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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2005.09.20 16:48:00 -
[1]
Probably not a good place for this one but it is funny:
A friend of mine is a RL Police officer. The other night he was at work on a break looking at these forums. When they hauled in a evil doer in cuffs for booking. The evil one sees what my friend is doing he says "Dude you play Eve too?"
Well I think its funny..
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter [i]pirate[/i] or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box. |
disassembler
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Posted - 2005.09.20 16:52:00 -
[2]
Dude, she said she was 18. I swear.
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2005.09.20 16:53:00 -
[3]
Let me guess. The criminal is a vocal carebear and the policeman a nasty piwate?
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Necrologic
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Posted - 2005.09.20 16:56:00 -
[4]
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.09.20 17:37:00 -
[5]
hmm i defend criminals :D
that completes the circle i guess.
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.09.20 18:43:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Verone on 20/09/2005 18:44:27
That's priceless...
I suppose It'd be wierd for your friend to be talking about the fall of Xetic, and the pirate infestations in low-sec Lonetrek while taking his prints...
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT! |
Jex Jast
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Posted - 2005.09.20 18:49:00 -
[7]
Wow that's great. All I can say...
And this is a fine place.
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2005.09.20 18:54:00 -
[8]
Cheff...
Centuria > whoot?
Centuria > you stalking me? :)
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Torpedo2k > I make my own cheeseburgers from the neighbors cats and
dogs
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http://www.sub |
Kjewla
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Posted - 2005.09.20 19:08:00 -
[9]
Bricklayer 
Nest etter styrken er ingenting st°rre enn evnen til Ơ beherske den.
Teddybears Forum |
Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.09.20 20:01:00 -
[10]
prime minister of sweeden
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wts all new "burberry" warp core stab II's |
ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2005.09.20 20:37:00 -
[11]
Student/dosser
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Taka
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Posted - 2005.09.20 21:04:00 -
[12]
Now thats funny
i do a bit of plumbing, electrical, building work and a whole load of stuff
my brother came up to me also and sed to me "Do u play eve too"
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xOm3gAx
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Posted - 2005.09.20 21:13:00 -
[13]
well now adays i do the following, electrical engineering, web design, build/sell pc's, bartending.
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*Decloaks and starts blasting your sig* Applesauce Biotch
Ok who nerf batted my sig >again<?
*^^Bows^^* ^^ALL HAIL THE UBERNESS OF Thee^^
Succumb to your nightmares
Darkness |
Kaleeb
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Posted - 2005.09.20 21:22:00 -
[14]
PIMP
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.09.20 21:51:00 -
[15]
 Originally by: Kaleeb
PIMP
im one of his rent boys 
Originally by: Eris Discordia
Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it?
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Alecs Criste
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:00:00 -
[16]
Student/Garde Manger (French for keeper of the cold foods IIRC) Its like a chef but I do deserts, appetizers, salads, and the prep work that goes along with it. Soon I will be a chef though!
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Yarr!
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Necrologic
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:05:00 -
[17]
Student
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Mesiah Scuro
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:08:00 -
[18]
Student.
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baldurk
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:21:00 -
[19]
student!
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Sentani
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:24:00 -
[20]
freeloader.... um i mean student 
/Sent |
Allen Miles
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Posted - 2005.09.20 22:40:00 -
[21]
Did he talk to him about who he is on EvE? That's pretty classic.
Join The Miles Corporation. Anyone Is Welcome. |
Kazim
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Posted - 2005.09.20 23:51:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Kazim on 20/09/2005 23:51:46
Pot smoker extraordinaire!
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JoeT
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Posted - 2005.09.21 07:46:00 -
[23]
so long title which means... network tech.
if i can remeber the long facy title [and spl it] i'll add it later
murder murder, yes indeed, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
Ladies and Gentalmen of the minmatar race...
Remain Slaves |
CelticKnight
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Posted - 2005.09.21 07:53:00 -
[24]
Box Crusher (job at the local supermarket) and .. Noobish webdesigner :)
:)
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Lord Aradon
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Posted - 2005.09.21 08:03:00 -
[25]
Safe, that's one for the books that is.
