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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.09.21 01:27:00 -
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The two security apes had found me, their expressions told me that their plan was to use my pelvis as a bongo drum and my spine as an accordion to make their next Matari Punk rock hit.
I lodged my protest to this plan by informing them that I wouldn't submit to physical abuse by him and his husband but my objection was unheeded.
I introduced them to a friend that was close to my heart (A little to the left infact). He made 3 profound arguments and I excused myself from the room.
Will Jackson Hill manage to discover the CCP Secret or will they manage to put him out of business for good!
Will Trevidian from Episode 2067-P ever succeed in becoming a galactic laughing stock.
Tune in next week to find out!
Ceasing reroute
I can't wait!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.09.21 01:27:00 -
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Hey does anyone else watch this show? I'm positively addicted since I started watching it last year.
Well incase you do, here's the teaser for next weeks episode. I know I'm excitced!
Replying from Ammatar Entertainment FTL 30026
Dial C for Caomeaux
Next week, on Everlasting Worlds and Empires. We revisit a Familier face
Name's Hill, Jackson Hill, I'm a private eye. It says so on my door. I routinely hack computer terminals, track marks, and root through garbage..... although I'm not always paid to do that. I gotta eat.
Follow Jackson Hill as he receives his biggest case yet!!
The dame walked in, as dames are want to do when I'm just starting a rolled Caldari Cigar. Caldari. Deteis. Reeked of ISK all over. My kind of perfume. My price just went up 10%. She made herself at home in a chair opposite the desk.
ôJackson hill, I have a case for you.ö She dryly stated.
ôMost people that see me do, Ms....ö I inquired.
ôMs. X, Mr. Hö Typical Caldari, loved her acronyms. I hate them... the acronyms. I added another 5% to my asking price.
ôGood, keep goin' and I'll see if it's worth my time.ö This statement alone allowed me to raise my fee another 10%
ôWell me and several other people in our neighborhood have noticed that our pets keep disappearing. We do not know where they have ended up but we have seen a Caomeaux Cloning Procedures employee wandering around lately. When he showed up is when the animals began missing. I want you to infiltrate their nearby office and see if they have taken our furriers!ö
ôI ain't no pet detective. You can talk to Jonesy down the hall... I think he specializes in spoon fed brats and their lost puppiesö Jonesy was the local gangster runner around here. I enjoyed sending him confused people that wern't worth my time. This dame didn't seem interested though. She frowned and reached into her purse. I thought for a minute that she was going to force the issue and I prepared to have my counter argument ready.
That was not the case however. Instead she tossed 3'000 ISK on my table. The sound of blue back's hitting my table was music to my ears. Old rich dame trick.... works every time. I took the case.
See how clones are really made as Jackson Hill infiltrates the compound!
They have that old phrase that says girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Whereas boys are made of snips and snails and slaver hound tails. After seeing the files for myself. I can safely say both are mostly made of the latter.
I was browsing through the clone files as I tried to find the rich dame's... whatever it was she lost and came across some interesting findings.
Some ôSir. Bobö demanded clones made from the biomass of moles. A recent batch of maggots had arrived for biomassing to be used by an Ushra'Khan's clone.
It got weirder still, entire storehouses of biomassed weasels kept in refrigeration for the clones of the Cap Recharger II Cartel heads.
The most aggressive pilots ensured their clones were made from the glands of a Matari Grass snake. The most helpless pilots had biomassed furry animals as a key ingredient in their clones.
Some others included a certain CRC communications officer having her clone made from pink furriers. A particular Jovian wanted his clone to include bat wings.
Some of the outlaw alliances had the strangest clones. One member demanded his clones now include elephants, so he never forgets to use the spell checker again. Another wanted her clone to include parts of CRC pilot corpses due to some grudge with them.
These people sickened me, I finally found the file with the dame's furrier, turns out it was kidnapped to meet a rush order.
Will he be able to outsmart the goons of Caomeaux Cloning Procedures as they try and stop him from finding out their secret!!!?
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Nakatre Read
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Posted - 2005.09.21 01:45:00 -
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Gets all excited after watching the teaser over and over again
Daaaamn i so want to see it! I'm gonna see if i can't pull some strings and be the first to receive copies of the next...five or so, episodes.
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Nauta Starbane
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Posted - 2005.09.22 05:25:00 -
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 Originally by: Pulgor
I introduced them to a friend that was close to my heart (A little to the left infact). He made 3 profound arguments and I excused myself from the room.
I didn't realize there was Calvinism in the Amarr religion.
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Silver Night
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Posted - 2005.09.22 05:33:00 -
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 Comedy's all in fashion all of a sudden. If its more like this I'm all for it. hilarious. Liked the bit about where the biomass come from.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.09.22 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: Nauta Starbane
Originally by: Pulgor
I introduced them to a friend that was close to my heart (A little to the left infact). He made 3 profound arguments and I excused myself from the room.
I didn't realize there was Calvinism in the Amarr religion.
Actually Jackson Hill is a caldari.
But anyways, I'm glad someone saw the reference, good job!
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Herko Kerghans
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Posted - 2005.09.23 04:06:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
The two security apes had found me, their expressions told me that their plan was to use my pelvis as a bongo drum and my spine as an accordion to make their next Matari Punk rock hit.
Call me simple, but that scene makes me laugh every time!
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