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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 04:16:00 -
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Greetings Aphoxema, my Love,
I come to you today to do what many would not. Perhaps even, could not. I am here to profess my love for you unto my dying breath.
My name is Vapor. You don't really know me. In fact, I should hate you. I am a pilot with the Stormriders, a member of the Ushra'Khan. We are, in fact, mortal enemies. However, I cannot see you in that light. I see something else. A beauty so frail and delicate that I cannot stand to raise a hand against it.
I have been standing from afar for many months now analyzing you. Some have said I have become quite obsessed. I have merely looked through all the posturing and posing and seen the Sebiestor woman underneath. You need the love of a good Brutor to make you whole, not the yoke of slavery.
With that, I offer your master, Ms. Trudeau several pieces of Ammatar dog tags and Amarrian dog tags. They belong to my leader, Camar, but I will do anything to give them for my lovely Aphoxema. I am sure, Ms. Trudeau, that you would like to see these pilots dog tags given back to the proper authorities so that their families can be at peace. I beg of you to trade these for Aphoxema. If that is not enough, then name your price. I will go to the ends of the galaxy in order to hold her in my arms. No quest will be undone should you ask it. I only want Aphoxema G!!!
Aye, Aphoxema, that is what I am willing to do. That is how much I yearn to have you by my side. I have gone against much advice from my fellow Matari brothers. They say you are not worth the effort and that you cannot be saved. I have ventured to your systems in which you inhabit facing the ire of your holders. I would walk through the 10 Hells to have you here with me. My love knows no end. I have even spoken to our most noble Spiritual Advisor, Sarkos, and recieved his blessing in this. So, I ask Aphox, what will it be?
I will now sit and wait. I will meditate and pray. I will hope against hope. Aphox, you are a creature of untold beauty. I do not care that many think you insane. I know all you really need is a good speech therapist. For you, Aphox, I will die a million deaths. Nothing is asking too much.
Now it is time to dream. I wait. I wait.
Mr Vapor
Vice Admiral, Stormriders
Ushra'Khan Alliance
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Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2005.08.26 04:38:00 -
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nice stilleto at the Safe Spot, I wondered what you were doing all that time.
I know Aphoxema, and Marie is a much better lover I am sure than you could ever be. But hey, maybe if you offer your self to Marie as a slave she will let you play with Aphox. Might be worth asking for Mr. Vice Abmiral.
"You can go kill people wherever you want if you take the consequences like a man (or a woman)."
-Oveur |
Garreck
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Posted - 2005.08.26 04:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Mr Vapor
With that, I offer your master, Ms. Trudeau several pieces of Ammatar dog tags and Amarrian dog tags. They belong to my leader, Camar, but I will do anything to give them for my lovely Aphoxema. I am sure, Ms. Trudeau, that you would like to see these pilots dog tags given back to the proper authorities so that their families can be at peace. I beg of you to trade these for Aphoxema. If that is not enough, then name your price. I will go to the ends of the galaxy in order to hold her in my arms. No quest will be undone should you ask it. I only want Aphoxema G!!!
Gallente Admiral appears onscreen, and the transmission's audio is initially distorted with Garreck's laughter
OHOHOHOO!!! This is rich! You mean...barter for her? Like...like a slave?
HAHAHAAA-
*transmission ends*
Garreck
Aeternus Crusade
Aku. Soku. Zan. |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 04:59:00 -
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I said I would do anything did I not? Nothing is beyond me when I set my mind to something.
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.08.26 05:23:00 -
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Graelyn stood among his officers as they laughed at the latest from the GalNet. Chuckling filled the room, but Graelyn frowned and stared at the screen. This Matari looked as determined as Aphoxema was unstable....
Not your average Amarrian Loyalist....
CEO - The Aeternus Crusade |
Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 06:14:00 -
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Tries to remain calm as he beings speaking, suppressing a laugh.
Well I am not sure Marie wo.... heh heh Coughs a bit and remains calm would part with her slave so readily. You may ha... eheh coughs again to retain composure have to up the ante so to speak. This will be mo... most interesting.
