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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:16:00 -
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Edited by: mirel yirrin on 30/08/2005 12:16:59
Edited by: mirel yirrin on 30/08/2005 12:16:29
The lightbulb is fine. This thread is locked.
Post your "How many People does it take to change a lightbulb" jokes here. Only eve/mmorpg related ones.
(thanks to this months PC gamer for the joke)
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:17:00 -
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how many carebears does it take to change a roid ?
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:18:00 -
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The Light Bulb was included in the Exodus content expansion, however the Switch for the Light Bulb is still in developement and will not be released until Kali.
So how many GMs does it take to light a candle?
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:19:00 -
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None
They are all to busy stalking my corp as we kill a POS.
Now we cant log in (again) It's a conspiracy I tell you!!!111ONE1!1!
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Sobeseki Pawi
The Light Bulb was included in the Exodus content expansion, however the Switch for the Light Bulb is still in developement and will not be released until Kali.
So how many GMs does it take to light a candle?
roflcopter...^^ Quoted for teh truth
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:22:00 -
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Only one GM, who will probably screw it up in any case. However, it'll take at least four moderators to lock all threads even mentioning the lightbulb.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:41:00 -
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think of the lightbulb as the hardware in RL running eve if its 18 months old it will start to fail - solution pay some profits and upgrade the servers - at least then it might be able to implement some server intenseive features and upgrade the game. No amount of software will help hardware issues.
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Summersnow
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Deja Thoris
They are all to busy stalking my corp as we kill a POS.
Let me guess, you hit the "light switch" only to find out its not implemented yet and was in fact the "SELF DESTRUCT" switch and blew up the gm's bordello...
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juduzz
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:51:00 -
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"Unfortunately our logs do not indicate the lightbulb is faulty at this time so will not be able to change it.
Sorry for any innconvinience.
GM generic"
:P
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:52:00 -
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How many devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One
But five more to answer all the petitions from people claiming it¦s "too dark" "too light" "wrong colour...should be magenta" etc
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:53:00 -
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The lightbulb is fine, it's suppose to be like that. The on and off of the light is a feature of said lightbulb so the lightbulbs is not broking, it's working fine.
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:55:00 -
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How many Raven Pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
One, though he just grabs hold of it and expects the world to revolve around him.
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Matthew
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:56:00 -
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Actually, it's not the GM's job to change the lightbulb. Their job is to file an incident report to the Dev's informing them that the lightbulb is broken. Then they go back and inform the player that the lightbulb is broken, that the Devs are aware but have not provided a timescale for fixing the lightbulb, and to please refrain from activities requiring said lightbulb until it is fixed.
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Psychopat
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
The lightbulb is fine, it's suppose to be like that. The on and off of the light is a feature of said lightbulb so the lightbulbs is not broking, it's working fine.
What Eris is realy trying to say is "Its A Feature".
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:00:00 -
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It¦s not broken, it¦s range has merely been reduced in line with other sources of illumination.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:00:00 -
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So please use a flashlight (torch) until we nerf the lightbulb so it becomes totally useless then u can set off the nuclear bomb and light it all up.
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:04:00 -
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How many CCP does it take to change a lightbulb?
If it¦s in the server logs then one, if not you¦d better get used to walking into walls.
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R3aliti
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:07:00 -
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Sheeeesh, people get a life - go take a walk, feed the dog, take out the trash, dust the bookshelf, sweep the sidewalk, just a few suggestions. I am sure you can think of a few yourself. The server will be up when it is up, relax.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:12:00 -
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have fun with the girlfriend hey yeah good idea.
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Wayfinder
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:16:00 -
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What? There's a lightbulb in EvE? 
I say, let the GM's sit in the dark!
Regards,
Wayfinder
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Valar
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:18:00 -
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How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
*snip* If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected]
(This is a repost from an old lightbulb thread btw)
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Valar
How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
*snip* If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected]
(This is a repost from an old lightbulb thread btw)
Dev = pwned?
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:35:00 -
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how many lightbulbs can a lightbulb changer change in one hour.
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:38:00 -
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Nono. Mods = Pwned. However, said Pwnage was provided by a Dev.
In a way, it's [Dev Pwnage -> Mod] = [Mod Pwned]
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:06:00 -
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The lightbulb is fine. However, due to some players complaining operating the lightbulb was too easy in the past, the latest game expansion modified how it works.
In order to get satisfying performance out of their lightbulb, the player must now train the following skills: Lightbulb Operation, Lightbulb Intensity, Long Range Lighbulb Effect, Lightwave Theory, Lightwave Modulation and Household Upgrades.
These skills are currently introduced in game as high-lp offers from lvl.4 agents.
Thank you, and have a nice, bright Eve day.
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Sirkill
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Valar
How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
*snip* If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected]
(This is a repost from an old lightbulb thread btw)
Utterly owned
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:11:00 -
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Originally by: Valar
How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
*snip* If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected]
(This is a repost from an old lightbulb thread btw)
I noticed the mod didnt add their name to this one. Anyone want to take bets on who forum ganked valar?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:13:00 -
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"I noticed the mod didnt add their name to this one. Anyone want to take bets on who forum ganked valar?"
I believe the orange font thingie was verbatim quote from mentioned old thread, not actual case of editing Valar's post ^^;;;;
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Koth Krakenworth
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:33:00 -
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1 amarr + the number of minmatar's required to change a lightbulb
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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Lufio II
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Posted - 2005.08.30 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: mirel yirrin
I see my thread has inspired some good posts, keep it up..
another one
How many Armarr does it take to change a lightbulb?
Discuss
None, we have slaves for that.  
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