In this order - Father, Accountant, System Operator, Web Dev
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Join Us
Free Websites |
Harcole
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Posted - 2005.09.21 08:23:00 -
[26]
On Farm Software Trainer...
aka I train farmer's how to use there parlour software to feed/milk (and generally manage) cows...
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Edge1
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Posted - 2005.09.21 08:44:00 -
[27]
World famous actor, starred in cult classic "Pulp Fiction".
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Edge1
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Posted - 2005.09.21 08:45:00 -
[28]
Edited by: Edge1 on 21/09/2005 08:45:19
:( Double post
God damn motherf*cker
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Flyyn
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Posted - 2005.09.21 11:19:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Edge1
World famous actor, starred in cult classic "Pulp Fiction".
John? That you?
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.09.21 11:21:00 -
[30]
I'm naked.
Originally by: James Lyrus
Complaining about PvP & Pirates in EVE is like complaining about the mines in minesweeper. |
Rofax
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Posted - 2005.09.21 12:33:00 -
[31]
UK Government Research and I am new to EvE so it will be interesting to see how I get on.
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gizli
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Posted - 2005.09.21 12:57:00 -
[32]
im a actor, been in movies like Pulp Fiction, Shaft, Rules of Engagement, Star Wars, and lates is The Man, like 90 in total i think.
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Mad Ahab
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Posted - 2005.09.21 15:06:00 -
[33]
It's Samuel L. jackson! Whoot!
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." |
RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.09.21 15:24:00 -
[34]
I'm one of the student ppl :(
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Electric Six
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Posted - 2005.09.21 16:46:00 -
[35]
Restaurant Assistant Manager (*coughmumble*mcdonalds*coughmumble*) |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.09.21 16:56:00 -
[36]
PIMP
I also study at the University of Miami. Go 'Canes!
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^^^***---All things serve the Beam---***^^^
GDBT is recruiting! |
Mad Ahab
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Posted - 2005.09.21 22:40:00 -
[37]
I'm a phone jockey. I help people do complicated tasks over the telephone. Tasks like, hitting the power button on their computer, and typing a url into a web browser. Some people like the term "Technical Support", but I like phone jockey better.
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." |
Core Bash
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Posted - 2005.09.21 23:17:00 -
[38]
EVE-Online GM. And Samuel L. Jackson. Really.
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Edge1
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Posted - 2005.09.22 09:23:00 -
[39]
Bah, I called Samuel L. Jackson first.
*Samuel L. Jackson shakes his fist
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.09.22 11:20:00 -
[40]
I'm Samuel L Jackson and so's my wife!
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Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2005.09.22 17:13:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Ryea Eripmav on 22/09/2005 17:16:56
*sees classic Spartacus moment coming to rise* --^
- Student
- Direct Care staff in group home for developmentally disabled adults.
- RL gf of another EVE-player
- amature p-rnstar/webcam wh-re (Daakkon and others of D-C can attest to this) ~*~You can look but not touch
 ~*~
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(O.o)
(> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny
Oh! I love the bunny..." |
Weco
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Posted - 2005.09.22 17:39:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Shin Ra
prime minister of sweeden
I cant help to play with the thought that its true ^^ It would definently change my wiev of who to vote on in the upcomming elections.
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.22 18:06:00 -
[43]
I always though this was Funny.
Go Fred! |
Mara Morai
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Posted - 2005.09.25 00:19:00 -
[44]
In RL life I'm a mom. I was in the U.S. Navy awhile back.
(anyone who says being a mom isn't a real job, come stay at my house sometime and you'll see what I mean)
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ICE PUNK
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Posted - 2005.09.25 00:26:00 -
[45]
I'm an entertainer - I re-enact 'Star Wars Kid' - the lil guy who pretended to be Darth Maul and ended up all over the Internet. I do my show in front of a live studio audience.
