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Lady Areola Fappington
New Order Logistics CODE.
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Posted - 2013.05.02 12:28:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:
Forum trolls attack, but the pirate king is still a joke. Holeysheet1 for csm9....I have a platform of bullsheet just like the pirate king. free plexes for all and a vindicator, and moon mins in high sec. VOTE FOR HOLEYSHEET1 for csm9
Having gone back and read all of your posts, reviewing your countless well-versed and educated prose on a variety of EVE subjects, I have to say I totally understand you. You "get" Eve in a way nobody else has. Your amazing grasp of all the important aspects of this game we share leaves me stunned and speechless.
The polite, but never argumentative debates you have simply proves you are the person my next CSM votes should go to.
There's just one tiny problem. No monocle. The monocle is the one item that proves, without a doubt, the authenticity and awesomeness the holder has. You don't have one. My vote goes to Monk. Better luck next time, my iskless uneducated friend. Don't worry miners, I'm here to help!
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Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective
332
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Posted - 2013.05.02 12:47:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:The title of this thread is a joke, like the author.
His ego must be weighing him down. Didnt i pop you in a nub ship a few days ago....pirate king? LMFAO. Wet bag of hot air would be more appropriate.
I guess no csm for the pirate king either. LOL
Boycotting fail thread Forum trolls attack, but the pirate king is still a joke. Holeysheet1 for csm9....I have a platform of bullsheet just like the pirate king. free plexes for all and a vindicator, and moon mins in high sec. VOTE FOR HOLEYSHEET1 for csm9
I actually think Holeysheet1 for CSM would be awesome. CSM is pretty useless anyway. I would probably vote for him just as a big "**** you" to the whole process. And it would be pretty funny to imagine the looks on everybody's faces when he showed up in Iceland across the table from guys like Teg and Trebor. Of course, CCP would never actually allow that to happen, but it is fun to think about. Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
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Kaire Koschuken
GeneSia-IRC Interstellar Online Network
12
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Posted - 2013.05.03 04:10:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:The title of this thread is a joke, like the author.
His ego must be weighing him down. Didnt i pop you in a nub ship a few days ago....pirate king? LMFAO. Wet bag of hot air would be more appropriate.
I guess no csm for the pirate king either. LOL
Boycotting fail thread Forum trolls attack, but the pirate king is still a joke. Holeysheet1 for csm9....I have a platform of bullsheet just like the pirate king. free plexes for all and a vindicator, and moon mins in high sec. VOTE FOR HOLEYSHEET1 for csm9
Oh my gosh, I read all about you and you still exist. Why do you still exist? I don't see any text that wasn't obviously typed with your feet. I think I'd sooner put Trebor back on the ballot than see you have any position of authority anywhere. Please stop trying and failing to troll the Pirate King. Instead, you should be inviting him to your corporation to award him a medal for how great he is. |

HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
192
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Posted - 2013.05.03 04:37:00 -
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Kaire Koschuken wrote:[quote=HoleySheet1][quote=HoleySheet1]
Oh my gosh, I read all about you and you still exist. Why do you still exist? I don't see any text that wasn't obviously typed with your feet. I think I'd sooner put Trebor back on the ballot than see you have any position of authority anywhere. Please stop trying and succeeding to Pirate the Troll King.
I'm sorry to have hijacked this fail post. Please change the subject. Its about ...um whoever. Many malicious webpages and other personal attacks of slanderous lies were made about me. Rehashed dozens of times and warped through several different forums..i still come out shiny. Check my many heroic exploits on Eve Kill today! Unlike Psychotic monkeys's use of game mechanic exploits...when it was still an option.
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Kaire Koschuken
Aliastra Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.05.03 06:07:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Kaire Koschuken wrote:[quote=HoleySheet1][quote=HoleySheet1]
Oh my gosh, I read all about you and you still exist. Why do you still exist? I don't see any text that wasn't obviously typed with your feet. I think I'd sooner put Trebor back on the ballot than see you have any position of authority anywhere. Please stop trying and succeeding to Pirate the Troll King. I'm sorry to have hijacked this fail post. Please change the subject. Its about ...um whoever. Many malicious webpages and other personal attacks of slanderous lies were made about me. Rehashed dozens of times and warped through several different forums..i still come out shiny. Check my many heroic exploits on Eve Kill today! Unlike Psychotic monkeys's use of game mechanic exploits...when it was still an option.
You complain of lies and slander about you whilst editing a "quoted" post. I'm not sure you understand it, but let it suffice to say that you're suckling your toes again.
Also, I read some logs of your chats, and...well, thank you for the fine, hilarious reading material. I still don't understand why you think you're some irreplaceable, forward thinker. You don't do anything particularly interesting. You just..well, blow hard. Yes. It took me a while to think of an adequate title, but that's it. I, the Strawberry King of New Eden, do dub thee Holeysheet1, Lord of the Blowhards. |

