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Roime
Shiva Furnace
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Posted - 2013.03.22 15:50:00 -
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Very nice, well done CCP marketind crew! These will no doubt draw in hordes of new, enthusiastic players!
I GET PODDED AND NOBODY GIVES A ****
Disposable Cyno Lighter
>> I fly a rookie ship
>> I serve my superiors by lighting cynosural fields for them
>> After that I log off
>> I often get podded but my owner has dozens to replace me
See other similar career paths:
Jita Price Checker
Throwaway Wormhole Scanner
WATCHING THE TUBE WHILE OTHERS HAVE FUN
Off-grid Booster
>> I fly an expensive ship that dies if I get caught
>> But I don't get caught because I never leave the force-field of a player-owned structure
>> I'm highly skilled at turning on modules and then alt-tabbing to play another game
>> I'm the most important factor in my fleet's victories yet I don't have to interact with anyone
See other similar career paths:
Neutral Logistics Pilot
Supercapital Sitter
-á- All I really wanted was to build a castle among the stars - |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2800
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Posted - 2013.03.22 15:52:00 -
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Youre upset about something...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Shadow Lord77
Shadow Industries I
175
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:02:00 -
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He mad? |
Roime
Shiva Furnace
2287
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:04:00 -
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WORDS ARE MY WEAPONS
Internet Warrior
>> I don't fly any ships
>> Actually I don't even have the client installed
>> I can fight other capsuleers on my smartphone
>> I get my rewards from other capsuleers as spacebook likes
>> I sometimes get banned
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Jita Spammer
-á- All I really wanted was to build a castle among the stars - |
Whitehound
1342
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:12:00 -
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Not sure what to say, but sure looks creative. +1
Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
8805
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:15:00 -
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hehe :)
Very creative.
We will never forget you Saede! |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
2301
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:20:00 -
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Eve Propagandist career option. |
Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
220
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:22:00 -
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I was all excited to go take the career test again! Very disappointed now!
Guess I'll go buy some frigs, just found a good Atron fit =-)
We are made sharp by the whetstone of purity and truth that is the Empire, all due praises to her Majesty Lord of the host. The alternative to reclamation is to fall as wheat before the scythe.
Amarr Victor!
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Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
1392
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:36:00 -
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I USE MY SHIP LIKE A GIANT PHALLUS
Miner Bumper
>> I don't bother fitting weapons to my ship, only prop mods
>> I am an excellent role-player
>> Other players hate me for interrupting their movies
>> I force people to pay attention to an activity akin to watching paint dry
I support Malcanis and Psychotic Monk for CSM8. |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
1209
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:39:00 -
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This thread is not going places.
Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain.
Twitter --á@DeVeldrin |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1180
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Posted - 2013.03.22 16:57:00 -
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I REALLY LIKE PLAYING FARMVILLE!
FW Loyaly Point Harvester
>> My ship is cap stable with an oversized MWD
>> I serve my faction by orbiting FW plexes at 30km with an untouchable transversal velocity
>> I cash in my LP for expensive loot and then do it again
>> My main is actually on the other side, but they're losing so screw it
See other similar career paths:
Chinese Gold Farmer
Technetium/Moon Mining Alt
Live Events are neither. |
Notorious Fellon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
38
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Posted - 2013.03.22 17:54:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:This thread is not going places.
I bet it goes to page 2... |
Winters Chill
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
98
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Posted - 2013.03.22 18:28:00 -
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I LIKE THE IDEA OF PVP
Solo pee vee pee corp wardeccer
>> I'll start a super duper elite pvp corp with a ridiculous name.
>> Screw recruiting people though I fly solo.
>> I only fly frigates, when Im feeling thrifty I maybe buy a faction frigate or a destroyer.
>> I wardec empire based industrial corporations, I'll wait until they least expect it, TO STRIKE!
>> Then I forget to log in.
>> **** it this game is boring back to (world of tanks/world of warcraft/startrek online)
See other similar career paths:
Wow player
World of tanks player |
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
63
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Posted - 2013.03.22 19:29:00 -
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I LIKE THE IDEA OF TELEPORTING GROUPS
Bridge ***** (BB)
>> I trained for years to reach the pinnacle of EVE skills
>> I used to fly spaceships, until I got _______ (insert blackops BS or titan here)
>> I stay logged out on call until I get an IM ping
>> Then I login to a POS and telepo-errr bridge my part-ummmm FLEET to their destination
>> After, I can log off and play a game, finally
See other similar career paths:
Cab driver
Public transit employee
WoW player |
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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
40
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Posted - 2013.03.22 19:55:00 -
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This thread appears to consist of only trolling and ranting. Therefore, the topic is locked.
ISD Tyrozan
Lt Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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