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Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
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Posted - 2013.04.11 16:52:00 -
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Inspired by our friends Kane and Monk I decided to try my hand at high sec warfare and started picking random corps to wardec and, what do you know, i'm quite good at it.
I've had a 100% success rate in my war decs so far, whereby a successful wardec is defined as one where the enemy either: never undocks, or their corp loses a third of their membership overnight, or they feed my killboard.
So I'm therefore offering my services to anyone needing a hand.
Things I'll do
Wardec high-sec corps Ally into existing wars Stalk and hunt down your enemies Study their going-arounds Lurk and give them a sense of security Wait for them at the next gate Probe them down and kill them
Things I won't do
Hunt low/null/wh targets Take down POS Suicide attacks
I appreciate targets that'll try to fight back but keep in mind I'm strictly a solo pilot so pitting me against people that only undock in 10 man gangs with logi probably won't result in any kills.
10% discount if the target's name has anything to do with ponies.
Some words of encouragement from a gentleman upon being offered our services that were delivered strictly on time.
More words from another satisfied target:
Quote:I was forwarded the mail you nedt my "alliance" CEO's.
Well done.
I applaud your style, very classy. I know this might sound less than sincere, but I assure you EvE is lacking more people like you. I agree with your comments, and applaud your war declaration. I was in *** yesterday, we had a few people on and I was ****** trying to get people to come after you. As you know, to no avail. Anyway just wanted to say hi, and let you know you are doing good work.
Murderboard link
List of positive social interactions:
- HorusAha Cann placed 1.000.000.000 ISK in bounty on your head.
Thank you Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance The Marmite Collective
111
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Posted - 2013.04.11 17:07:00 -
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hello i am curious what your business plan is to dig you out of your trend in losing 2 isk for every isk you kill?
Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
111
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Posted - 2013.04.11 17:12:00 -
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As long as he gets the job done it doenst matter how he finances his hardware.
Good luck, gentleman. For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance The Marmite Collective
111
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Posted - 2013.04.11 17:20:00 -
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StoneCold wrote:As long as he gets the job done it doenst matter how he finances his hardware.
Good luck, gentleman. agreed. as long as client pays well, who cares :) best of luck in your endeavour.
Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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Bklyn 1
Security Impaired Resource Providers
1
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Posted - 2013.04.11 17:35:00 -
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Kristoffon Ellecon wrote: Things I won't do
Hunt low/null/wh targets
I applaud your efforts and all, but what's with war dec corps and the sheer terror of having to go into low? |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
64
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Posted - 2013.04.11 17:40:00 -
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Bklyn 1 wrote:Kristoffon Ellecon wrote: Things I won't do
Hunt low/null/wh targets
I applaud your efforts and all, but what's with war dec corps and the sheer terror of having to go into low?
I like to fly solo and in my experience that doesn't go so well in low sec because you'll only find either low value targets (frigs, destroyers), or blobs. Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance The Marmite Collective
373
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Posted - 2013.04.11 18:08:00 -
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Bklyn 1 wrote:I applaud your efforts and all, but what's with war dec corps and the sheer terror of having to go into low? When there are literally thousands of existing targets flying around in High Sec, why would we run away from them. Look, getting popped in Null, Low or WH space isn't something we fear or even care about. Our clients hire Mercs to annihilate the enemy, not to waste time chasing ghosts in the backwaters of LOLsec.
Best of luck Kristoffon.
Quality Assurance
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction Whores in space
114
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Posted - 2013.04.11 21:23:00 -
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Good Luck Kris |
Xanthe Kado
R.A.V.E.N.
0
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Posted - 2013.04.12 04:58:00 -
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Bklyn 1 wrote:I applaud your efforts and all, but what's with war dec corps and the sheer terror of having to go into low?
Risk adversity, plain and simple. Hisec war deccers like one-sided PvP and bloated killboard stats.
This and other breaking news at 11. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
8030
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Posted - 2013.04.12 06:09:00 -
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Always nice to see kills like that Hurricane, that fit was abysmal and deserved to die. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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culo duro
Next Level Alcoholics
69
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Posted - 2013.04.12 06:19:00 -
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Bklyn 1 wrote:Kristoffon Ellecon wrote: Things I won't do
Hunt low/null/wh targets
I applaud your efforts and all, but what's with war dec corps and the sheer terror of having to go into low?
