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David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.05 08:23:00 -
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kosswomen Mckay wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Source: http://themittani.com/news/gsf-ceo-update-forgot-about-dreQuote:(...nullsec/goons stuff...)
BURN JITA 2.0: APRIL 19-21ST 2013
There are few things that we of nullsec can agree upon, but one of them is, inevitably, '**** hisec'. We will now wash away the frustrations of March's cold war by covering ourselves in the blood and suffering of the people of hisec, the weekend before Fanfest begins - just in time to remind these people who the **** we are. As before, we will invite every null entity which wants to participate in our holy cause.
Last year there was a tremendous amount of publicity about Burn Jita, leading to a whole host of hisec movements and wardecs to counter our efforts. This year we will not be making public statements about the Burn or actively trying to advertise it. Yes, we are giving approximately 19 days of notice with this post, as well as coordinating across the CFC and the HBC if they want to participate, but the blind sleeping masses of hisec will not realize something is coming until it is too late. I am eager to see what happens to hisec if we show up without three months of wardrum-beating and hype, unannounced, and commence putting everything to the sword.
The first Burn taught us a lot. We know Jita has a population cap; we know there are only so many routes into the system which are traffic controlled. We know as well that goons in Jita enjoyed not only taking out freighters, but spreading the carnage by using thrashers to take out industrials of random passers-by. A Burn is fundamentally a terror operation; it is not so much about the isk value of each freighter destroyed as it is implanting fear into the hearts and minds of even the most humble industrialist in his Badger II. This year we will be not only ganking freighters and industrials within Jita, but Miniluv will patrol the lanes outside of Jita to destroy anyone trapped on the gates from traffic control. The number of humans involved means that it will still be a complete mess, but we expect our terror-sowing to be much more efficient than last year.
(...more nullsec/goons stuff...) There's 3 pages of article so it may not be an April Fool's joke. Or maybe it is. Or maybe the joke is to pretend that it is a joke.  Don't give up the day job. Mate. Unfortunately for the author of this trash, he does not have anything close to the level of influence required to make this happen. But good luck looking like a **** in front of everyone though!
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David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 00:00:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:baltec1 wrote:
When did post counts = community size?
Who said post counts? Thread counts. Do you even understand how forums work? Smaller sites have less content. If you played larger player games their forums lightup like Christmas trees and can have a thread every hour constantly (with 55+k views for the better ones). When you see top threads here with 2.7k, yeah, there's not that much traffic. If you're used to posting with that much traffic, EvE's forums are s-l-o-w. I'm running back between YouTube and two other game sites and posting on them, and can, because I won't miss much.
You just asked somebody in Bat Country if they know how forums work. I want you to sit there and figure out what you did wrong. |
David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 01:38:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:You just asked somebody in Bat Country if they know how forums work. I want you to sit there and figure out what you did wrong. And I want you to sit there and figure out why I know so much about forums...and its not just by posting on them or owning a license. 
Your premise is wrong so I'll pass.
What the hell is a forums license. The hell? |
David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 03:52:00 -
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I'll hold your hand through this one. I promise, it won't hurt a bit.
Ace Uoweme wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:Your premise is wrong so I'll pass.
What the hell is a forums license. The hell? How is it wrong, when you don't even understand things like forum licenses?
This sentence (if you can call it one) demonstrates my point for me. You assume there is some sort of connection between how much I know about "forum licenses" and how poorly organized your arguments are. Also, you assume that your knowledge about "forum licenses" makes you some sort of expert on posting on forums or something. Both of these relationships are false and based on false premises and explained with even worse logic. QED
Ace Uoweme wrote:I give you a clue: when you're at a stage when you buy software to use; admin a server; get into the programming and design; then marketing, you do understand these things. Been doing it since 2002.
There isn't even a whole sentence here. Let alone an entire thought. Nor is there an actual relationship between any of these random words and anything discussed in this thread. 0/10
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David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 04:16:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:I'll hold your hand through this one. I promise, it won't hurt a bit. In other words: I didn't know what I was saying, but trying to get out of Dodge with some face intact (extra points if using 10 other alts to help!). 0/10 Protip: Assumptions make asses out of people. So don't assume, as backtracking does hurt.
You're backtracking now? I don't get it. I mean, if you can't bother actually responding to what's posted you might as well just stop. |
David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 04:33:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:Tesal wrote:Also, perfect use of the "Protip" quip. You doubly destroyed them. Must be, when an alt comes in for a rescue! Which sums up this entire thread: idea released. Good fantasy. But not practical, but carry it beyond it's usefulness and now try to troll it to thread lock, to bury the failure!
Swing and a miss. Much like your posting so far. |
David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
260
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Posted - 2013.04.06 07:31:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:Swing and a miss. Much like your posting so far. Let me know when Jita actually burns and business stops, k?
The goal was to stop all business in Jita? Why didn't anyone tell me? |
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