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Szabo
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Posted - 2005.08.25 23:49:00 -
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Like the topic says, what are the best one liners you've gotten from your victims?
Mine is "Why?"
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2005.08.25 23:50:00 -
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I believe it was "thanks a ******* lot you ******* ****head the ******* war has goddamn ended"
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ETS4ME
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Posted - 2005.08.26 00:06:00 -
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"Shoot me will you ****ers, OH.. Help in Belt 5, Hurry, OMG im getting podded."
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Kaleeb
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Posted - 2005.08.26 00:38:00 -
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We had a hate mail saying "hope your next poo is a hedgehog" and another saying "i have permantley removed you and your friends from my christmas list"
Check them and others out at http://guc.webinventions.co.uk
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Alexis Ayala
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Posted - 2005.08.26 00:39:00 -
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"Will work for PWN."
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Doctor Alexis Ayala
GHINC - Gallente Horizons Incorporated |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.26 00:51:00 -
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After I MWD 51 KM (Rax at 1300m/s) up to a Cyclone today, set my drones on him at 35k and then get him into half armour when in Blaster range he finally realises I'm there. Locks me, fires four shots at me and dies.
As he locked me he typed into local 'Don't do it' 
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Zzazzt
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Posted - 2005.08.26 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Zzazzt on 26/08/2005 01:13:36
 Originally by: Kaleeb
We had a hate mail saying "hope your next poo is a hedgehog"
OMG that is absolutely superb!!!
Tell me who he is - I want hm in my corp 
Truly a winning line tho
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Psycarne
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Posted - 2005.08.26 01:12:00 -
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"U r a ****head Psycarne"
followed swiftly by:
"Well thx for blowing my only good ship up"
No problem 
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Cummilla
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Posted - 2005.08.26 01:59:00 -
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You get the normal asswhole label. then maybe a few FU's thrown in there. But the best was the guy I ganked outside of a complex who later claimed he was semi afk and since "I earned the kill" or somet stupid crap like that he sent me his insurance money for the geddon I just blew up. Then of course there was the idiot that I ganked no fewer then 4 to 5 times in a bs(the retard kept coming through the same damn gate again and again and again), who at the last instance constructed emote that was multilined and was in the shape of a hand gesture in the form of a middle finger giving me the bird. I thought that was very original. 
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.08.26 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleeb
We had a hate mail saying "hope your next poo is a hedgehog"
As long as it comes out nose first!
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Wrok
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Posted - 2005.08.26 02:29:00 -
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"......,(LOG)" next day..."WTF DUDE."
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upsideup
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Posted - 2005.08.26 02:30:00 -
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Money sent.
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.08.26 02:58:00 -
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"I put a bounty of your skinny little ******* head you *****. I hope you get whats coming to you *******."
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:05:00 -
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Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 26/08/2005 03:05:37
Ive been back in empire for about 10 days now, so i will jsut post all teh mails
Originally by: "Tarantis77"
what did I do to you ?
This is definetly my favourite, so nice and sweet
Originally by: "Moe Man"
Dam good job.. Caught me napping
Originally by: "owi"
Noob !! get a life !! you will pay for it next time i see your ass :P
This guy wants to see my ass, and for me to pay for the privilege
Originally by: "ChiChinu"
haha ******. you got **** items. **** you.
And yes, they were **** items, but the mail alone was worth a few Large charges
Originally by: "Unknown Subject"
2 years old and you pk newbies at the gate...so sad
A two yr old couldnt fly a battleship...thats just daft
Originally by: "Gnarlyswine"
Real Impressive - killing a noob in a shuttle - my hero
I know that when i was a noob, i never referred to myself as a noob, so he must be an alt.
Originally by: "Calvert"
Nice setup there, that was some good damage :)
This guy is happy cause i only had the chance to activate one gun on his crow
Originally by: "Maximus Gorees"
For the very nice "welcome" to the game. It took me 14 hours to get that rifter, and you blew it like dust over a shelf in a second. Thanks, from the deepest place in my heart!
Homo Erectus sent this guy some isk...awwwwwwwwww
Thats it
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:11:00 -
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oooh, i dug up a really old one, this is my favourite
Originally by: "Darwpomtheus"
2003.11.20 23:15:00
YOU are a Chicken********g0t ..Suck my D1ck ur spineless a$$wiping turdsucker.. Plz don¦t bother replying ur****g0t cause I blocked U.
U are the scum of mankind and u will get what¦s coming to ur sorry excuse for a human being...
