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Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 18:36:00 - [1] - Quote Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner. Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system.
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 1538	Posted - 2013.04.12 18:40:00 - [2] - Quote boot.ini The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Sexy Cakes Have A Seat 250	Posted - 2013.04.12 18:46:00 - [3] - Quote CCP Not today spaghetti.
Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 18:59:00 - [4] - Quote Doc Fury wrote: boot.ini I don't get this one but I want to
Muad 'dib The Imperial Fedaykin Amarrian Commandos 848	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:01:00 - [5] - Quote Why did the miner haul with a shuttle? Because a shuttle is 6 times faster than an industrial. http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg Cosmic signature detected. . . .
Yusef Yeasef Yosef Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 217	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:05:00 - [6] - Quote Stationary objects don't react well to 1400s.
No More Heroes GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2295	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:07:00 - [7] - Quote butts .
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 1542	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:10:00 - [8] - Quote Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: boot.ini I don't get this one but I want to No, you don't. http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:16:00 - [9] - Quote Doc Fury wrote: Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: boot.ini I don't get this one but I want to No, you don't. http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/ That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that
Lord Haur Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 51	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:20:00 - [10] - Quote TL;DR: Everything in the Special Edition Assets market group.

Ckra Trald Stellar Essence STELLAR CONSTELLATION 141	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:30:00 - [11] - Quote eve is dying eve is growing MY RAVEN WAS FITTED WITH THE... Eagle for any use laser mael ^^ poorly made blunt forum post above ^^
Micheal Dietrich Kings Gambit Black 1532	Posted - 2013.04.12 19:33:00 - [12] - Quote Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: boot.ini I don't get this one but I want to No, you don't. http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/ That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that Are you sure? Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE
Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 20:15:00 - [13] - Quote Micheal Dietrich wrote: Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: Tsukino Stareine wrote: Doc Fury wrote: boot.ini I don't get this one but I want to No, you don't. http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/ That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that Are you sure? I'm a giant nerd so that article was funnier than the video
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog Homowners 71	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:06:00 - [14] - Quote I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18). I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am. I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be? Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo? I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated..... I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again. ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN????? EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
okst666 Uncharted Skies 217	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:16:00 - [15] - Quote Tsukino Stareine wrote: Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner. Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system. yo mamma so fat, we use her to close our static. [X] < Nail here for new monitor
Thor Kerrigan Guardians of Asceticism 569	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:19:00 - [16] - Quote Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote: I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18). I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am. I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be? Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo? I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated..... I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again. ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN????? EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I Is there a source for this? "I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. snipped Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne" ... Because of Falcon.
Call Rollard Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 34	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:21:00 - [17] - Quote Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote: I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18). I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am. I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be? Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo? I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated..... I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again. ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN????? EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I I'd just laugh at anyone who took the Xmas Raven fitting fit seriously and thought that is the real way to fit a Raven.
Arronicus Shadows of Vorlon The Marmite Collective 516	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:23:00 - [18] - Quote The CSM. Incarna. The Revenant supercarrier.
Call Rollard Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 34	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:26:00 - [19] - Quote I can fit this in two words. Captains Quarters
Josef Djugashvilis Acme Mining Corporation 1129	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:26:00 - [20] - Quote Drone UI This is not a signature.

Riot Girl RADIO RAMPAGE Initiative Mercenaries 653	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:33:00 - [21] - Quote Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote: EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people. Oh god.
Temuken Radzu Bendebeukers Black Core Alliance 32	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:38:00 - [22] - Quote Tsukino Stareine wrote: Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner. Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system. Yo mamma is so lazy she uses a noctis to clean her house.
WhiteGhostBear Misanthropic Anthropomorphic Anthropologists 11	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:47:00 - [23] - Quote Riot Girl wrote: I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people. Sigh. Kids these days. Here's the original post.
Tank Talbot Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:49:00 - [24] - Quote A) I thought the Drake equation was meant to measure intelligent life in the universe. What happened? B) points They all blobbed... A) So why did all the care bears die out? B) Because in space, no one can see you stare. A) Batman or Superman? B) Caldari. A) Huh? B) ItGÇÖs the neo-modern age. Somebody has to rig the fight for a dollar more.
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog Homowners 76	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:54:00 - [25] - Quote Riot Girl wrote: Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote: EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people. I'd post the fit 8-9 more times to really get the point across, but I'm lazy, and someone else already explained the joke. Read the original thread though, good stuff.
Call Rollard Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 34	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:55:00 - [26] - Quote WhiteGhostBear wrote: Riot Girl wrote: I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people. Sigh. Kids these days. Here's the original post. That has to be the funniest forum thread I have ever seen in any forum.
Call Rollard Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 34	Posted - 2013.04.12 21:56:00 - [27] - Quote EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Thor Kerrigan Guardians of Asceticism 569	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:20:00 - [28] - Quote WhiteGhostBear wrote: Riot Girl wrote: I can't tell if this was the joke or if he's being serious, but it is a thread about jokes so I guess this is a joke. Ugh, this is why I hate jokes and funny people. Sigh. Kids these days. Here's the original post. Damn, this was like 1 year before I started playing omg that's funny. "I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. snipped Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne" ... Because of Falcon.
EvEa Deva State War Academy Caldari State 241	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:22:00 - [29] - Quote yo momma so fat she sat on the dev team, when they asked her when she would get up, she said soon.
Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:25:00 - [30] - Quote EvEa Deva wrote: yo momma so fat she sat on the dev team, when they asked her when she would get up, she said soon. LOL this applies to any mmo development team btw. I'm writing this down somewhere.

