Hello everyone!

As some have read this thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=19206 in Eve forums and some have seen red (-10.00 status or up to -5.00) goons flying around Jita (which means you are free to kill them), I have the pleasure to announce the opening of Goon hunt season. I donate 250m to winners of the competition, the winner receives 75% of all prizes (currently 200m) second place receives 25% (currently 50m). OTHER DONATIONS to the winners are welcome and to exclude fear of a goon type scam, arrangements with third party ISK holders like Chribba could be made upon request.

Any goon ship counts (not pods) as long as it is destroyed in Caldari or Gallente high security space beginning with 2011.10.09 00:00 and ending when Goons declare end of their miner's kill season (or if announced differently in this thread). Kill numbers are counted for character only, not accounts or account holders. Kills have to be recorded in EVE Kill.net - http://eve-kill.net and must be API verified. At the end of the contest link to the character's record in Eve kill.net and total number of kills to be submitted to lafforet with the subject "KILL A GOON".

Orphans, More tears and other corps/alliances that have war with goons are not eligible to the competition. Goonswarm Federation members (any alt holders or ex-goons) cannot participate in the competition either. Winner must have record of at least 3 killed goons (different characters), at least 2 of which have proven record in eve kill.net of ganking in high sec in caldari or gallante space during the contest. Winners must submit full API to the contest organizer.

Good luck hunting everyone!

P.S. ANY DONATIONS to the contest winners are strongly recommended - lets show how much we love our goon friends and how many friends they have!

I am ready to pay out my donation. If there will be more donations, arrangements can be made to transfer that ISK to Chribba or similar third party. I am just repeating what is written in original post. Or may be you dont know who is Chribba?

convo me to arrange killing my pod over and over, 10mill/kill
payment in advance

What began as a project I applauded has indeed degraded to the point of LITERAL insanity.

They WANT to kill the very game they play.

Fine. Go ahead.

Really it's just wtf at this point........................................

I smell but-hurt Ice miner...

Smells good don't it?

The jig is up. I don't think they're buying it, Lyris.

Might as well burn this alt and start a new scam.

Does this also apply to TEST members?

reset test erryday

This is a terrible contest.

End of the northern summer and a putrid rash of goon related threads all over the forums. Is someone not feeling relevant?

There was a time the goons did something, it was an echo of something they did in second life, i think. Years ago wasn't it?

I can't wait to use a neutral alt to kill all of my non-neutral alts, except that the prize is too low to be worth resubscribing my accounts to do this.

Oh god somebody hold my hand.

Confirming that every goon ship counts.

Confirming that every goon ship counts.

OH! A completed triple-post snipe! Only 7 other posters in the HISTORY of posting have achieved that, Steve. And from Lyris Narin, of all people! A career day for the 4-time nominated worst poster of the year award!

It was actually the fault of the stupid WE WERE GANKED web page server error whatever.

I cannot in good conscience take credit for this. This was all CCP.

I swear pubbies will blame goons for that gank as well.

Dear pubbies, we dont hate you, we just want to make some isk with some trading.
We dont want to kill you, we just want you to stop selling your ice in jita.
Now if you'd just stop mining in empire and contact one of our diligent mining coordinators you can keep mining as long as you wish.
Dont fall for this cheap troll that you'll get scammed, those are just people who refused to pay and want to discredit us.
Get your position on our limitedGäó mining support list.

I'm amused that you're starting a contest while begging for isk to pay off the winners. Smells legit guys.

The "Goons" you see today are hollow shadows of a once great nation.

There are no REAL goons anymore man.

Orty is gone
Masa is gone
plastic duck is gone
Nex is gone
Voland is gone
Ratclonner is gone
etc...

You see were I am going with this?

Everybody who was ever a REAL goon, myself included has either been banned for trolling the furries or left out of protest and utter disgust for how the new administration is handling things.

Now SA is one giant septic tank full of baby furrs and neko fetishists. All the real goons merged with anon or PN after the great war.

The "Goons" you see today are hollow shadows of a once great nation. Their inconsistent flickers of success in eve are a indicative of their inability to focus on anything for an extended period of time. Even the people on the SA forums hate the eve goons.

GoonSwarm is dead and The Mitt is a huge hipster toolbag with a pegging fetish and bad hygiene.

Considering your posting I, personally, am shocked that it took as long as it did for you to get banned.

You make a really valid point. Maybe if More of my posts contained words like "Yiff" or I referenced bad dragon I would not be banned.

There are no REAL goons anymore man.

Orty is gone
Masa is gone
plastic duck is gone
Nex is gone
Voland is gone
Ratclonner is gone
etc...

You see were I am going with this?

Everybody who was ever a REAL goon, myself included has either been banned for trolling the furries or left out of protest and utter disgust for how the new administration is handling things.

Now SA is one giant septic tank full of baby furrs and neko fetishists. All the real goons merged with anon or PN after the great war.

The "Goons" you see today are hollow shadows of a once great nation. Their inconsistent flickers of success in eve are a indicative of their inability to focus on anything for an extended period of time. Even the people on the SA forums hate the eve goons.

GoonSwarm is dead and The Mitt is a huge hipster toolbag with a pegging fetish and bad hygiene.

Wait, aren't you starting kind of late?

Oh well, lol kills are lol anyway...

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=719241&view=kills&m=10&y=2011

a huge hipster toolbag with a pegging fetish and bad hygiene.

I'll take "everyone in eve" for 2 bil isk, mister Trebek.

I wish it were possible to squeeze the irony out of a post and bottle it.

No really, i'm on the forums regular but not often, for the last year; not many goonswarm posts or threads or even mentions. Suddenly , storm of drivel and alts saying "Sho 'nuff!" I'm kinda bemused and feel pity.

Also, irony is for speaking to servants, it's not actually a flavor of humor unless you're a wiki dependant hipster internetual.

As I am not a goon, I intend to fulfill completely my commitments. This contest is closing today, October 31 and those who want to apply for the 250m payout (which is my own ISK and I don't care if someone do not believe it) please post your applications in this thread till the end of this week.

It's a pity, however, that noone else was willing to contribute to the contest so that it becomes more interesting and has any real impact. Obviously it could mean that goons are doing a great job and should carry on.

Odds that the one submission is a goon alt?

I don't care what are the odds. 250m is nothing to me and if you think that I would start a thread to transfer 250m from one of my alts to another, you have problems with logic, sir.

My bad, didn't realize you were a goon.

Shouldn't you be back in CFC territory shooting blues like the rest of us?

oops wrong alt

I enjoy much more killing goons. None of my alts ever will be fighting for goons or will be blue to goons.

You need to learn to read. I claimed the one person to put in a submission(a couple pages back) was a goon alt. You immediately responded and started above conversation by claiming that the character I was calling a goon alt was your alt.

Someone who fails so badly at simple reading comprehension can never be trusted to be competent to administer such a competition. I demand you immediately hire a trusted 3rd party to hold your isk in escrow and pay out all the winners, complete with a public copy of the financial paperwork/transactions verified through your API.

I hear The Mittani has started quite the reputable 3rd party service.

Please send all isk to me.

Any amount under 50M will be considered has gift.

Send your isk with reason "Hunting Carebears Part II"

If isk is send with no reason will be considered has gift.

If you send me over 500M I'll double it by the end of the week.

Many thx.