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StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 130	Posted - 2013.04.19 11:42:00 - [1] - Quote Dear ladies and gentlemen of crime & punishment, Dear ladies and gentlemen of GÇÿnot so scoundrelsGÇÖ, former targets asked us if we-¦d show them how highsec wars in general and merc-day-to-day business works. So we thought about running out a GÇ£classGÇ¥. You-¦ll learn what it means to hunt in highsec - and how to avoid getting toasted. Saying this means you-¦ll also learn how a merc works - and thus you-¦ll also get known to make a mercs hunt less fun (while you-¦re on the recieving side). "scedule" will contain subjects like: "know your target", "how to find targets" and so on. Some more specific knowledge like "the art of suiciding (for profit or assassination contracts)". Pretty much everything can be covered related to the profession of highsec-dweller (just don-¦t expect mining operations). There will be a small theory-part every "lesson" (with compact information upfront via evemail). The practical part will outlast the theory by far (learning by doing). We might also go on a roam in lowsec - it all depends on what the class is up to. Why we think we are capable of this: kane.killmail.org StoneCold.eve-kill.net Somali.killmail.org 'Details': - size of class is limited due to my herpderp corp skills - will last as long as you like to stay - costs: 300m Minimum requriremnts: - be able to pilot at least 1 combat-able ship (resonable t1 frig with warp disruptor / scrambler) will do to get started. - only fly what you can afford to lose - willingness to learn (if you don-¦t: just send the isk as donation and don-¦t occupy a slot) - for optimal learning process you will have to join the "House of sparrows" - you need "guidance", but none to hold your hand - additional pro: beeing able to run locator agents can save you loads of isk (and make you shine in your group) If you-¦re interrested and want on the "contact when available"-list, send me please an eve-mail (just DON-¦T send isk without a talk) Additional info: (sort of Q/A) Q: Why do you charge fee? A: Simply because a wardec cost isk. If the corpwallets turns (to) fat and healthy we might start a ship reimbursement. Q: Why do you run a school? A: It turns out that some of our closest eve friends are ex-wartargets. And according to them there is a market. Filling market needs is good, aye? Q: U-¦re bad at forums. A: I know. Q: I know allready a lot of stuff but I-¦m looking for a corp. A: Feel free to join the class. If we invite the "top of of the class" into Somali or not is not yet decided (but it-¦s on the table). Q: You can-¦t be always around. How do you guarantee that you even teach us? A: I-¦m going to setup a corp bulletin with all needed links so you can find all information all the time. Corp mails will contain the 'theoretical stuff'. As fighting in large gangs is not what you-¦re going to learn here you-¦re encouraged to organise yourself in small (2 - 4)combat groups. Q: I have no idea how pvp works. I also don-¦t want to risk real isk on the process of learning. HALP ME! A: No problem at all. We realy teach you the way you like (including risk-free lessons on Singularity if that-¦s what you looking for). Q: I heared Kane is a cannibal and you are a ne'er-do-well/scoundrel/whatever. I don-¦t dare to participate in your class. A: Besides from public assumption Kane and me are 'normal' people (whatever that means). With jobs, family and everything else. And to be honest: the group of "our kind" of people is way more relaxed then 'them others' (ingame). For Questions please contact me ingame or via evemail. Mentors available in german and english. For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 130	Posted - 2013.04.19 11:42:00 - [2] - Quote Please check Crime & Punishment for updates. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=226942&find=unread For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
J'Poll The Fiction Factory Tribal Band 2078	Posted - 2013.04.19 12:30:00 - [3] - Quote And.....reported for illegal recruitment post When a WoW player leaves to return to WoW, the avg. IQ of both games rises. Professional Forum Thread locker.
Cannibal Kane Somali Coast Guard Authority 1666	Posted - 2013.04.19 12:33:00 - [4] - Quote Apologies, We did not know we are not allowed to offer newbro's something in here. or rather did not check the rules of this section before I asked Stone to post it here as well. ISD/GM can you please close this thread. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS
J'Poll The Fiction Factory Tribal Band 2078	Posted - 2013.04.19 12:37:00 - [5] - Quote Read rules first before you do something. Saves you possivle trouble with the law enforcers (ISD or GMs in this case) When a WoW player leaves to return to WoW, the avg. IQ of both games rises. Professional Forum Thread locker.
