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Hannah Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:26:00 -
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Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2822
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:28:00 -
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0/10.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:28:00 -
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Thread will be 10 Pages and a Movie calling it now! |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:32:00 -
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I see Thomas Hurt finally figured out how to use an NPC forum alt.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1099
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:34:00 -
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i/10
Thread may cause universe to implode.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
528
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:34:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok.
HUH?
The single biggest danger to EVE is the proliferation of ALTS! Kill an alt today!
Petition for a Minimum bounty of 10 mil. Prevent useless bounties!
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Stray Bullets
Perkone
Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:37:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok.
I'll have some of what he's having! He's trippin'  |
Hannah Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:40:00 -
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Stray Bullets wrote:Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok. I'll have some of what he's having! He's trippin'
See what mean all EVE game person mean to new player you all like dumb miner headm e is am want help play no one want help. |
Kathern Aurilen
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:46:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok. Sorry to hear ur troubles. They have already gotten me for 2 mackinaw and a retriever and a hundred mill in implants and gear.
New Order is an extortion group(charge money to not blow you up) of bored players that can only pick on the unprotected miners, that can only target miners because miners don't have a way to fight back.
The best thing to do is to mark their corp with a bad rep(so you can see when they are in system) and dock up and do other things or mine in a another near by system while they are around and be VERY aware of your surroundings.
No cuts, no butts, no cocanuts!
Forum alt, unskilled in the was of pewpew! |
Hannah Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:48:00 -
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Kathern Aurilen wrote:Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok. Sorry to hear ur troubles New Order is an extortion group(charge money to not blow you up) of bored players that can only pick on the unprotected miners, that can only target miners because miners don't have a way to fight back. The best thing to do is to mark their corp with a bad rep(so you can see when they are in system) and dock up and do other things or mine in a another near by system while they are around and be VERY aware of your surroundings.
I am no want mining it boring and miner all dumb not even play game. Me is want kill dumb miner heads no one want help new player all mean. |
kes88
Swords of Persephone
19
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:50:00 -
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Read first 'sentence.' Died of embarrassment at the wanton destruction of the Queen's english.  |
Anariana
Something Brought Forth
42
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:50:00 -
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0/10 nice try though |
Kathern Aurilen
42
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Posted - 2013.03.22 20:52:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:I am no want mining it boring and miner all dumb not even play game. Me is want kill dumb miner heads no one want help new player all mean. Yep
No cuts, no butts, no cocanuts!
Forum alt, unskilled in the was of pewpew! |
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
851
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:03:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Me is want kill dumb miner heads no one want help new player all mean.
check your contracts
TEST alt - don't trust. |
Ai Shun
918
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:08:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
No. People EVE in mean all player too. EVE game mean. Sometimes not.
Malcanis for CSM7 - here
Malcanis on High-sec - here |
Hannah Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:10:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:Hannah Achasse wrote:Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player? No. People EVE in mean all player too. EVE game mean. Sometimes not.
You know what speak you not dumb person me like be friend? |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2989
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:14:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:Hannah Achasse wrote:Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player? No. People EVE in mean all player too. EVE game mean. Sometimes not. I am seriously impressed by your conversational skills ! :D |
Athena Maldoran
Special Nymphs On A Mission
719
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:16:00 -
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Communication, communication, communication! |
Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
511
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:17:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:Hello i is new to EVE game. Start play three one weeks ago join corp they tell to mine, i to speak on megaphone with miner and they tell me, show **** or we kill you. I am say no so they kill me. I is find New Order people they tell kill dumb miner head and give ship. I try kill dumb miner head and it put bounty to me, say mean things. Now New Order no want help new player why people in EVE game mean to new player?
I are sorry for bad English me from Loas, but me English better than English of English people so ok.
Are you Yoda?
Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1737
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:18:00 -
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inb4l!!! |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2738
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:26:00 -
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The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.
Apparently booking your flight & accomodation to Iceland BEFORE you buy the tickets for the convention which is pretty much the only reason you wanted to go there in the first place is popular. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
3756
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:34:00 -
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-1/10
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2990
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:43:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts. I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE !!!!!!! \:D/ |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2738
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:53:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts. I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE !!!!!!! \:D/
They are proving popular with the new & old guys alike.
Apparently booking your flight & accomodation to Iceland BEFORE you buy the tickets for the convention which is pretty much the only reason you wanted to go there in the first place is popular. |
Wescro
New Order POS Authority
344
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:59:00 -
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Should have used google translate. It creates more authentic "foreign speak" or "engrish." Bad grammar with good punctuation and spelling...c'mon gurl...
[url]http://crossingzebras.com/2013/02/17/csm8ripardteg/[/url] |
Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
6831
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Posted - 2013.03.22 22:10:00 -
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Hannah Achasse wrote:
I am no want mining it boring and miner all dumb not even play game. Me is want kill dumb miner heads no one want help new player all mean.
Contact any member of CODE., they'll be more than happy to help you fulfil your ambitions of killing miners. I see Mallak Azaria has already provided you with the essentials for carrying out the good work, well done that man.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and every machiavellian space bastard in it. |
Sentamon
784
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Posted - 2013.03.22 22:31:00 -
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Trouble understand this for be!
~ Professional Forum Alt -á~ |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2739
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Posted - 2013.03.22 22:34:00 -
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Wescro wrote:Should have used google translate. It creates more authentic "foreign speak" or "engrish." Bad grammar with good punctuation and spelling...c'mon gurl...
To be fair, English as a secondary language can be bloody hard to learn. It's commonly known as the worst language in the world. Getting the spelling right is the easy part (In theory. Native English speakers are pretty bad at this), getting the word placement right is the hard part.
Apparently booking your flight & accomodation to Iceland BEFORE you buy the tickets for the convention which is pretty much the only reason you wanted to go there in the first place is popular. |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
93
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Posted - 2013.03.22 23:17:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:
Native English speakers are pretty bad at this
I argee |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2840
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Posted - 2013.03.22 23:31:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.
You are doing the lords work.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2059
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Posted - 2013.03.23 03:40:00 -
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Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
Thread locked.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
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