I wanna be able to come in from the gate i came from, without having to farm standing. |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
66
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Posted - 2013.04.15 17:04:00 -
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BUMP - wardecs running out, need targets Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
1553
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Posted - 2013.04.15 17:26:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Always nice to see kills like that Hurricane, that fit was abysmal and deserved to die. Jesus, you ain't kidding. Thank you, Kris, for your service to EVE. Professional bad guys were unfortunately not available so instead they sent me. Voter response is quite good this time around: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qCaz2OlMecY/UWhTTh_NfFI/AAAAAAAAPOE/ryjfQkApycs/s1600/05.jpg |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
69
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Posted - 2013.04.22 14:37:00 -
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I'm having to wardec random innocent carebear corps to get targets.
So it is YOUR DUTY to protect the innocent carebears and hire me to go after the guilty ones.
BUMP. |
Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
0
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Posted - 2013.04.22 22:15:00 -
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Not 100% success rate any more :)
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Danalee
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
6
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Posted - 2013.04.22 22:16:00 -
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Nice one, I applaud your efforts.
Perfect war reports isn't true anymore due to you getting a bit to over eager but still.... It would be nice to kill another of your Machariels, so if you'd be so kind to oblige :)
Meanwhile, fly safe, mkay?
D. |
5ufy
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
0
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Posted - 2013.04.22 22:30:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17450669
Hmmmmmm poor Machariel.........
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Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
69
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Posted - 2013.04.22 23:41:00 -
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Good fight. I already have a new mach btw you'll be seeing it a lot. ;) |
penifSMASH
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
174
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Posted - 2013.04.22 23:45:00 -
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Are you as bad as you were in waffles/TEST or have you actually improved since leaving? |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
69
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Posted - 2013.04.23 00:03:00 -
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Hey Penif what's up?
Well I measure how good I am at fun / hour so I'd say I'm much, much better thanks. |
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StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
139
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Posted - 2013.04.23 07:23:00 -
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Only hearing good things about Kristoffon`s service. That-¦s why he should be on the top of that list. For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
2307
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Posted - 2013.04.23 13:15:00 -
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Deleted a kill mail link from this thread. New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Danalee
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
9
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Posted - 2013.04.23 16:48:00 -
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Friendly bump for this friendly fellow who was so friendly to remind us to always watch local and never think we are invincible. Also friendly thank you for buffing up my killboard with a nice 2.5bil kill :)
D. |
Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
1
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Posted - 2013.04.23 16:53:00 -
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Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it! |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
70
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Posted - 2013.04.23 17:24:00 -
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Ricardo Veneroso wrote:Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it! Why? Are you going to undock? |
Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
1
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Posted - 2013.04.23 18:18:00 -
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Don't worry, be happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo4OnQpwjkc |
Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
1
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Posted - 2013.04.24 00:15:00 -
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And another one bites the dust!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Thank you for coming to low sec today! Please come again! :) |
5ufy
Righteous Immortal Pew Blue Sec
0
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Posted - 2013.04.24 01:04:00 -
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What were you thinking???? 2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours I don' t think you are going to win this war.....
Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost
Blue Sec - 571 million lost
lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......
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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
326
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Posted - 2013.04.24 01:05:00 -
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5ufy wrote:What were you thinking???? 2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours I don' t think you are going to win this war.....
Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost
Blue Sec - 571 million lost
lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......
Holy ****, you're dying to 5ufy and friends? How bad do you have to be lose a war against them? |
Ricardo Veneroso
Aloof Neurotic Unemployed Salvagers Blue Sec
4
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Posted - 2013.04.24 04:20:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:5ufy wrote:What were you thinking???? 2 of your mechariels killed in 48 hours I don' t think you are going to win this war.....
Kris's Karebear Kiling korp - 5.2 Billion lost
Blue Sec - 571 million lost
lol I think you should probably close ur corp and throw in the towel......
Holy ****, you're dying to 5ufy and friends? How bad do you have to be lose a war against them?
I know they totally suck! Wait a minute..... |
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