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Jax Sirius
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Posted - 2003.07.29 14:01:00 -
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I just had a great idea while I was watching telly.. picture this.. your in you shuttle or noob ship coming out of warp to a blockade.. you look around only to be faced with 15 cruisers and 6 Battleships, of your local friendly pirate corp.
<pirate> stop your ship and prepare to be scanned.
<me> AHA.. 21 of you.. 1 of me! I call that Pimms O'clock!
<pirate> wtf? ..
(pirates look around at each other gormlessly)
you drift through to the stargate and Jump! :)
Bonza!
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eriq
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Posted - 2003.07.29 14:22:00 -
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rofl. too bad that only works once...
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.07.29 14:37:00 -
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i dont think it will ever work...
This is not a hijack
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Ywev
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Posted - 2003.07.29 19:23:00 -
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Most pirate corps won't bother to stop ya, most of us shoot first ask questions later.
Pod ya later..
Ywev
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Talhlia
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Posted - 2003.07.29 22:27:00 -
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You work for the LAPD?
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Jax Sirius
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Posted - 2003.07.30 09:09:00 -
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Ywev's version..
Exiting warp..
BOOM!
<pirate> Uh Hi! give me all your money!
<me> Sure.. help yourself.. my wallets in my left pocket.. of my frozen corpse.
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Rancid Mare
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Posted - 2003.07.30 14:00:00 -
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<pirate> stop your ship and prepare to be scanned.
<me> AHA.. 21 of you.. 1 of me! I call that Pimms O'clock!
Much LOL.
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Sylvia
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Posted - 2003.07.30 23:57:00 -
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You work for the LAPD?
Hmmm. Either that or going to apply soon.
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2003.07.31 01:03:00 -
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pirates never ask questions..he they only speak to clown you @$$ as they pick through your loot pod
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Posted - 2003.07.31 12:12:00 -
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ah yes all that loot in my shuttle, anything from 1000 blueprints to a 250mm prototype guass...
no surprise shuttles get shot :)
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Posted - 2003.07.31 12:39:00 -
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LOL Jaxx
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.07.31 13:44:00 -
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If I came out of warp in front of 20 hostiles, I'd start dancing like MC Hammer, in the vain hope that it will distract them enough.
*can't touch this*
doooo-do-do-doo baaoow baow.
etc.
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Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.07.31 19:14:00 -
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yes i wonder would they be bewildered and enchanted by the dance of the agile badger (manouverability +5)
unlikely, but would be a pretty dance with a fireworks finale....
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2003.07.31 20:37:00 -
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LOL, thats the best goddamn laugh ive had in 3days (3days ago was last time i was on forums). i dont know where you people come up with this ****, but im glad, it's hilarious.
my 2cents!
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