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Fenrisulfr	Posted - 2005.08.19 15:47:00 - [1] Edited by: Fenrisulfr on 19/08/2005 15:48:06 Linkage
Eskiban Vlasic	Posted - 2005.08.19 15:49:00 - [2] My completely clueless uncle that just got his new $300 Dell forwarded this to me in an email. You live in a cave if you haven't seen this already. - Vlasic of TW Fame
Fenrisulfr	Posted - 2005.08.19 15:51:00 - [3] My caves nice and comfy
TIO 101	Posted - 2005.08.19 15:59:00 - [4] nice spoof... " your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well." lol... ""Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly" lol... "If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. " im a hacker ^^ TIO 101 - TheInvisibleOne
Cypherous	Posted - 2005.08.19 16:08:00 - [5] Quote: Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. ROFL Quote: One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. No actually its down to AOL blocking any and all emails without a reverse DNS lookup which unfortunately covers my aunt sending mails to her son via my mail server :/ Quote: Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". Again ROFL Quote: If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. LOL Quote: Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. LOL hats off to the site writer :) Quote: BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. looks for soviet flag on the linux boxes God that link made me LMFAO :)
Hanns	Posted - 2005.08.19 16:21:00 - [6] Edited by: Hanns on 19/08/2005 16:22:13 The scary thing is, there are some people out there that are thick enough to take this seriously, I feel sorry foe the kids who parents read this tripe. "OMG Timmy is playing Quake, Call the FBI darling, our son's a Hacker" Sig by Mr Floppyknickers
Siri Danae	Posted - 2005.08.19 16:22:00 - [7] I hadn't seen the original before, with the links, but it makes it that much funnier. What I love are the six months of comments that switch, the entire time, between hacker manifestos, 'you seem to be mistaken about the following' and 'isn't it obvious this is a joke, morons?' The fact 15 different people explained exactly what Bonzai Buddy was (I wonder if anyone misses that purple gorrilla?) is just classic. ------ I generally assume the following: 1. 95% of Empire Carebears don't get 0.0 PVPers. 2. 95% of 0.0 PVPers don't get Empire Carebears. 3. 100% of Ore Thieves steal just to upset the Miners.
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.19 17:05:00 - [8] Only ONE word to describe that link... RUBBISH. ♥♥♥♥♥
Baldour Ngarr	Posted - 2005.08.19 18:36:00 - [9] After flicking through some of the replies to the stuff on there, I can't help having this horrible feeling that some people actually believe it's serious, and agree with it all. _______ I tried strip mining, but I lost and it's cold flying around in space naked.
Cetshwayo	Posted - 2005.08.19 19:20:00 - [10] OLD! but still funny.
Natasha Kerensky	Posted - 2005.08.19 19:29:00 - [11] hmm, im thinking maybe i should have a kid, so he can teach me how to pvp better.
DeODokktor	Posted - 2005.08.19 19:34:00 - [12] Originally by: Fenrisulfr Edited by: Fenrisulfr on 19/08/2005 15:48:06 Linkage They need to do a lot of work on that thread.. It really sounds like it was written Aol, Edited by Microsoft, Approved by Ibm and Funded by intel.. :P.. The only humor I see in it is the fact that some people would actually take this as the truth.
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:52:00 - [13] I always love when you see a statement much like this one "I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.", right before they realize what F'd up little degenerates their children realy are.
Kaeten	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:02:00 - [14] omg and lol
Dirtball	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:19:00 - [15] it was proven both "integrity" and "betrayed the principles" are liars. Also integrity likes ******* --- I agree with everything Howard Dean says.
danneh	Posted - 2005.08.20 00:48:00 - [16] rofl
Valisk	Posted - 2005.08.20 09:40:00 - [17] Some of the replys to that are pure gold! Are people really that stupid?! DAB Eve Division
CelticKnight	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:25:00 - [18] OMFG! i thought that died years ago! Oh well its always funny to see that Stupid one resurrected.. Does anyone know the link to that guy who filled his PC with water? Celtic
Cmdr Patrick	Posted - 2005.08.21 15:26:00 - [19] Lol that was so class. OMG someone installed a new program...reformat he's haxz0rd teh pentagonz0r. www.eve-wiki.com/er Say hi!
Elucidate	Posted - 2005.08.21 17:47:00 - [20] Just about every spoof on adequacy.org has me in tears. It's one of the best spoof sites around. I feel sorry for the morons that believe it! ------------ Elucidate - United Federation of Planets [TNG] Member - And no, I'm not a trekkie.
Descision	Posted - 2005.08.22 10:44:00 - [21] Quote: I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. If my parents did this when i was a teenager i think i would leave home. A party without drinking... pffff

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