Feel teh hate 
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:16:00 -
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"Well, I suppose losing my ship to m0o is better then having it blown up by gate gankers"
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Psycarne
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:18:00 -
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What I don't understand is, how do so many subnormal people get through the account activation process? And a follow up question could be, why would careworkers provide such a service?
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Lorth
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:23:00 -
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"WTF I said Hi to you and everything"
Followed by about 200 words of smack that would get me banned from this forum.
"STOP Look at my bio" Which Read in big bold letters : PROUD MEMBER OF XETIC
*Note this occured during the height of the 5 vs Xetic war.
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.08.26 03:33:00 -
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"EHY. EHY DAMN U"
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2005.08.26 07:20:00 -
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Please replace the ship and distroyed items.
Interest charges begin tomorrow. Today is a freebie.
We're coming for you |
Hamatitio
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Posted - 2005.08.26 07:30:00 -
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"Hama I see your 4 friends coming"
"Tell them to turn around your wasting your time"
"OMG STOP ILL PAY"
"HOW MUCH YOU WANT?"
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Unbeleever
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Posted - 2005.08.26 07:32:00 -
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"I hope you liked that, becouse My corp and four other corps are going to hunt your ******* ass down you *******"
YARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For me... Group therapy is a 30 pack of BEER!!
Then all of the voices are satisfied. |
Asheara March
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Posted - 2005.08.26 07:41:00 -
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Enemy warps into station during corp war in a thorax. We have a harpy, a maller, and a caracal parked on the station.
This guy (Blackmoon Miner) types in local "oh, oh ****!"
and dies. Funniest part is despite warping using an insta dock he decided to just type oh oh **** into local and then log out.
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Veni Vidi Varpi
I came, I saw, I warped the hell out |
Lord Aradon
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Posted - 2005.08.26 07:51:00 -
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My kills have all been relativley smack free, but there was one time i went out to 0.0 hunting with a mate of mine, i was EW in a BB he was in a gankageddon.
We entered a system to find a ceptor sat there, obviously waiting for a target, so i de-cloaked first and locked him, he came up close so i threw everything i had at him, got him webbed, jammed and scrambled, then my mate de-cloaked to which we got.
HIM-->OMG...NOOO F**k, F**k, F**k...
HIM-->Please don't kill me i only got this ship today.
ME--->Dang, me too.
HIM-->"POP"
HIM-->Oh, well arent you big eh? Picking on a little ship, you sad a*se-faced donkey f**cking pieces of puke.
We laughed all the way back to base
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Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:12:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 26/08/2005 08:13:17
Jahsoon -
2005.04.15 06:55:00
"Do you pull the wings off flies too?"
If the fly is aproaching a stargate at 175km/s .. YES.
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Kinsy
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:23:00 -
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Edited by: Kinsy on 26/08/2005 09:23:51
Jane Vlademir > Hey ransom me!
Iain M Banks 4tw.
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:48:00 -
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My all time favorite was when one of my alts killed someone and the victim claimed his main character was me. 
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R31D
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:59:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
My all time favorite was when one of my alts killed someone and the victim claimed his main character was me.
Free bumpage for all |
Hans Roaming
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Posted - 2005.08.26 10:28:00 -
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Edited by: Hans Roaming on 26/08/2005 10:28:23
Busting an Armoured Assasins camp in R3 by jumping into it with maybe 1 or 2 more BS and taking them on whilst they were all at optimal and hearing them complain about numbers.
They lost a few BS and we lost none.
"I need you guys to come right away, or better yet send someone who can fight" |
Lord Aradon
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Posted - 2005.08.26 10:32:00 -
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Actually i think the line i gave to a cerb pilot who wasted my succubus was pretty good.
Pilot-->Well?? Say something!! I just pwned your fancy faction ship!!
Me----->Weldone, your chufty badge is in the post.
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Caia
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Posted - 2005.08.26 10:44:00 -
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"Your karma will catch up to you."
Oh, I didn't actually get that message, its the one I send when one you "gentlemen" managed to blow up my ship. I plan on sending it everytime it happens.
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.08.26 11:01:00 -
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"But we have a NAP with Shinra. You broke it. Admit it, you messed up. Now give me the 6 mil for another cruiser"
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wts all new "burberry" warp core stab II's |
Schroni
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Posted - 2005.08.26 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
My all time favorite was when one of my alts killed someone and the victim claimed his main character was me.
omg, thats priceless
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Myal Terego
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Posted - 2005.08.26 11:51:00 -
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Jane Vladmir > STOP ILL PAY!
Jane Vladmir > FFS!!