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.09.25 00:38:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Shin Ra
prime minister of sweeden
Actually there is no such thing.
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TheJay
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Posted - 2005.09.25 01:02:00 -
[47]
Senior Systems Administrator for Kelvin Hughes Ltd
Some of you navy guys should have our equipment on board - if your ship crashes, you can't blame me
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Wanoah
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Posted - 2005.09.25 15:28:00 -
[48]
Quote:
amature p-rnstar/webcam wh-re (Daakkon and others of D-C can attest to this) ~*~You can look but not touch Twisted Evil~*~
Is your corp recruiting?
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at stars.
(Sig best viewed with Firefox)
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Tekran
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Posted - 2005.09.25 20:06:00 -
[49]
Untrained Slurpy machine repair tech, general stuff-doer and finder of lost keys. and culinary arts mastermind. (mwahahaha..ha..haha)
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Pwyle Kenobi
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Posted - 2005.09.26 06:41:00 -
[50]
I could be a CEO of a fortune 500 company ... but I'm not!
I could be European royalty ... but I'm not!
I could be an astronaut ... but I'm not!
I am, who I am; and I am me ... bugger.
God almighty, what a friggin waste of electrons this post was ... and is.
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"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." - Albert Einstein |
Ja'kar
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Posted - 2005.09.26 15:49:00 -
[51]
Student
im one of his rent boys
how much u charging m8
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.26 16:06:00 -
[52]
Originally by: ICE PUNK
I'm an entertainer - I re-enact 'Star Wars Kid' - the lil guy who pretended to be Darth Maul and ended up all over the Internet. I do my show in front of a live studio audience.
They did a "cameo" of this guy last night of Family Guy. I about fellout.
Go Fred!
<- Working real hard for [24] |
JoeT
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Posted - 2005.09.26 16:47:00 -
[53]
in the us air force :)
murder murder, yes indeed, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
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only 127 more days til i can play eve once more |
Latsyrc Quadra
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Posted - 2005.09.26 18:34:00 -
[54]
Police Officer (not joking) :)
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heit faran
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Posted - 2005.09.26 19:35:00 -
[55]
100% pizza hut minion
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Kole
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Posted - 2005.09.26 20:16:00 -
[56]
Construction worker
P.S. Quanteeri that Go Fred thing is hillarious
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Matthew Johnson
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Posted - 2005.09.26 21:46:00 -
[57]
Scientist. Still looking for some nice BPO get get rich in RL too!
+++ Trade...good for you, good for me +++ |
Garrad
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Posted - 2005.09.26 21:57:00 -
[58]
Writer
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TekRa
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Posted - 2005.09.26 23:08:00 -
[59]
Inland Revenue.
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The zenith of hypocrisy. |
T'Laar Bok
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Posted - 2005.09.26 23:45:00 -
[60]
"financially independent" Generic Nutjob
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Changing the Warp Sound Level |
Tairos Hakonnus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 00:27:00 -
[61]
Student/Waiter/Drug Dealer
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http://spla.sh/bp/bp_files/main.htm |
Wrayeth
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Posted - 2005.09.27 01:26:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Wrayeth on 27/09/2005 01:27:21
Originally by: Edge1
Bah, I called Samuel L. Jackson first.
I'm Rick James, *****!
Er, um...
EDIT: Oh, to the OP - that's freakin' hilarious.
-Wrayeth
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Slater Dogstar
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Posted - 2005.09.27 01:52:00 -
[63]
In real life i am pure energy i exist purly on the internet
Gillet The Best A Man Can Get |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2005.09.27 02:56:00 -
[64]
i'm a lunatic.
Freedom's just another meme for nothing left to lose... |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 03:07:00 -
[65]
STUUUUUDENT! which is as good as saying that u do nothing. but then again, most students have jobs to earn some money and spend it on whatever they like, which most adults believe is ok, because we need breaks from our 'studies'. hehe
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Mesiah Scuro
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Posted - 2005.09.27 04:43:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Thomus
STUUUUUDENT! which is as good as saying that u do nothing. but then again, most students have jobs to earn some money and spend it on whatever they like, which most adults believe is ok, because we need breaks from our 'studies'. hehe
You're not a student. You said both 'job' and 'study' without flinching.
