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Endureth
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Posted - 2003.07.25 06:53:00 -
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12. when you look at screenshots of eve and you try to pan the camora around (yes i have done this to almost every screenshot iv looked at since i started playing)
I'm guilty of that one. Hmm, one of my own.
- When you meet a girl in a RL bar and refuse to take her home because she's not 'into' computer games and doesn't care how much megacyte you have.
-E
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.07.25 06:57:00 -
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When you start the 12th "You know you're addicte to EVE" thread.
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"Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so?
Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor?
Molly > lol
Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships" |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.07.25 07:08:00 -
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x) when you spend more time at work posting on the boards than actually working.
y) When you turn down a shag cos your team needs you.
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Drefsab
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Posted - 2003.07.25 07:16:00 -
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When you have seperate accounts/chars for refining, manufacturing and fighting.
When you fall asleep your still thinking about how many more mins you need for that battleship.
"Death Before Dishonor" |
Herschel Eisen
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Posted - 2003.07.25 07:22:00 -
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When you tell your girl on a picknic to "Repack the picknic-container, pls".
When beeing all alone at night in a dark ally and some thugs show up, you yell: "Pirates in".
Join SETENTA CORP! |
JAXX
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Posted - 2003.07.25 07:44:00 -
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Edited by: JAXX on 25/07/2003 07:45:12
When you waste 5 minutes examining the cleavage in Molly's avatar -before you realize you can't have it...
Sometimes to win, you have to fight just as mean and dirty as the other guy. Nobody will beat you challenging you to the field of honor for pistols at dawn. They have to slit your throat while you lay in bed, just like you'd do them. - Jash Illian |
Silmaril
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Posted - 2003.07.25 08:57:00 -
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 lol Jaxx.
I think most of us are guilty of that one.
Sorry. Got carried away again...
"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men." |
Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2003.07.25 08:58:00 -
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* When u set your alarm to go off every 45 seconds when mining Crokite/Bistot with mining 1 lasers so u donŠt loose valuable mining time.
* When u wake up at 5 am so u can play EvE before you go to work.
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:11:00 -
[39]
Plz stop, youŠre killing me, this is to much.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:14:00 -
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- When you quit the "EVE General Discussion" forum and come back a few days later.
- When you quit the game to come back after a few hours.
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"Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so?
Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor?
Molly > lol
Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships" |
Misato Warwick
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:27:00 -
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when you go to a policestation to put a bounty on someones head...
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:30:00 -
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When you wonder how much sec status you'll lose if you hit that jerk that cut into the line at the supermarket
Œ©Œ
a history |
Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:35:00 -
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* When u havenŠt got a thing to tell these "RL" friends of yours.
* When u find out u havenŠt taken a **** last week.
* When u notice u have grown a 2 inch beard.
* When u notice the smell in your appartment.
* When u find out its been 6 weeks since u washed the dishes.
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2003.07.25 09:50:00 -
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-When you are waiting for the lift thinking "Requesting docking permission"
and, when it comes at your floor
"Docking permission accepted" 
-When the trash trucks makes you think "What a huge indy"
-When going back home (late) you wonder why that %!@&~# autopilot doesn't stay on
-When you think of moving to the security team just to get full access to internet 
-When your girlfriend is jealous of your avatar
-When arriving at a crossroad you see some policemen and you think "hmm...Concord patrolling...Stay clear"
-When entering the hightway and hear "Warp drive active"
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)=Oveur (proof)
"Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.07.25 11:07:00 -
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When you reply to threads like this.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
THE SINISTAR
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Posted - 2003.07.25 11:08:00 -
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When you set the alarm clock just in time to retrain a skill.
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.07.25 11:20:00 -
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when you recognise the regulars on these boards..
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2003.07.25 12:46:00 -
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Edited by: Inflatable Teen on 25/07/2003 12:47:02
* When your home has turned into an EvE lan for your friends
* When u are thinking about selling your appartment and move into your parents house so u can quit your work and play 23/7 EvE
(I think I need a vacation from EvE) |
Vyger
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Posted - 2003.07.25 12:55:00 -
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* when you think your RL company logo would look better with a skull and some crossbones on it
* when you drive 20km past your house and throw something out the window before turning round and going home |
Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:13:00 -
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When your girlfriend comes into the room.. freshly showered.. powdered.. waxed and in a "French Maid Outfit" saying she wants to get... sticky... and you tell her you are in the middle of warping thru MoO controlled space.. and she'll have to wait..
P.S. This is GUARENTEED not to be well received.. 
"Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |
Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:23:00 -
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* when you convince your girlfriend to have an affair so you'll have more time playing EvE
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Capacitor research |
Sheolyn
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:33:00 -
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"* when you drive 20km past your house and throw something out the window before turning round and going home"
rotlfmao!!!!!!!! best one yet!!!
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Koda
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:35:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Koda on 25/07/2003 13:36:11
-When your wife refers to EVE as "the other woman."
-When you delay a roll in the hay to finish mining an indy load (happened last night).
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Artegg
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:52:00 -
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When the reverend and shollos pod you in a 30mill isk thorax and you quit for 5 mins before getting withdraw symptons and starting again:) ( it was a pleasure)
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ChironV
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:54:00 -
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*** "When you consider "adult diapers" as a positive solution to the bathroom breaks interfering in game time."
Havent reached that point but have been in the middle of some ninja mining and considering if I aimed carefully I might be able to reach the loo before my bladder detonated...
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
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slothe
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Posted - 2003.07.25 13:56:00 -
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from personal experience-
#when you wake up at 4am to start new skill training
#when work colleagues start to ask if you are taking drugs because you are persistantly late / looking tired/ looking distracted/ looking rough
#when you dream of ship configurations
#when you tell choose to stay in at the weekends at night instead of going out on usual cross-town beerfest with friends
#when your family start asking if youve forgotten where they live / their phonenumber (and wonder if you are on drugs)
#when you assure yourself you only need 4 hours sleep a night not the 8 hours sleep you used to have
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or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
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Mon Maures
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Posted - 2003.07.25 14:37:00 -
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When you get Deep vein Thrombosis from sitting in the same position for 16hrs.
When people can only tell u are alive because your mouse finger keeps twitching
You try to find hotkeys for RL situations like ctrl-T to go to the toilet, Alt - F for food
When you wonder how hard it can be to set up a "real" mining company.
When you wish your boss played EVE so he could know your pain - and so you could camp outside his station and pod him everytime he undocks.
When u dream of EVE
The fortunes of war, i'll tell you plain, is a wooden leg or a golden chain. |
Cptn Stardust
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Posted - 2003.07.25 14:47:00 -
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When you invest in a seat / toilet combo.
when you find yourself taking showers from 11am to mid-day every day, that happen to coincide with the EVE one hour downtime |
WindWalker
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Posted - 2003.07.25 15:06:00 -
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* When you take an extended, unauthorized lunch to commute an hour so you can run in the house, watch the last few seconds of your skill training finish and begin the next before running back to catch the train for the commute back to the office. And this doesn't even make you blink.
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Keep your hands on your isk and your eyes on your six
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Plasmatique
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Posted - 2003.07.25 16:03:00 -
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Slothe, spot-on
*When you refer to RL money as isk
*When you go to the Market (store) and look for the BP section
*When grocery shopping, you fill your cargo(shopping cart) with loot(groceries), take said load to the checkout counter, unload it and go back and fill it up again.
*When your corpmates log off for the night because they they are tired and need to go to bed....you think to yourself "wimps"
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Proud Owner of a Navy Issue Raven
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