatically posted too?

Gotcha. So that makes you super-1337 PvP? Or worthy of somehow getting respect?

Newsflash: You're both bad.

Arguing over who's marginally worse was funny for like the first 3 posts and now it's a trainwreck. I want to look away so bad but somehow I'm still skimming badposts silently waiting for this thread to come to it's completely underwhelming conclusion where one side gets so fed up with being pedantic about fits and engagements that they just stop replying.

Newsflash: You're both bad.

Arguing over who's marginally worse was funny for like the first 3 posts and now it's a trainwreck. I want to look away so bad but somehow I'm still skimming badposts silently waiting for this thread to come to it's completely underwhelming conclusion where one side gets so fed up with being pedantic about fits and engagements that they just stop replying.

byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye
best of luck and much love!

Bu-Bye FA o/

Excuses and tears have been recorded to improve our service and for training purposes. Thank you.

OH Darn.

I Turned Left four times, and now I'm back at this thread again.

How does that work?

What a cute little corp. Maybe someday, years from now, if you ever reach a point where people have heard of you and you've actually won more than a handful of battles, you'll be able to restrain yourself from coming onto the forums and bragging about a few minor skirmish victories that so happen to coincide with the ending of a deployment that neither targeted you nor had anything to do with you. But until that day, please by all means, continue to amuse me.

FAIL ASCENSION, RUN RUN RUN

What a cute little corp. Maybe someday, years from now, if you ever reach a point where people have heard of you and you've actually won more than a handful of battles, you'll be able to restrain yourself from coming onto the forums and bragging about a few minor skirmish victories that so happen to coincide with the ending of a deployment that neither targeted you nor had anything to do with you. But until that day, please by all means, continue to amuse me.

I like how goon's propagada posting team is defending their pets space honour.. keep it up, always a good read.

I am trying my best to talk about SNSD and Pokemon. What are you on about?
P.S.: Goons do not care about space honor.

What a bad thread.

I know but you are infact defending FA's space honour, and they care.

What a bad thread.

I know but you are infact defending FA's space honour, and they care.

STFU, your are a politician, so go jump of a cliff.

I prefer the real Jack Sparrow.

Turn Left bragging about this reminds me of myself, when I was a young boy, bragging about my first pube.

It seems like a great victory for yourself, but really, it's not, and no one cares.

Grow more pubes, then come back.

STFU, your are a politician, so go jump of a cliff.

I heard you like them with out pubes c/d?

I heard you like them with out pubes c/d?

This was a poor reply.

Edit: Seriously though, drakes? You can't call yourself '1337' PVP when you only use drakes.

That was an astounding read, you should consider doing it professionally.

Someone told me to come here and post.

You should remove that person from your corp.

The man speaks the truth

I use 1 cup of raisins for 4 dozen cookies.

Should I use more Y/N

Depends on the type of cookie. That's not enough for oatmeal raisin cookies, but if you're making fruitcake cookies then you should be fine so long as you remember to include the other bitsGÇöcandied cherries, nuts, etc.

I make oatmeal raisin because my kitten likes them.

The key to oatmeal raisin is adding the perfect amount of cinnamon.

All of this blargh blargh blargh aside, the OP's avatar looks a lot like Slash...

Again with the blargh blargh blargh aside, who cares what happens in provi anyway?

Golf clap to the both of you.

All of this blargh blargh blargh aside, the OP's avatar looks a lot like Slash...

Again with the blargh blargh blargh aside, who cares what happens in provi anyway?

Golf clap to the both of you.

Can I put a corp in your space guild named "SpergWaffe"?

This does not appear to pertain to cookies OR kittens.

Please edit your post accordingly.

baked4lyfe

Also I love the white chocolate macadamia nut cookies from Subway.