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Nero Scuro's alt, until thursday Saturday when I can pay my damn credit card bill. (I hate Natwest) |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.09.27 06:55:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Ryea Eripmav
amature p-rnstar/webcam wh-re (Daakkon and others of D-C can attest to this) ~*~You can look but not touch ~*~ [/list]
So where should I go to buy some? Give me a URL and I'll be one of your biggest customers
GDBT is recruiting! |
Atom HeartMother
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Posted - 2005.09.27 19:02:00 -
[68]
TIMP like a Pimp but better
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Svengali
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Posted - 2005.09.29 08:18:00 -
[69]
Sweet another what-we-do post.
Currently I write multiplayer code for Insomniac games, just finished Ratchet&Clank:Deadlocked for teh PS2.
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Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2005.09.29 18:15:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Wanoah
Quote:
amature p-rnstar/webcam wh-re (Daakkon and others of D-C can attest to this) ~*~You can look but not touch Twisted Evil~*~
Is your corp recruiting?
Yes... it is.
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(O.o)
(> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny
Oh! I love the bunny..." |
Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2005.09.29 18:19:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Ryea Eripmav
amature p-rnstar/webcam wh-re (Daakkon and others of D-C can attest to this) ~*~You can look but not touch ~*~ [/list]
So where should I go to buy some? Give me a URL and I'll be one of your biggest customers
Like I said "amature" -no money involved. Ask me ingame for a link. The not so "family friendly" is not something I would post here.
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(O.o)
(> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny
Oh! I love the bunny..." |
Bbllaarrgg
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Posted - 2005.09.29 18:53:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Kazim
Edited by: Kazim on 20/09/2005 23:51:46
Pot smoker extraordinaire!
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Malakai0
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Posted - 2005.09.30 08:31:00 -
[73]
I'm a manager at a drug store chain and a college student (part time).
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2005.09.30 11:01:00 -
[74]
Graphics wizardry for a game company and part-time model for H&M Sweden. 
♥ WGoE ♥ |
Calderio
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Posted - 2005.09.30 15:12:00 -
[75]
i am a wizard
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Dante Rayner
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Posted - 2005.10.01 02:38:00 -
[76]
mob boss
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dantes inferno
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Posted - 2005.10.01 05:56:00 -
[77]
internet site administrator & civil servant
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The Hellion
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Posted - 2005.10.01 11:49:00 -
[78]
heir to a vast fortune, so i dont have to do anything. |
Lone Bear
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Posted - 2005.10.01 12:23:00 -
[79]
Still a student , 1.5y remaining before being a biology teacher in high school. Then I ll be able to welcome my students with a "Yaaar all of you dock at your table and nobody speaks in local"
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Hellraiza666
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Posted - 2005.10.01 12:28:00 -
[80]
jiggalo
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In War There Are No Runners Up...
Image by Denrace |
Denrace
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Posted - 2005.10.01 12:56:00 -
[81]
Student, going to University in one year to study Conceptual Designing for Videogames/Films
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Custom Sigs Made. Convo for details
http://photobucket.com/albums/b4/Denrace/
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swafatwo
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Posted - 2005.10.03 00:13:00 -
[82]
If ya can't tell by looking at the Signature, I Am a Flight Attendant, at Southwest Airlines.
If you see me flying around, I usually wear Blue Polo Shirt and Kaki Pants, and name is Chris, Let me know you play EVE< Ill hook you up with Free Drinks the entire Flight :)
Swafatwo
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BlackKnight
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Posted - 2005.10.03 04:48:00 -
[83]
Im a driver for FedEx ground and it sux :(...work bout 14-16 hours a day
Servent of The Scordite Gods |
Sivalente
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Posted - 2005.10.03 11:08:00 -
[84]
student and fishman on hollidays.
