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Panda MacLegion
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:34:00 -
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THORN Alliance hereby declares that the entire region of Providence shall henceforth be a protected Nature Preserve and Galactic Game Park.
Providence is a region of great natural beauty found in its planets, asteroid belts and local fauna. For too long the local residents have ignored this bounty and recklessly exploited its resources.
Due to the destruction of precious rock formations and rare wildlife by reckless economic activity the following will be forbidden to the general public throughout the Providence Nature Preserve and Galactic Game Park (PNPNGP):
Industrial activity on planetary surfaces Strip mining of any naturally occurring mineral and ice formations The slaughtering of defenseless indigenous wildlife; the beautiful Sanshas and endangered True Sanshas
Special hunting permits will be issued by the THORN Alliance PNPNGP department of wildlife, fish and game. Poaching will be severely punished by our ever vigilant Game Wardens. Violators will incur administrative sanctions ranging from fines up to confiscation of their spacecraft . Strip mining and planetary industry are prohibited under all circumstances. Violators will be shot.
In order to help return the balance of nature, the PNPNGP Management Council hereby declares open season on all capsuleers.
The following alliances have been found to be in violation of the PNPNGP and collectively fined. Their pilots found in violation have been executed: Apocalypse Now 10 billion isk Coalition Hispana 5 billion isk Sev3rance 5 billion isk Curatores Veritatis Alliance 5 billion isk Silent Infinity 5 billion isk
Claims with other guilty parties have already been individually settled. |

Zarian Uphius
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:35:00 -
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Reserved |

Speak Silence
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:37:00 -
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reserved |

replicator 0001
Nullbear Tear Extractors Shadow of Fate
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Posted - 2013.02.23 07:14:00 -
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I pledge my full support for this noble cause. |

Suitonia
Corp 54 Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:27:00 -
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Providence doesn't belong to any alliance, or any game park, it belongs to god, as it is his creation. These heathens are attempting to defile the beautiful bounties of Providence and destroy those who would attempt to harvest and enjoy gods natural creation. The true Wardens of Providence are CVA and their allies, who attempt to keep Providence as close to gods original intentions as possible and dispel those who are blinded by angst and greed.
Please direct me to the 'Game Wardens' so I can bathe them in the light of god's flames. |

Speak Silence
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:39:00 -
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Suitonia wrote:Providence doesn't belong to any alliance, or any game park, it belongs to god, as it is his creation. These heathens are attempting to defile the beautiful bounties of Providence and destroy those who would attempt to harvest and enjoy gods natural creation. The true Wardens of Providence are CVA and their allies, who attempt to keep Providence as close to gods original intentions as possible and dispel those who are blinded by angst and greed.
Please direct me to the 'Game Wardens' so I can bathe them in the light of god's flames.
I am the District Wildlife Manager for the PNPGGP, currently working out of N-8BZ6. Please check with my secretary and schedule an appointment.
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Suitonia
Corp 54 Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 09:13:00 -
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It seems the 'Game Wardens' are as endangered as the 'True Sansha' fauna they're trying to protect |

Nur AlHuda
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 10:52:00 -
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I have a question will you cry for help every time the wild fauna and flora of providence will bite you in the ass? One thing is to work as sov holding entity and other to be hold by hands every time it undocks. |

Zarian Uphius
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 17:43:00 -
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Nur AlHuda wrote:I have a question will you cry for help every time the wild fauna and flora of providence will bite you in the ass? One thing is to work as sov holding entity and other to be hold by hands every time you undock.
The indigenous wildlife is harmless and we will do our best to defend it. A poaching maelstrom was escorting a rock hoarding orca and mackinaw that died in a fire last night to our elite game wardens. |

vyshnegradsky
Organized-Chaos Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2013.02.23 17:51:00 -
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The enemies of God will burn for their sinful ways. Trying to murder innocent citizens of the Amarr empire. THORN are living up to their name sake, a virulent pest that attempts to destroy a more beautiful plant out of spite and jealousy, a parasite that must be expunged from existence.
I will be happy to help cleanse this stain from the stars. This one's a bit over the edge guys.
Locked for breaking... well, pretty much all the rules.
- CCP Falcon |
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Sala Kyss
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:08:00 -
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Yea these thorn guys are really bad |

Speak Silence
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:27:00 -
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Suitonia, solicitors will not be seen without an appointment. Our game wardens work very hard and have a tight schedule. We cannot be expected to stop our work whenever a poacher decides to show up on our door.
According to my calculations the PNPGGP is bursting at the seems with the invasive species of the EVE carebear. Their population has grown beyond the carrying capacity of the PNPGGP and they are starving. So now, we only kill carebears to, quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, then these carebears will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill carebears, or else they'll DIE.
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:15:00 -
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Oh no! They have spais on our forum! Surely our failcascade is imminent! :SADFACE;-;-;-;-;:
You claim to want to protect the wildlife yet you come here threatening the most majestic animal of all, the Golden Providence Goat. |