I wi...Breaks out into rancourous laughter
O..okay ITX-9, bahaha... you were r... ahahahahhahahhaah right... I can't do it with a straight face, ahahahahhahahaha
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UQS Battleminer.
Get you the hot lasers of gank omen to die! |
Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.08.26 06:34:00 -
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<looks this transmission slightly confused>
Affection is a natural human emotion. I do not understand why it is you laugh.
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 06:39:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
I said I would do anything did I not? Nothing is beyond me when I set my mind to something.
Phoxi want's you to perform some close range scans on the EVE gate.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 06:51:00 -
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Laughter is a good thing. I like laughter. You can all laugh. It will not deter me from my goal however. If it gives you amusement that I feel this way, then that's fine. I'm not concerned with what you people think of me. I'm not trying to get a date with you now am I?
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Kardinaal
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:20:00 -
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Remember, mr Vapor. As your kind has said to many honest buisnessmen just trying to make a living in the Empire, furthering the slave trade will earn you a place on the slaver list and make you a target of opportunity...
There is but one God, one world, one Empire to serve Him.
One people, in the Light, separated from the beasts below. |
Khaldorn Murino
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:26:00 -
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A slaver brother? A SLAVER?!
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Just a simple warrior.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:26:00 -
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So be it. I will deal with the repercussions as they come.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:42:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
So be it. I will deal with the repercussions as they come.
[snicker]
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
So be it. I will deal with the repercussions as they come.
[snicker]
edit; a SLAVE Khaldorn, a SLAVE
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Khaldorn Murino
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Posted - 2005.08.26 08:56:00 -
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No. A slaver. She is a pod pilot who chooses her own way, one of the elite. She is no more a slave than your insane personage is.
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Just a simple warrior.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:00:00 -
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I have to disagree with you Brother Khaldorn. She is a slave. Is it not my job to liberate my kind?
I knew this would have reprecussions. It does not concern me. Sometimes the sweetest fruit is that which you are not supposed to partake in and of itself. I have chosen my course with the advisement of our spiritual leader Sarkos. He has erased all doubts in my mind. I am on my destined path. If it leads through hell, then so be it. I am willing to walk through many fires. It is the way of things.
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Tharrn
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:13:00 -
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A man's obsession with a woman has been the downfall of many an Empire throughout history. This could be a tactical advantage if played right.
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Khaldorn Murino
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:15:00 -
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She is no slave, what she does she does thru her own choice. It is her choice to support slavery.
You are mad. Sarkos is mad for letting you go ahead with this.
Bring her anywhere near me and I will have her head.
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Just a simple warrior.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Vapor on 26/08/2005 09:24:18
I'm sorry to hear that you think that way brother. I was hoping you, as a personal friend, would see through the veil into what I see.
However, should I bring her near you.....
Vapor leans close and whispers.
.... I personally garuantee that you will not touch her head. I swear by it.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:29:00 -
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Originally by: Khaldorn Murino
No. A slaver. She is a pod pilot who chooses her own way, one of the elite. She is no more a slave than your insane personage is.
She's property of Marie Trudeau, perhaps voluntarily so, but nevertheless, she's property.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.26 09:34:00 -
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Originally by: Khaldorn Murino
Bring her anywhere near me and I will have her head.
Incidentally, I think mr vapor would want the same ._.
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Aodha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.26 10:15:00 -
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Edited by: Aodha Khan on 26/08/2005 10:17:08
Aodha Khan begins to wonder what type of poison the Amarrians are putting into the water in Molden Heath
Mr Vapor, your a fool. A dangerous fool at that.
So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak. |
Franx
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Posted - 2005.08.26 11:07:00 -
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Edited by: Franx on 26/08/2005 11:07:08
Reminds me of an old holoreel..... Romero and Julietta, or something like that.