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Burga Galti
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Posted - 2005.10.03 11:51:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Denrace
Student, going to University in one year to study Conceptual Designing for Videogames/Films
Had to post here just because of your sig. Not seen one so witty in a long time.
I'm an engineering student in my final year which means more work, less beer (only 70 units a week now).
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Pain is a way of knowing yourself; Death is the ultimate in self-discovery.
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Earthan
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Posted - 2005.10.03 17:43:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Earthan on 03/10/2005 17:44:17
Edited by: Earthan on 03/10/2005 17:43:28
Nothing to extravagant here, im a programmer.Quite lazy programmer who works as a kind of freelancer, i get projects that i do for companies.Not to brillant not to dumb , get my job done... that is if i dont feel to lazy...and if i need cash...
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A solution to gank/to much dmg.Plz read and reply.Make Eve more tactical!!
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Asstard
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Posted - 2005.10.09 05:10:00 -
[87]
I'm a bloody ********.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2005.10.09 09:19:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Asstard
I'm a bloody ********.
ouch - i think you should get plasters
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This Zig. For great justice!
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Dakath
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Posted - 2005.10.17 23:22:00 -
[89]
In real life I club baby seals for a living.
The pay is not very good, but job satisfaction is high.
1000 baby bunnies were slow-roasted alive to create this signature line.
We Hate Bunny |
Fierce Deity
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Posted - 2005.10.18 04:27:00 -
[90]
leader of my own new religion, involves eating cookies and milk and heavy eve gaming.
------FD------
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Notinpo
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Posted - 2005.10.18 07:51:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Notinpo on 18/10/2005 07:54:18
Wan ker Spanker, Satellite tech. and general good guy
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Dave Scotland
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Posted - 2005.10.18 15:41:00 -
[92]
space cadet. or at least that is what my mates say i am.
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Sonreir
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Posted - 2005.10.18 16:14:00 -
[93]
EPoS Programmer (I program till systems and the like).
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Jalia Kovac
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Posted - 2005.10.18 18:21:00 -
[94]
Originally by: hired goon
I'm Samuel L Jackson and so's my wife!
BELT UP!
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Tsual
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Posted - 2005.10.18 19:21:00 -
[95]
Electronical physics student.
(Though rather bad one.)
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Haanem ulwei, utnazhiram Hal'sha'roh mahiraam Hor'thul.
The Universe is everything, the creation Hal'shah and the destruction Hor'thul.
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Shiraz Merlot
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Posted - 2005.10.20 03:49:00 -
[96]
Principal Engineer for the largest <multinational region here> ISP.
oh, did your blob just suffer lagdeath? =)
*cackle*
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2005.10.20 09:41:00 -
[97]
Well, someone beat me to Rick James, *****.
I am the overnight supervisor in dispatch for a statewide cable company in Maine. And yes, I am "working" right now.
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I lost my parrot
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Rutefly
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Posted - 2005.10.20 10:57:00 -
[98]
My cat made a wierd face the other day, and i swear, it looked like Samuel L Jackson.
So im kinda his manager.
I also do toons. But thats hardly a living. Ive tried, and failed making it a living so many times. (Also dont trust other ppl, they run off with your wwork and dont pay up Other ppl are evil filthy thieves !)
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Pelsson
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Posted - 2005.10.24 02:15:00 -
[99]
"Student" at Noma
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Reptar
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Posted - 2005.10.24 02:55:00 -
[100]
Jedi
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Adhamhnon
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Posted - 2005.10.24 07:18:00 -
[101]
I'm an Internet Content Provider for Adult Media. Which is just a fancy way of saying I'm a ****ographer. (And no I'm not kidding.)
Also a published writer.
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Lok Ta'car
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Posted - 2005.10.24 14:06:00 -
[102]
A student at the Commercial College of Iceland... on the sience stream with emphasis on Computer Programming. I'm gonna be so lazy in the future
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