Originally by: King Frieza

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When King Frieza return from sunny beach, he wonders what happens to Eve and what the 1337 repair man do in it. He expect big changes for he is big man, in all accounts - even his alts.

Now I, King Frieza, am no 1337 programmer, but I can do nifty stuff in HTML,CSS, and REALbasic, but I fear that CCP sometimes lose their head. They not lose it literally as it would just go bouncy, messing upp CCP HQ's floor like m4d. Then cleaning lady would have to go work overtime to clean up mess, and that means more money go into cleaning and not into the game, which equals bad.

King Frieza approve of CCP's plan to reprogram stuff, especially to speed up the game, but he also fears that 2 programmers are not 'nuff, cause Eve is a big 'badaboom' game. Therefore King Frieza requests CCP hire some more programmers to revitalize our turrets. Instead of paying cleaning lady more money for cleaning up floor, they should pay some 1337 ***** to shine our turrets. Then King Frieza's turret ejaculation would be joyous indeed.

King Frieza also happy about ore thieves getting flagged, for they are stealing from my treasury, but I request that a new gaming apparel should be made that allows me to cut off thief's hand when I have caught him. Everytime an ore thief plays game, he would have to pay it through the hand-guillotine. When I catch thief, the guillotine go *swish* and now no 1337 ore ***** can play Eve - problem solved.

King Frieza also declares that drones need to get bigger brain, even if it takes more cargo. King Frieza no need some Drone-Chicken brain and instead wants dog brains, for only then the drones could be King Frieza's best friend. King Frieza would also like option of satanic-kitten brain, but King Frieza know it is too much, even for our mortal coils - but that does not change the fact that King Frieza is God's chosen.

King Frieza also think that if new bastard bloodlines are brought in, that players should get a coupon to change their race of their main once. This will introduce more half-breeds and mutated freaks, that will further the gap between royalists such as King Frieza and the commong thugs of the gutters.

King Frieza is a bit high now, so he hath quiteth the problem in communicating all his divine requests, so he-eth shall retuneth later to expung from his bowels some more requests.

In closing, he would like to add that King Frieza abhors Lady Phanca's furry fetish and demands such explicit content be removed from the game. We do not need more fetishist, since Latex Mistress is all we need.

King Frieza declares 'fini'

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Originally by: Seleene

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I miss Scrapyard Jack.

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Originally by: Discorporation

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Originally by: Seleene

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I miss Scrapyard Jack.

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Exactly who I thought of :(

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Originally by: King Frieza

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In closing, he would like to add that King Frieza abhors Lady Phanca's furry fetish and demands such explicit content be removed from the game. We do not need more fetishist, since Latex Mistress is all we need.

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Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage

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Originally by: King Frieza

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Then King Frieza's turret ejaculation would be joyous indeed.

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