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elFarto
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Posted - 2005.08.24 08:23:00 -
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Wow, I'm sooo glad I don't drink.
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elFarto
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Natasha Kerensky
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Posted - 2005.08.24 13:34:00 -
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Hehe, got ome good responses on this one! not nearly as many cell phone stories as i would of thought though.
My worst one has to be back when i did my first tour in the Army, we were out at a bar one weekend and my buddy kept feeding my Starry Nights on his tab, next thing i know im talking to my female First Sergeant on the phone telling her i wanted to do some sexual acts to her in a bathtub -thank god she had a good sense of humor - then proceeded to get kicked out of said bar, headed over to Bennigans for a bite to eat, got kicked out of Bennigans, puked in the parking lot, then finally headed back to the barracks praying that no one heard about my little conversation with the First Sergeant, and well, i soon as i showed up everyone there started shouting "WHOO WHOO" and such. ......real embarrasing.
Now when ever i wake up after a night of drunkeness i have a routine, 1-Make sure all my clothes are on, 2- Locate my wallet and keys 3-Check the call log on my cell phone.
I swear, those things need to have a breathalyzer installed on them so they lock the keypad when your BAC level is too high
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.08.24 23:47:00 -
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ur lucky the sergeant wasnt a man  
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Devorre
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:38:00 -
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The day I turned 21 a friend of mine took me to a strip club for my birthday.. After 4 hours and untold drinks later I find myself up on the main stage, sitting in a chair with only a*****tail napkin to cover my naked self with....
The day before I got married Xirtam and a few freinds of mine had a party at one of their houses with pleany of drinks and 2 strippers.. Later that evening we all decide to go to the strip club where the girls worked at... Xirtam spent over $300.00 on dances and at the end of the night he announced to everyone in quite the loud voice, " Dude, I have a hard-on ! " 
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.25 12:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Devorre
The day I turned 21 a friend of mine took me to a strip club for my birthday.. After 4 hours and untold drinks later I find myself up on the main stage, sitting in a chair with only a*****tail napkin to cover my naked self with....
The day before I got married Xirtam and a few freinds of mine had a party at one of their houses with pleany of drinks and 2 strippers.. Later that evening we all decide to go to the strip club where the girls worked at... Xirtam spent over $300.00 on dances and at the end of the night he announced to everyone in quite the loud voice, " Dude, I have a hard-on ! "
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.08.25 13:20:00 -
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roflmao
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senz
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Posted - 2005.08.27 00:25:00 -
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Edited by: senz on 27/08/2005 00:25:22
the stoopid things i dont remember, i just remember one time after a clubbing night where my memories vanished when i woke up. i woke up and my gf at that time was shouting at me and i really hadnt a clue why exactly.
well after some intel i got it was obvious i havent done anything bad it was just that when i came home i obviously talked really unarticulated crap in an irc-room and some bastard found it that funny that he pasted what i said into the topic of the channel.
she woke up, couldnt reach me per phone and found that in the chatroom. then she called the mate i was clubbing with and shouted at him (poor dude).
ah well...it turned out i did some, eh, illegal substances and lotsa jaegermeister.
but that was about it.
ah yeah and for some reason my hand was burned from hot coffee. but i still dont have any clue where i got that hot coffee from.
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Dakath
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Posted - 2005.08.27 13:49:00 -
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Fell into a very deep gun-pit left over from some war in Italy. Bolluxed up my right arm for 2 weeks.
Posted this thread. We Hate Bunny
Of the two, the thread was the better experience. 
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.08.28 14:08:00 -
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Edited by: MAXSuicide on 28/08/2005 14:08:33
i hate that bunny so much ! 
*shakes a fist at the air*
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