They both wind up dead in the end
*sigh*
I will have my Revenge. |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.08.26 11:34:00 -
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I support Mr. Vapor in this for several reasons. First and foremost is that I am a romantic and feel that love is one of the purest of emotions, and in many tales of the past has been known to overcome countless obstacles, including that of political boundries.
He has convinced me of his sincerity, so I support him in this. He has posted his unswerving love openly, knowing the ridicule he would receive. This tells me much as to the deepness of his love. This however is not a perfect universe, and as such there is no guarantee of his success in this matter, but he feels strongly enough to try, and I will never say 'NO' to this.
Mr.Vapor, you have my blessings and best hopes of success in this. If however, regardless of your attempts, you should fail, my office is always there and I will be there to speak to. Good luck.
Sarkos
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Camar
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Posted - 2005.08.26 13:06:00 -
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Love...*tastes the word*
Blash!
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Aodha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.26 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sarkos
I support Mr. Vapor in this for several reasons. First and foremost is that I am a romantic and feel that love is one of the purest of emotions,
Mr Vapors' interest is more like 'stalking'.
So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak. |
Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2005.08.26 14:36:00 -
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Edited by: Tomahawk Bliss on 26/08/2005 14:36:57
hmmm you know I think Mr. Vapor is sincere. So I'll give you some advice, Marie is not kind when it comes to roosters in her hen house. Sure we have all considered what it would be like to indulge the beautiful Aphoxema G. But Marie is mean with the whip and I dare say even the braves Matari Warrior Man must tread carefully when dealing with a leather clad L esbian who means business. After all you have a bit she can remove if she gets a lucky hit.
Still Since you are willing to make a spectacle of your love I applaud your boldness. I'd wonder about your fellow Terrorists trust right about now, you may find your self needing to change professions rather quickly.
"You can go kill people wherever you want if you take the consequences like a man (or a woman)."
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 15:08:00 -
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Edited by: theRaptor on 26/08/2005 15:09:37
Originally by: Khaldorn Murino
No. A slaver. She is a pod pilot who chooses her own way, one of the elite. She is no more a slave than your insane personage is.
Last time I checked Phoxi didn't keep slaves. Neither do I.
So how exactly are we slavers? And why weren't we slavers when in Jericho Fraction who you had no qualms flying with?
P.S. Mr Vapor I have some holo's of Phoxi's naughty dance routine. Im sure a mutually beneficial arrangement can be worked out.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
-- Ancient "Dirt" Religious figure. |
Khaldorn Murino
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Posted - 2005.08.26 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: theRaptor
Last time I checked Phoxi didn't keep slaves. Neither do I.
So how exactly are we slavers? And why weren't we slavers when in Jericho Fraction who you had no qualms flying with?
You are part of UQS yes? And UQS want to start the reclaiming again? The reclaiming entails what exactly? The conquer, murder and enslavement of anyone who stands in their way.
But if im wrong, then please correct me? I would like to hear a statement from UQS that they do not in fact support slavery at all?
You are part of that corp, therefore you follow its creed? Unless that creed no longer applies.
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Just a simple warrior.
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.08.26 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: theRaptor on 26/08/2005 15:35:33
Edited by: theRaptor on 26/08/2005 15:34:03
Originally by: Khaldorn Murino
Originally by: theRaptor
Last time I checked Phoxi didn't keep slaves. Neither do I.
So how exactly are we slavers? And why weren't we slavers when in Jericho Fraction who you had no qualms flying with?
You are part of UQS yes? And UQS want to start the reclaiming again? The reclaiming entails what exactly? The conquer, murder and enslavement of anyone who stands in their way.
Reaquisition of Amarr territory, temporary detainment, euthanasia and religous enlightenment.
But most of the Amarr Empire believe in that, the arguement is mainly over the timetable and the level of force. And I rendered aid to the Empire while a citizen of the Caldari State, as do a great many Caldari. Are they all slavers to? There are people in Jericho Fraction who keep slaves, how come you don't ever call them out on it?
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
-- Ancient "Dirt" Religious figure. |
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