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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2013.04.01 09:31:00 -
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You know what makes for a good April Fools Joke?
Something believable!
So many fails today...
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

Arronicus
Shadows of Vorlon The Marmite Collective
486
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Posted - 2013.04.01 09:34:00 -
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goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.
You're welcome. |

Whitehound
1413
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:26:00 -
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CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
429
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:28:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.
So autopilot just says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH" when engaged all through the trip? |

Whitehound
1413
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:33:00 -
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Miilla wrote:Whitehound wrote:CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot. So autopilot just says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH" when engaged all through the trip? I'd still listen to it. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

Beckie DeLey
Living From Scraps
416
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:33:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.
Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice. So... i started an industry blog at www.derbk.com/eve. Updated almost thrice a year! Also, i am prettier than Saskia. True story. But don't tell her, little princess is sensitive.
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Whitehound
1413
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:50:00 -
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Beckie DeLey wrote:Whitehound wrote:CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot. Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice. How about the actors of the Twilight Saga giving their voices to World of Darkness? Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts Hegemonous Pandorum
125
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Posted - 2013.04.01 10:58:00 -
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Arronicus wrote:goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.
You're welcome.
iwanttobelieve.jpg |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT Joint Venture Conglomerate
398
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:41:00 -
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... well, since it's getting harder to separate April Fool's type fail from the various ongoing fails that exist in the game...

Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

Remiel Pollard
Intergalactic Trade and Harm
1439
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:42:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:You know what makes for a good April Fools Joke?
Something believable!
So many fails today...
All dat content... You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
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Netheus Soubar
Club Royal
0
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:48:00 -
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Arronicus wrote:goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.
You're welcome.
Actually, the Jove space may become a reality, as I stumbled upon this bit in an article someone linked today:
Quote:I was excited for Odyssey the moment I heard it was going to focus on exploration, but it was a small snippet from the Odyssey press release that really stood out to me:
"Odyssey greatly expands the opportunities for players to explore all corners of the massive EVE Universe and its 7,929 solar systems." This is interesting because there are currently only 7,699 accessible solar systems in the game, with 5201 in known space and 2498 hidden wormhole systems. But there are 230 additional systems in Jove space that have been closed to players since EVE went live, and that would bring the total to the magic number of 7,929.
Source Odyssey press release, stating 7,929 systems |

Djana Libra
The Black Ops black core alliance
127
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:02:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:Beckie DeLey wrote:Whitehound wrote:CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot. Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice. How about the actors of the Twilight Saga giving their voices to World of Darkness?
yes i can see how world of darkness would be a game where one would need the voices of sexually frustrated over emotional gay teens. |

Khergit Deserters
866
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:04:00 -
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I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo. |

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
1197
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:24:00 -
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On the internet, every day is April Fools. Mining Overhaul Nothing changed since 2008. |

De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1249
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:26:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo.
Oh thank GOD!. I have had to pee for like four years.
BRB Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. Twitter --á@DeVeldrin |

Whitehound
1422
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:31:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo. Oh thank GOD!. I have had to pee for like four years. BRB Real pod pilots pee into their pods (which is also why they wear goggles, because it burns in the eyes). Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate WHY so Seri0Us
1202
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:34:00 -
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Beckie DeLey wrote: Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice.
Every time you die, that ship will call you a monster. For science. CISPA - Readin' your secret corptheft mails since 2012 |

Frank Millar
132
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:37:00 -
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* jumps out the window * |

Spurty
V0LTA Verge of Collapse
839
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:41:00 -
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I enjoyed it for what it was.
Thanks CCP for doing something.
--- GÇ£If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.GÇ¥ GÇò Philip K. **** |

Kamden Line
Serenity Prime Kraken.
148
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:45:00 -
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TheMittani.com had Goons renting space, and local being removed entirely from all space. |
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Anell
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
8
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:46:00 -
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The makers of Earth and Beyond - bringer of the flaming space skull, is well worthy of our admiration. I for one welcome our new corporate overlords. |

Arronicus
Shadows of Vorlon The Marmite Collective
494
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Posted - 2013.04.01 17:17:00 -
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Netheus Soubar wrote:Arronicus wrote:goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.
You're welcome. Actually, the Jove space may become a reality, as I stumbled upon this bit in an article someone linked today: Quote:I was excited for Odyssey the moment I heard it was going to focus on exploration, but it was a small snippet from the Odyssey press release that really stood out to me:
"Odyssey greatly expands the opportunities for players to explore all corners of the massive EVE Universe and its 7,929 solar systems." This is interesting because there are currently only 7,699 accessible solar systems in the game, with 5201 in known space and 2498 hidden wormhole systems. But there are 230 additional systems in Jove space that have been closed to players since EVE went live, and that would bring the total to the magic number of 7,929. SourceOdyssey press release, stating 7,929 systems
Saw this myself. As much as I too, would like it to be true, without any sort of CCP confirmation, I firmly believe it was just one of your typical dev blunders/oversights. |

Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
921
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Posted - 2013.04.01 17:29:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:On the internet, every day is April Fools.
Quoted for truth.
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