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Messoroz
AQUILA INC
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Posted - 2011.10.13 00:38:00 -
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Due to the amount of spais being recruited, we are now looking for females!
What is AQUILA INC?
A elite pvp wormhole corp that spends all days roaming around null via wormholes that provide constantly changing regions to roam in.
Why do you want females?
Sausage fests are depressing
Why are you guys so special?
Hide you kids, hide you wife, we be rapin' errbody in null everyday.
We also kicked russian ass with our BFFs http://www.evenews24.com/2011/09/27/worms-armageddon-russian-wormhole-wars-rattle-the-eve-onlines-netherworld/
Requirements
- You have boobs (in real life)
- You have a vagina (in real life)
- You are not fat
- You are not considered medically and scientifically a male in any shape or form.
- You have a mic
- You can at least use a cov ops and drake or cane
Benefits
- Free drakes for roaming
- Free isk from preverts asking for pics you are free to scam like ROSSLINDEN0
- Hilarious role playing
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE, FEMALE AVATARS DO NOT COUNT.
To apply contact "Lord Titanus"
Killboard here: http://kb.eveaquila.com
Feel free to hop by our public channel "AQUILA PUBLIC" (without the quotes of course) if you have any questions or concerns |
Rengas
AQUILA INC
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Posted - 2011.10.13 00:51:00 -
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I still can't recall how high I was when I clicked the Accept button on your application Mess... |
ROSSLINDEN0
AQUILA INC
2
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:08:00 -
[3] - Quote
Bump |
Samosa
EON Solutions
Narwhals Ate My Duck
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:19:00 -
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Bitches love free Drakes |
Marivauder
AQUILA INC
9
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:20:00 -
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Messoroz wrote:Due to the amount of spais being recruited
Screw you |
Tohan Remai
Invictus Australis
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:26:00 -
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AHAHAHAHAHA... Some of the best spies in this game are ladies... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Please tell me this is a troll... |
Sergeant RL3
AQUILA INC
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:29:00 -
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This is not a troll, we had a corp meeting and decided upon making this thread to reduce the number of spies that were being recruited and to diversify our membership a bit. |
Marivauder
AQUILA INC
9
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:31:00 -
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Tohan Remai wrote:AHAHAHAHAHA... Some of the best spies in this game are ladies... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Please tell me this is a troll...
ohh look, some guy from NCdot is "TRI"ng to troll us |
Dark AI
AI Consortium
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 01:54:00 -
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Bump for general hilarity. |
Receg
Varion Galactic
Tragedy.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 02:18:00 -
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i might or might not be of the female gender depending on my chances of infiltration into one aquila inc.
Also free bump  |
Marivauder
AQUILA INC
9
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Posted - 2011.10.13 02:29:00 -
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Receg wrote:i might or might not be of the female gender depending on my chances of infiltration into one aquila inc. Also free bump
its easy to infiltrate them
just join a wh channel, and talk to one of them, gain accustom of their ways like taking the **** out of a certain messorez, and eventually just ask to join..
i did it... dont tell anyone tho |
N Power
EG CORP
Talocan United
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 06:53:00 -
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oh you boys make me laugh sometimes!  |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
32
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Posted - 2011.10.13 11:42:00 -
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This thread delivers! |
ROSSLINDEN0
AQUILA INC
2
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Posted - 2011.10.13 12:07:00 -
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The quality of the applicants so far has been outstanding |
Captain S04p
Abyssal Heavy Industries
Narwhals Ate My Duck
1
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:36:00 -
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So my avatar isnt good enough? I even have a monocle... and il tape it up so it feels like i dont have a wang.
Wonder why they havent accepted my app yet... sheesh... |
Sergeant RL3
AQUILA INC
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:36:00 -
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Samosa wrote:Bitches love free Drakes
This is disrespectful towards the female player base of eve and it will not be tolerated, should you continue this our diplomatic relations may have to come to an end. |
Anybody There
Old Goat Wrecker Service
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:21:00 -
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Sergeant RL3 wrote:Samosa wrote:Bitches love free Drakes This is disrespectful towards the female player base of eve and it will not be tolerated, should you continue this our diplomatic relations may have to come to an end.
Drake hoes still be hoes yo. |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
34
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Posted - 2011.10.14 00:17:00 -
[18] - Quote
bump |
Marivauder
AQUILA INC
9
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Posted - 2011.10.14 16:37:00 -
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bump
we are need more female reproductive organs |
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
18
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Posted - 2011.10.14 22:41:00 -
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bump for more vag
Everytime you dont like my comments/posts the terrorists win and your a disgrace to your country. |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
35
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Posted - 2011.10.15 03:39:00 -
[21] - Quote
bump |
The Archetect
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.10.15 04:03:00 -
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... Mother of God...
wants to join, bow chika ow.
bump <3 Aquila |
Rengas
AQUILA INC
4
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Posted - 2011.10.15 08:18:00 -
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Sincere thanks to all the applicants so far.
bump
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Captain S04p
Abyssal Heavy Industries
Narwhals Ate My Duck
1
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Posted - 2011.10.15 21:48:00 -
[24] - Quote
I will put out for likes... bump |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
35
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Posted - 2011.10.16 23:06:00 -
[25] - Quote
bump |
Wen Jaibao
Aperture Harmonics
K162
5
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Posted - 2011.10.17 06:30:00 -
[26] - Quote
Bumping for advocates of gender diversity |
Diego Sarmoti
AQUILA INC
0
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Posted - 2011.10.17 19:35:00 -
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pimpin' ain't easy. |
Chitsa Jason
High Intellion
Narwhals Ate My Duck
23
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Posted - 2011.10.17 22:25:00 -
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haha hilarious... free bump. |
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
Narwhals Ate My Duck
0
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Posted - 2011.10.19 06:31:00 -
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Messoroz wrote:
You have a vagina (in real life)
o
What about if the vagina is huge and really hairy like that pic from slackerindustires? does that still count as a vagina? LOL |
T3mp3s7
Bite me inc.
Narwhals Ate My Duck
0
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Posted - 2011.10.19 06:33:00 -
[30] - Quote
Application sent. |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
40
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Posted - 2011.10.20 02:25:00 -
[31] - Quote
bump |
David Grogan
The Motley Crew Reborn
81
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Posted - 2011.10.20 14:48:00 -
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quick mintchip get your alt's app in and scam sweet talk their assets from them
Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless your from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs. |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
10
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Posted - 2011.10.20 15:29:00 -
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Does manboob or buttvag count? |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
41
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Posted - 2011.10.20 17:14:00 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:Does manboob or buttvag count?
Quote:
You are not considered medically and scientifically a male in any shape or form presently and in the past and hopefully not in the future.
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Messoroz
AQUILA INC
41
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Posted - 2011.10.23 00:16:00 -
[35] - Quote
bump |
Marivauder
AQUILA INC
10
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Posted - 2011.10.23 00:22:00 -
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i honestly didnt think mess would constantly bump this |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
80
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Posted - 2011.10.23 10:29:00 -
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Inappropriate content.
Thread locked.
CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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