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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:17:00 -
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Now then, now then, guys n gals,
As it 'appens, uhuuhuhuhu, i have received a letter from a podder,a yung man called Apoc UK asking me;
'Dear Jim,
Can you fix it for me to mine arkanor and merocoxite? My friends and I have often heards its worth lots of money and want to mine it and be all rich, but we heard bad people stop miners.
Can you help us get some lovely space with big roids?'
'pon my soul, Apoc, yes I can!
My good friends in ATUK and in the [5] can fix it for you to use their state of the art stations deep in space surrounded by lovely rocks packed with mineral wealth, (jewellery, jewellery).
We sent Apoc and his little friends called the FSA into deep space, and all was well, and many 'Jim fixed it for me' badges were distributed.
Then I received another letter:
'Dear Jim,
Can you fix it for us to not be blown up a lot? The bad men are trying to hurt us.'
Well this is more tricky guys n gals. As it 'appens, Jim can't fix everything. Once you got the badge then Jim's fixed it for you, and won't be around to hold your hand anymore, (unless you're cute and like to play with his cigar.... now then now then!)
Next week on the show, A Russian viewer writes in!
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:27:00 -
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I am deeply disappointed to know you can't fix everything Jim. I am also bored at work. Fix it for me Jim.
 Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:44:00 -
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Dear jim,
can you please please please fix me up with a date with Eris Discordia. She acts all coy and shy on the forums but i know deep down shes a minx.
regards
Slothe
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
lordmix >... i helped a corp m8 pull it off |
Dyvim Slorm
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:46:00 -
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LOL, this brings back memories for all us RL old timers, anyway on with the show.....
Dear Jim
Me and my friends like shooting FA, but naughty Bob who lives at the end of my street has frightened them all away.
Can you fix it for us to find some?
Yours hopefully
Dyvim
PS my little brother has asked if you can fix it for his Mega to have 15 med slots please.
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Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:47:00 -
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Originally by: slothe
Dear jim,
can you please please please fix me up with a date with Eris Discordia. She acts all coy and shy on the forums but i know deep down shes a minx.
regards
Slothe
 
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Follower of the Blood Revolution.
Sani Sabik.
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Carth Jared
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:47:00 -
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Jimmy fixed me with his cigar 
ATUK Killboard | 5 Killboard
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:51:00 -
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...i dont know wether to laugh at it or call it flamebait, but i do know that i like to reply to things.
So here i am.
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Christopher Multsanti
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Posted - 2005.08.13 10:59:00 -
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I stand shoulder to shoulder with Parmizan and also take a strong stance in replying to things.
Your not from New York City your From Rotherham! |
Soulis
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Posted - 2005.08.13 11:07:00 -
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Edited by: Soulis on 13/08/2005 11:07:26
evil 
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Krapz
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Posted - 2005.08.13 13:55:00 -
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Yet another reason why Jim is the unconstested champion at comedic forum thread creation.
That's just funny. Good stuff! 
-- Insert cool graphics sig here -- |
Sun Ra
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Posted - 2005.08.13 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Darken Two
I am deeply disappointed to know you can't fix everything Jim. I am also bored at work. Fix it for me Jim.
You work on saturday? sux2bu
We're coming for you |
Nira Li
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Posted - 2005.08.13 14:28:00 -
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Jimmy I heard you are a virgin, I can fix 'that' for you
You Will Cry My Name
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva |
Aegis Osiris
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Posted - 2005.08.13 14:44:00 -
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*sobs* Jimmy, I didn't know where else to turn. I have a serious problem!!
*looks both ways, leans forward and whispers*
This veld roid, it keeps STARIN' at me, Jimmy! I'm afraid I'll have to put on some miners and POP it! But he's got soooo many friends!!! I'll have to pop them to, or they'll get me!!! Next thing I know, a year'll have gone by, and I'll STILL be popping noisome VELD ROIDS!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
Help me, JimmySav-aboni, your my only hope!!