Klymer Hedion University Amarr Empire 181	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:28:00 - [31] - Quote CONCORDOKKEN'D!!!
raven666wings Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 35	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:35:00 - [32] - Quote nvidia cards for plex, t-shirts and lego ships for plex, eon for plex, fanfest tickets and streams for plex - with a little luck you can even get their moms for PLEX
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 1556	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:37:00 - [33] - Quote Klymer wrote: CONCORDOKKEN'D!!! And I raise you: We didn't listen!!! /the Minmatar Carrier isn't very good The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Concurssi Mellenar Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 8	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:37:00 - [34] - Quote Klymer wrote: CONCORDOKKEN'D!!! Hah, I just stumbled upon that like two hours ago. The best part about it is that it's available in-game as an item on the market.
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 2597	Posted - 2013.04.12 22:49:00 - [35] - Quote Every ship I fitted.
Feer Truelight 105	Posted - 2013.04.12 23:01:00 - [36] - Quote Yo mamma is so fat, she uses a titan as her capsule. That awkward moment when I'm salvaging a Minmatar wreck and after 10 minutes the player starts shooting at me.
T RAYRAY Percussive Diplomacy Samurai Pizza Cats 24	Posted - 2013.04.12 23:06:00 - [37] - Quote Doc Fury wrote: Klymer wrote: CONCORDOKKEN'D!!! And I raise you: We didn't listen!!! /the Minmatar Carrier isn't very good we need more of these. very funny
raven666wings Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 35	Posted - 2013.04.12 23:35:00 - [38] - Quote yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER
Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.12 23:43:00 - [39] - Quote raven666wings wrote: yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write.
raven666wings Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 35	Posted - 2013.04.12 23:46:00 - [40] - Quote Tsukino Stareine wrote: raven666wings wrote: yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write. http://dbug.kicks-ass.net/dbugforums/yabbfiles/Attachments/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-11.jpeg

Tsukino Stareine EVE University Ivy League 65	Posted - 2013.04.13 00:16:00 - [41] - Quote raven666wings wrote: Tsukino Stareine wrote: raven666wings wrote: yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write. http://dbug.kicks-ass.net/dbugforums/yabbfiles/Attachments/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-11.jpeg Is that how you feel? Now let's take the next step and point to where the bad man touched you on this teddy bear.
Tank Talbot Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2013.04.13 02:01:00 - [42] - Quote Yo momma so fat thaey mistook her sweat for moon goo. Yo momma so fat they thought she wuz EVE UNI... Yo momma so fat null sec can tell time from the cosmic vibration of her thundering thighs.
Muad 'dib The Imperial Fedaykin Amarrian Commandos 851	Posted - 2013.04.13 02:14:00 - [43] - Quote your mothers so fat when i hit d-scram the reading said "dayyyyyuuum" http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg Cosmic signature detected. . . .
Knot'Kul Sun Novaku Inc Rebel Alliance of New Eden 87	Posted - 2013.04.13 03:17:00 - [44] - Quote yo momma so fat a large amarr tower doesnt have enough powergrid to anchor her. yo momma so stupid her base intelligence is 10 points. your moms so slutty i only needed anchoring L1 to nail her down. your mothers so fat shes the reason eve gate collapsed.
Implying Implications GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 327	Posted - 2013.04.13 03:41:00 - [45] - Quote Lady Scarlet is so fat... püåpüÉpüàn+P
Galan Amarias Kantian Principle 14	Posted - 2013.04.13 03:53:00 - [46] - Quote Sigh, Yo mamma so desperate, she only flies a Thorax.
ctx2007 Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you 283	Posted - 2013.04.13 04:48:00 - [47] - Quote Your momma is so fat a titan tried bumping her and ended up in jove space from Y-2ANO You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Josef Djugashvilis Acme Mining Corporation 1129	Posted - 2013.04.13 06:29:00 - [48] - Quote whatever it i,s it will be fixed - Soon. This is not a signature.


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