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Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.17 09:40:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 17/08/2005 10:11:10
There once was a server cluster,
Which amazing power could muster.
But for a short time goes down
And players do frown.
And on the forums they fluster.
Server uptime is usually great,
But is sometimes a victim of fate.
Skill training missed,
So players get p1ssed.
And flame here in tones irate.
TQ is not a place to be,
When is is lagging perceptibly.
A server reboot
Helps my guns shoot
When I press an F key.
Some people hold on too tight,
Their grip on reality too slight.
Sit back and chill
Or go take a pill
CCP will make things alright.
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Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.17 09:40:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Avon on 17/08/2005 10:11:10
There once was a server cluster,
Which amazing power could muster.
But for a short time goes down
And players do frown.
And on the forums they fluster.
Server uptime is usually great,
But is sometimes a victim of fate.
Skill training missed,
So players get p1ssed.
And flame here in tones irate.
TQ is not a place to be,
When is is lagging perceptibly.
A server reboot
Helps my guns shoot
When I press an F key.
Some people hold on too tight,
Their grip on reality too slight.
Sit back and chill
Or go take a pill
CCP will make things alright.
______________________________________________
Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Skarsnik
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Posted - 2005.08.17 10:19:00 -
[183]
 Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 17/08/2005 10:11:10
There once was a server cluster,
Which amazing power could muster.
But for a short time goes down
And players do frown.
And on the forums they fluster.
Server uptime is usually great,
But is sometimes a victim of fate.
Skill training missed,
So players get p1ssed.
And flame here in tones irate.
TQ is not a place to be,
When is is lagging perceptibly.
A server reboot
Helps my guns shoot
When I press an F key.
Some people hold on too tight,
Their grip on reality too slight.
Sit back and chill
Or go take a pill
CCP will make things alright.
Nicely done Avon - sums up what the situation was very well indeed LOL 
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Dionysus Davinci - I hear Linux can cure cancer and raise your sperm count.
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2005.08.17 10:19:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 17/08/2005 10:11:10
There once was a server cluster,
Which amazing power could muster.
But for a short time goes down
And players do frown.
And on the forums they fluster.
Server uptime is usually great,
But is sometimes a victim of fate.
Skill training missed,
So players get p1ssed.
And flame here in tones irate.
TQ is not a place to be,
When is is lagging perceptibly.
A server reboot
Helps my guns shoot
When I press an F key.
Some people hold on too tight,
Their grip on reality too slight.
Sit back and chill
Or go take a pill
CCP will make things alright.
Nicely done Avon - sums up what the situation was very well indeed LOL
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Dionysus Davinci - I hear Linux can cure cancer and raise your sperm count.
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.17 12:13:00 -
[185]
I think CCP should hire me to do Haiku server messages:
Dear players:
Reboot now needed,
Defrosting nodes to end lag:
Moaning is futile.
Dear players:
Server is shagged,
Please do not cry in your beer:
Sacrifice no lambs.
Dear player:
Oh dear, rebooting.
Please get your character safe:
LINK TERMINATED.
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Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Jade NightStorm
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Posted - 2005.08.17 12:54:00 -
[186]
Originally by: 1234567812345
Originally by: Draximus Cane
Originally by: 1234567812345
i play from internet caffe ...
i can`t come here in the morning i need come on my work
about *MOTHERS MONEY*
i pay real *mothers money* for play in this game, and i don't understand when i can't have the service for money of my mom
what ?
we allweys have "two eags caps" around are waite bears, and are wanna play on EVE
Err . . . .
What?
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Jade NightStorm
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Posted - 2005.08.17 12:57:00 -
[187]
Originally by: 1234567812345
Originally by: Septh Mac
Originally by: NumBerGuy
Originally by: 1234567812345
i need come on my work
That is an arrestable offence where I live
especily if you are a sheep farmer
Excellent lol
if u wanna i can sand U my invetation on Ukraine
i can see this
You can't sand people. It's sore and they won't like it!
Can I suggest that you join Daniel Jackson's corp. The conversations would keep everyone in stitches for years!!!
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Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2005.08.17 13:36:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Avon
I think CCP should hire me to do Haiku server messages:
Dear players:
Reboot now needed,
Defrosting nodes to end lag:
Moaning is futile.
Dear players:
Server is shagged,
Please do not cry in your beer:
Sacrifice no lambs.
Dear player:
Oh dear, rebooting.
Please get your character safe:
LINK TERMINATED.
Only too bad that technically speaking only the first could be considered a Haiku... the second when you stretch the reference to nature/seasons 
(still like what you did!)
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.17 13:50:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Chai N'Dorr
Only too bad that technically speaking only the first could be considered a Haiku... the second when you stretch the reference to nature/seasons
(still like what you did!)
The second is perfectly valid Haiku, lambs being a well used spring reference (also note the clever sheep shagging joke).
The last, I agree, is not true Haiku.
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Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2005.08.17 14:06:00 -
[190]
Edited by: Chai N''Dorr on 17/08/2005 14:08:01
Ah, the lambs! slaps head Missed that reference, was reading more into the beer.
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Siri Danae
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Posted - 2005.08.17 16:07:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Avon
There once was a server cluster,
Which amazing power could muster.
But for a short time goes down
And players do frown.
And on the forums they fluster.
I came up with a similar one this morning before I read yours. I thought it was funny we both did down/frown:
There once was a server from Reykjavik
That sometimes needed a kick.
The petitions went down
and the players did frown
And the devs the restart did click.
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I generally assume the following:
1. 95% of Empire Carebears don't get 0.0 PVPers.
2. 95% of 0.0 PVPers don't get Empire Carebears.
3. 100% of Ore Thieves steal just to upset the Miners. |
Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.17 16:18:00 -
[192]
London is the server location
Which may cause a little frustration
You picked the wrong place
But I can hide your disgrace
If you send me a large ISK donation.
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Pay or pray..er..prey..yeah, pray you aren't prey. Er, just pay. |
Siri Danae
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Posted - 2005.08.17 19:13:00 -
[193]
Edited by: Siri Danae on 17/08/2005 19:13:23
I would love to give you a transfer,
But to a corp mate must I defer.
For my hauler was blown,
And I had to take out a loan,
And high interest rates did I incur.
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I generally assume the following:
1. 95% of Empire Carebears don't get 0.0 PVPers.
2. 95% of 0.0 PVPers don't get Empire Carebears.
3. 100% of Ore Thieves steal just to upset the Miners. |
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