*sobs quitely*
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Zzazzt
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Posted - 2005.08.13 15:31:00 -
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Comedy gold
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http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=202351 |
Grimpak
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Posted - 2005.08.13 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Krapz
Yet another reason why Jim is the unconstested champion at comedic forum thread creation.
That's just funny. Good stuff!
...not uncontested.
King Frieza is close by.
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Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.08.13 16:26:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 13/08/2005 16:25:57
Dear Jim, I get this wierd itching burning sensation in my pants when I think of cheesecake. Fix it please.
Regards
Rho...
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.08.13 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Originally by: Darken Two
I am deeply disappointed to know you can't fix everything Jim. I am also bored at work. Fix it for me Jim.
You work on saturday? sux2bu
I live in Dubai. Our weekend is Thursdays and fridays. And yes that sux.
Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2005.08.13 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Krapz
Yet another reason why Jim is the unconstested champion at comedic forum thread creation.
That's just funny. Good stuff!
I dunno, I kinda thought that DJ was pretty good.
Then again, I don't think he does it on purpose.
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Carebears are cooler than you.
Haiku embroidered panties - On sale now at your local sharky outlet. |
Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.08.13 18:57:00 -
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*spits coke over his screen* I miss you Jimmy!!! That is gold man pure classic!
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!!
The best joke ever!!!!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sweet__kitty/40953.html?mode=reply
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Commisar
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Posted - 2005.08.13 19:28:00 -
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Dear Jim.
Ive started to wake up with wet pants.
Am I normal/can you fix me?
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.08.14 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Commisar
Dear Jim.
Ive started to wake up with wet pants.
Am I normal/can you fix me?
This one is simple...
Don't click on any more of N00b Scriptors links.....EVER.
A badge will be on the way to you soon...
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2005.08.15 00:47:00 -
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Dear jim.
Slothe keeps threating asbo's on me because i wear hoodies, can you make him stop?
Chicks dig Brutors
Brutors dig for Amarrians.
i mayv or may nit abe a bit drunk-parMizan.
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Stormfront
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Posted - 2005.08.15 00:50:00 -
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Quote:
I live in Dubai. Our weekend is Thursdays and fridays. And yes that sux.
Not everyone knows Dubai :/
Gotta point out its a city in that little country near Kuwait.
I grew up there.
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callonious
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Posted - 2005.08.15 04:44:00 -
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Dear Jimmy,
Script touched me in my bathing suit area, mommy said i shouldnt be touched there what should i do?
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danneh
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Posted - 2005.08.15 04:48:00 -
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Originally by: callonious
Dear Jimmy,
Script touched me in my bathing suit area, mommy said i shouldnt be touched there what should i do?
Contact Ikvar he will fight for ur rights.
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Maasu
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Posted - 2005.08.15 05:18:00 -
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Edited by: Maasu on 15/08/2005 05:17:49
Cilla Black > Jimmy
ATUK, The forlon hope of corps |
Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2005.08.15 07:31:00 -
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Dear Jim:
My internet is abismally slow, and stalite is expensive, whats the cheapest satalite, and why do raccoons keep *******, despite me being 2 feet from them, swearing at them for ******* while I have another mile to push my car. Oh, and why does trigger suddely fancy molle more than me?
I am Jack's broken moral compass. STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.08.15 08:00:00 -
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Edited by: Darken Two on 15/08/2005 08:02:55
Originally by: Stormfront
Quote:
I live in Dubai. Our weekend is Thursdays and fridays. And yes that sux.
Not everyone knows Dubai :/
Gotta point out its a city in that little country near Kuwait.
I grew up there.
You grewup in Kuwait Storm?
Oh and everyone knows Dubai
Dubai
Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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ithkul
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Posted - 2005.08.15 08:06:00 -
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Edited by: ithkul on 15/08/2005 08:06:53
isnt it against honor to public private messages on the forum? 
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.08.15 08:13:00 -
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Originally by: ithkul
Edited by: ithkul on 15/08/2005 08:06:53
isnt it against honor to public private messages on the forum?
Ok care to explain that in english?
Originally by: Blind Fear
Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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