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 130	Posted - 2013.04.19 12:41:00 - [6] - Quote J'Poll wrote: And.....reported for illegal recruitment post We don-¦t recruit - we offer a service for our newbros which involves learning about a gamemechanic which needs to be in a player run corp. If it-¦s ruled by ccp to not be posted here - so be it. EDIT: there even is no sticky rules thread - or am i fooled by my eyes? For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
Forest Archer Explorer Corps Polarized. 40	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:04:00 - [7] - Quote Yes there are stickies at the top of every forum. Always willing to help all you have to do is ask, though if your in the other fleet I may not help the way you want. Just a heads up.
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 130	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:11:00 - [8] - Quote Aye, there are. Every other forum got a sticky named "Forum rules". I just can-¦t see one in 'newbros' EDIT: There is (sticky-wise): - Buddy invites and rewards from other players - Tutorial Suggestions - How to upgrade trial accounts - What should i do when i spot RMT ([...]) - ISD Seminars - EVE New Citizens Q&A Resources For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 130	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:15:00 - [9] - Quote J'Poll wrote: Read rules first before you do something. Saves you possivle trouble with the law enforcers (ISD or GMs in this case) I pretty much think i m save from any sort of trouble as this char turns 10 years in a couple days and i m without a single warning yet. Also: there is no sticky for forum rules in ' EVE New Citizens Q&A'. So maybe you should read the stickies before you point someone to the rules. For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
J'Poll The Fiction Factory Tribal Band 2078	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:32:00 - [10] - Quote StoneCold wrote: J'Poll wrote: And.....reported for illegal recruitment post We don-¦t recruit - we offer a service for our newbros which involves learning about a gamemechanic which needs to be in a player run corp. If it-¦s ruled by ccp to not be posted here - so be it. EDIT: there even is no sticky rules thread - or am i fooled by my eyes? Services are ONLY allowed in the marketplace part of the forums. Recruitement ONLY in the recruitment part. Both of these rules are really clear listed in the GENERAL forum rules. Failing read those is not the fault of those who did. When a WoW player leaves to return to WoW, the avg. IQ of both games rises. Professional Forum Thread locker.
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 132	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:34:00 - [11] - Quote And where exactly did you read that? For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
Cannibal Kane Somali Coast Guard Authority 1666	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:38:00 - [12] - Quote J'Poll wrote: StoneCold wrote: J'Poll wrote: And.....reported for illegal recruitment post We don-¦t recruit - we offer a service for our newbros which involves learning about a gamemechanic which needs to be in a player run corp. If it-¦s ruled by ccp to not be posted here - so be it. EDIT: there even is no sticky rules thread - or am i fooled by my eyes? Services are ONLY allowed in the marketplace part of the forums. Recruitement ONLY in the recruitment part. Both of these rules are really clear listed in the GENERAL forum rules. Failing read those is not the fault of those who did. And yes. Every new player has 300mil for your scam....oh wait... Sorry J'Poll I went through the forums rules http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Forum_rules I see no mention of what you talk about. ISD/GM please remove this Ankle biting troll from this thread, clean it, or remove it if it breaks the rules of these forums please. J'Poll, i think your awesome for doing what you do in these parts of the forums but all your doing now seems a bit much here. If I am in the wrong I will apologize otherwise stay out of this thread. Your yapping to report this post will have a GM here shortly and they will remove it if it needs to be removed. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS
StoneCold Somali Coast Guard Authority 132	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:41:00 - [13] - Quote J'Poll wrote: [quote=StoneCold][quote=J'Poll] [...] And yes. Every new player has 300mil for your scam....oh wait... Ah, now i understand. Someone touched you and you-¦re afraid there are more people getting trained in touching you? Am i right? For Hire Psychotic Monk for CSM
Cannibal Kane Somali Coast Guard Authority 1666	Posted - 2013.04.19 13:55:00 - [14] - Quote J'Poll wrote: And yes. Every new player has 300mil for your scam....oh wait... On that note... I find the practice of newbro's being scammed abhorrent. And i detest the fact that you would even accuse me of it. This thread has been completely derailed by your caterwauling of it's attended purpose and as a result I will ask ISD to close it and if we are allowed to create a new one if that is ok? "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS

ISD Etetia ISD STAR 80	Posted - 2013.04.19 14:12:00 - [15] - Quote No recruitment in New Citizens category, thank you Thread locked ISD Etetia Commander ISD STAR


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