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CelticKnight
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Posted - 2005.08.26 13:12:00 -
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Best ive ever seen was a reply on EVE-R
:)
'Thanks for ganking me, btw couple of mates are coming in a Scorpian and Covert-Ops. '
Needless to say said ganker quickly few away... :( didnt the guy just defeat the WHOLE PURPOSE of that scorp? lol
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.08.26 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra
"But we have a NAP with Shinra. You broke it. Admit it, you messed up. Now give me the 6 mil for another cruiser"
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Proud member of the [23].
Selling Capital Cargo Bays and Kernite Mining Crystal IIs, cheaper than anyone else. |
Kjewla
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Posted - 2005.08.26 14:18:00 -
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Victim: why did you blow me up, what did i do to you?
Kjewla: nothing sir, i just wanted youre cargo
Victim: you could have asked...!
Nest etter styrken er ingenting st°rre enn evnen til Õ beherske den.
http://www.subroc.net/teddybears/
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Dionysus Davinci
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:11:00 -
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I got this after reliving a cruiser of its ship and pod and Firstname Lastname scammed him out of his last 2mill.
"You're an ass, no an ASSassin."
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Ange1
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:17:00 -
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This guy was less than pleased when I blew up his Battlecruiser full of modules in FIX space...
2005.04.02 01:06:00
U r going to ******* die just u ******* wait morone u will ******* regret that i will make sure of that u ****
i would like at this point to state a fact that you caught STD's of yor mum u ******* ******* licking ass raiped *****
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Dionysus Davinci
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:20:00 -
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I think people are confused on the defination of "one liner".
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Lansfear
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:41:00 -
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After killing swisher:
"hey bud, split my bounty with me"
Still makes me giggle.
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Aerick Dawn
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Posted - 2005.08.26 18:21:00 -
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"Help!"
my personal favorite:
"My huge PVP LEET corp is going to wardec your scrawny arse, you will pay!!!!".
Well, they did wardec us....
1 month later, the corp was so owned by just me and another guy stalking them all day they disbanded. :)
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Righteous Fury
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Posted - 2005.08.26 18:43:00 -
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I got this mail after killing a Typhoon during an empire war which had been on for about a week. The kicker is, the Typhoon had NOTHING fitted at all.
2005.05.12 00:26:00
you guys are soo tough you killed 2 two month players and whiped them out of everything.
is that how the game i find some noobs and ruin there game
im out of this **** game had a bs finaly after working non stop for it but lost it on a mission got another with the insurance but didnt have enought to buy insurance again so you tough guys destroyed that ship while i was hauling it empty back to where missions area. thn you blow up my pod and all my skills are gone thx
i so want to meet you punk *****es in person you think it just a game and thats how its played but people in the corp that im leaving tell me you wont accept this corp in your alliance which just makes you a bunch of punk sissy bullies picking on the little ones your a bunch of ******* *******s and hope you had fun, good luck ruining other noobs games ****head lol rightous fury that is a ****in joke more like a 6th grader school yard bullies picking on first graders making them give there lunch money
- krushkarkas
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Lady Charybdia
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Posted - 2005.08.26 18:46:00 -
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I tend to like the players that threaten to get all of their buddies to hunt you down and *****you.
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La'nugos
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Posted - 2005.08.26 19:25:00 -
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Edited by: La''nugos on 26/08/2005 19:26:05
Why I never get fan mail dosen't nobody love me 
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Oberon Oblique
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Posted - 2005.08.26 20:27:00 -
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"You guys fight like girls"
This was after he undocked in a raven in to a Vamp-Dom, Vap-poc and a Gank-Proph.
It didnt strike me as funny till later...we did suck his cap dry, and left him a beaten husk of his former self:D
-The mind is strong and the flesh is weak, but oh the flesh... |
Doujima
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Posted - 2005.08.26 21:25:00 -
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This one is one I used to someone else, so kind of cheating:
"Get anything good?", although I knew for a fact after looking at the killmail that he got a few of my tech 2 arties.
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Berilac
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Posted - 2005.08.26 22:36:00 -
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After Dieing:
(victim) > I almost had him with my heavy missles, but those lasers just managed to get through my shield tank.
a little explination is due:
me: zealot
him: osprey with 1 heavy missle launcher and civie shield booster.
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.08.26 22:40:00 -
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I get "**** you" alot
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R3dSh1ft
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Posted - 2005.08.26 23:53:00 -
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When ransoming a Stabber, the pilot informs me he prefers to put the money for a bounty on me, rather than into my wallet...
The nublar did not realise you cannot place bounty on a positive sec player.. Boom, no bounty, no ransome, no ship :D
R3dSh1ft,
I want the same thing as every other player in EVE; fame and fortune |
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.26 23:55:00 -
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The profanity, it hurts me into locking.
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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