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Inositol
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:07:00 -
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I was on this mission, transporting some tourists when I suddenly got "stuck". Needless to say, I failed the mission since I weren't moved until over two hours later.
This has created a huge problem for me... The tourists!
They won't leave my hangar. They are still hanging around eating my food, drinking my booze and messing up my nicely stacked holoreels, and on top of that, they are leaving garbage all over the place.
It's damn hard to catch them; they hide whenever I enter the hangar. My internal surveillance camera caught them on tape.
Loitering tourists
What am I going to do with them? If I manage to catch them I can dump in a cargo container somewhere out there and they will be gone in two hours, but I think that's a bit cruel, it's not their fault I failed the mission.
If you know these individuals, please get in contact with them and let them know they have to leave...
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Xane
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:26:00 -
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I was ferrying some Marines last night, in preparation for an upcoming invasion, they were gunning for action and could have used some target practise.
Ooops, don't tell anyone about the invasion as I promised my Agent I wouldn't, highly confidential, hush-hush and all that.
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Silmaril
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:28:00 -
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Space em :)
"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men." |

Lola
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:31:00 -
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OMG ROFL! That post was too funny. We need more people like you. ----------------------------------------- Sig rented by Drethen Nerevitas. |

Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:32:00 -
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lol
Almost fell from my chair looking at that picture and reading the text!
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Irnaii
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Posted - 2003.07.21 10:58:00 -
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lol
Irnaii Personnel Manager NERD Inc.
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Lao Tzu
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Posted - 2003.07.21 11:03:00 -
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I too have lost tourists, I'm slightly worried as a several cases spirits and small arms have gone missing, and thismorning their were fingerprints on my Merlin BP.
Edited by: Lao Tzu on 21/07/2003 11:06:19
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Bambi
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Posted - 2003.07.21 11:05:00 -
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One of my agents let slip to me about a new 'hot-spot' for the most adventerous of tourists. Endless reaches of unspoiled space, wonderful vistas and not another soul for 100's of AU.
Take them on a one way deepspace trip of a lifetime..
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
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Stonyvision
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Posted - 2003.07.21 11:42:00 -
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Lol! Nice one. Call me ingame. I'm amarr and a well known slavedriver. I pay better than the others. I hope you lower the prize if i take them all tho. Hopefully they are all fresh and healthy still. I wont buy gallente people btw. Noone wants to buy them. There's just no market for them atm. I'd make an exception if one is a pretty gallente female. Still can sell them as discounts.
Edited by: Stonyvision on 21/07/2003 11:43:15
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2003.07.21 12:30:00 -
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Yes and furthermore is you dont get to sell the gallente EVEN at discount you can still make a nice BBQ right?
Btw, have i mentioned? I hate slavers!
Originally by: cashman It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Iece Quaan
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Posted - 2003.07.21 13:39:00 -
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I was talking about trade items with a friend last night.. and he came up with the idea that you should be able to buy Tourists.. and then sell them as Slaves.
I mean, if you get there and the buy price for Slaves is higher than Tourists.. what else are you gonna do =) --------
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Xane
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Posted - 2003.07.21 13:54:00 -
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The buy price for Frozen Food is often higher than for Tourists ...
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Ivanav Soulsteal
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Posted - 2003.07.21 15:01:00 -
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I had the same problem.
I took the tourists on a sight seeing cruse from the eve gate to the serpints claw and even out to the city of the gods.
Silly nits tried to stiff me on my fees.
So I sold them to the amarr slavers. Got double my fees and a case of spiced wine. And so it begins.... |

Guiles Deathstalker
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Posted - 2003.07.21 15:36:00 -
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why dont you find the nearest floating debree or flotsam container and deposit them in it. then set up a scavenger hunt/rescue mission. Charge everyone a fee for entering and then the person who finds them gets a share of the entrance fee.
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SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.07.21 16:41:00 -
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LMFAO! * -"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |

Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.07.21 17:13:00 -
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that's just the best thing ever.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |

Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.07.21 17:34:00 -
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how did you come up with that one?
ps : all you need is some cattle and they might start a redneck farm ;)
This is not a hijack
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Muacha
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Posted - 2003.07.22 05:54:00 -
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LOL....that's too funny. If you decide to drop them in the floatsam, be sure to add an unmarked canister of hydrochloric acid....when they get curious, you will have a little payback for the mess they made. 
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