Rorin Cutter
Deus Fides Empire Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:24:00 -
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As always when CVA is involved a new tread is started! Heh.
At least this time well written and with much humor.
My answer would be, thank you for the obvious complement of Providence being beautiful, as we do try to keep it that way for the day that the Empire will take over the systems ownership.
Of course this means for Thorn, that we cannot honor any special wishes from you as guests and neighbors. As to your wish of GÇ£saving the SanshasGÇ¥ Once again that is not a wish that can be honored. Quite the opposite, we invite every single non KOS pilot, corp and alliance with a ship to help fight this never ending battle against the Sansha's Nation anywhere you see them. To be sure Sansha Kuvakei and his minions need to be crushed fully. Why would anyone officially side with the zombie like minions of Kuvakei, as I know there are many Amarrian among your ranks who truly know that God is watching and judging them?
As to "Operation Derelik" well letGÇÖs just say that we are helping our friends and neighbors clean up their home. With 16 Constellations the Ammatar Mandate are not only the Sovereign owners but also good friends and neighbors. If they have problems with invaders / pirates or terror organizations then we are glad to help in any way we can. When this is finished, I plan on requesting that we start an GÇ£Operation CutleryGÇ¥ I think that the use of forks has somehow caused you to use bad judgment and make silly proclamations as well as threatening the most majestic animal, the Golden Providence Goat!
So what it comes down to is: the PNPGGP Management Council and Thorn are always welcome to make as many GÇ£proclamationsGÇ¥ as you like, but we see you for what you are: non believing neighbors, fork users and Sansha's Nation sympathizers. What a terrible combination:-P
If you ever need help changing this, we are always more than glad to help you find the way to God the empire, and the proper use of spoons of course.
-Captain Rorin Cutter
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Lord Makk
Trust Doesn't Rust Axiomatic Dominion
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Posted - 2013.02.23 23:21:00 -
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Religion is as ****** up as it was when we left Earth for New Eden, Ain't it time to stop now? |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.23 23:47:00 -
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Lord Makk wrote:Religion is as ****** up as it was when we left Earth for New Eden, Ain't it time to stop now? So is terrorism, and yet we still allow Minmatar to flourish unchecked. |

Johannes Kastaja
Imperial Pharmacy
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Posted - 2013.02.24 07:28:00 -
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Save Sanshas?!?! Whatta hell youre talking bout man! Those bastards killed my only childs mother! So i punish them every time i can! Be sure of it Mr Thorn. Me and my son are on the mission of extinction of Sansha race. If that is possible. So theres not any change to that. I-¦ll find them and i will kill them. Period. |

WarFireV
The Maverick Navy Black Legion.
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Posted - 2013.02.24 14:17:00 -
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So Thorn is the new Sylph. Who knew? |

Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:17:00 -
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WarFireV wrote:So Thorn is the new Sylph. Who knew? Please...don't mention Sylph. They might think they were actually good at something and come back to haunt us again 
Also, 2007 wants their "Providence: A Land of Farming Carebears" thread back. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Also, your boobs :o --áCCP Eterne, 2012.11.05 14:50 |

Panda MacLegion
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.25 02:39:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:Oh no! They have spais on our forum! Surely our failcascade is imminent! :SADFACE;-;-;-;-;:
You claim to want to protect the wildlife yet you come here threatening the most majestic animal of all, the Golden Providence Goat.
The preservation of the critically endangered Golden Providence Goat is high on our list of priorities. For too long has CVA trapped and hunted this magnificent animal for use in their perverted rituals. Our deep cover agents have witnessed your sinful ways and have been deeply disgusted.
We have even heard troubling news that since the dwindling numbers of the Golden Providence Goat are no longer sufficient to satisfy your lust; your alliance has started trapping specimens of the Common Derelik Goat. This species is currently listed in the Least Concern category. However, it is self evident that if CVA is allowed to continue; their search for carnal pleasure will soon drive this animal to extinction. |
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.25 02:52:00 -
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Panda MacLegion wrote:The preservation of the critically endangered Golden Providence Goat is high on our list of priorities. For too long has CVA trapped and hunted this magnificent animal for use in their perverted rituals. Our deep cover agents have witnessed your sinful ways and have been deeply disgusted.
You can never stop our pure love! ;-; |

Speedkermit Damo
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.25 12:21:00 -
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replicator 0001 wrote:I pledge my full support for this noble cause.
You need to get laid, urgently! Don't Panic.
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.25 12:38:00 -
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Speedkermit Damo wrote:replicator 0001 wrote:I pledge my full support for this noble cause. You need to get laid, urgently!
We arent letting him borrow any of our goats, if that is what you are implying. |

Leonidas Amarri
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.26 09:35:00 -
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Mmmm goats |

IbanezLaney
the church of awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.02.27 00:36:00 -
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Suitonia wrote: ....it belongs to god, as it is his creation.
I sold it.
I'm told it's now a nature park.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |

Tyrone Cashmoney
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.27 01:26:00 -
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I heard there were goats in this thread. |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.02.27 04:16:00 -
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Who doesn't have a spy in CVA?
-Captain Rorin Cutter |

vlad0821 Artwik
The Konvergent League Sev3rance
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Posted - 2013.02.27 04:33:00 -
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You all and your infinite alts with page scraping scripts can try, however i hate to tell you but provi will not be disrupted that easly, we love that place, rating has allways been awfull there so no change at all, mining? who cares about it o.0 you guys have to understand that provi works in a diferent way than most regions, we are not there for the rating, the moons or whatever make you happy, noone pays rent noone has pets, you camp our carebears they die or they moove or they get smart and start to pvp :p noone really cares, really.
I have to admit i miss kidstarpilot or whatever his called welping fleets against us instead of cloaki camping though
<3 goats!!!!
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replicator 0001
Nullbear Tear Extractors
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Posted - 2013.02.27 14:12:00 -
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vlad0821 Artwik wrote:we are not there for the rating, the moons or whatever make you happy
I don't think what makes us happy is what you think makes us happy.
I will give you a hint, it has nothing to do with moons or NPC, and in most cases goats. |

Speedkermit Damo
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.27 16:19:00 -
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replicator 0001 wrote:vlad0821 Artwik wrote:we are not there for the rating, the moons or whatever make you happy
I don't think what makes us happy is what you think makes us happy. I will give you a hint, it has nothing to do with moons or NPC, and in most cases goats.
Botting makes you happy. Don't Panic.
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