Jay Joringer
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
140
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Posted - 2013.05.03 07:47:00 -
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Kaire Koschuken wrote:You just..well, blow hard. Yes. It took me a while to think of an adequate title, but that's it. I, the Strawberry King of New Eden, do dub thee Holeysheet1, Lord of the Blowhards.
Let's not be too hasty here. We've been discussing the CSM here, and I think the bestowing of such titles should be a similarly democratic process.
With that in mind, +1 vote from me. The Enigma Blogject-á |

rswfire
Firesworn Incorporated Firesworn Nation
61
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Posted - 2013.05.03 08:59:00 -
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Psychotic Monk,
We had an aspiring awoxer in our corp get murdered today. He's just a kid though and he could really use some guidance. I encourage you to reach out to him (Jor Erkja) so he can learn from those that have a real gift for this sort of game play. While I don't necessarily condone this kind of behavior, I do consider it a genuine part of Eve culture, and he's a good kid at heart. Perhaps you'd be willing to help him out.
Fire
(This really is a legitimately sincere message. ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAz0aWEzpw http://www.firesworn.com/index.php?/topic/69-about-firesworn-nation/
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Sabriz Adoudel
AWOXalypse
302
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Posted - 2013.05.03 10:29:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:The title of this thread is a joke, like the author.
His ego must be weighing him down. Didnt i pop you in a nub ship a few days ago....pirate king? LMFAO. Wet bag of hot air would be more appropriate.
I guess no csm for the pirate king either. LOL
Boycotting fail thread Forum trolls attack, but the pirate king is still a joke. Holeysheet1 for csm9....I have a platform of bullsheet just like the pirate king. free plexes for all and a vindicator, and moon mins in high sec. VOTE FOR HOLEYSHEET1 for csm9
Contract me the Vindicator and the PLEX (preferably in Dodixie 9_20 but I'm easy on this) and you will get my vote next year. I'll still support Monk, but I can be bribed. AWOXalypse is coming! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2898431 Buy shares: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=226618 An enemy is a friend you stab in the front. |

Cenis Pheese
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.05.03 11:49:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:The title of this thread is a joke, like the author.
His ego must be weighing him down.
Too... much... hypocrisy... does... not... compute.
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Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics
9
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Posted - 2013.05.03 14:01:00 -
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I see some people here do not know the definition of piracy.
According to the Oxford Dictionary piracy is defined as: "the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.". So technically, piracy is impossible in EVE as there is no in-game environment that can be classified as "sea".
Wikipedia seems to be a tiny bit more flexible in this area: "Piracy is typically an act of robbery or criminal violence at sea."
When one extends this definition to include space, most of the activities described can be classified as "space piracy".
Proof (excuse my repetition):
For an act to be classified as space piracy, it has to include either robbing a third party or have some other form of criminal violence in space.
- Nullsec pirates shoot at third parties (although this can not be classified as an act of criminal violence), and also rob when there is something to rob. This satisfies both requirements, making it an act of piracy.
- Lowsec pirates shoot at third parties, and also rob when there is something to rob. This satisfies both requirements, making it an act of piracy.
- Highsec awoxers shoot at third parties (although this can not be classified as an act of criminal violence), and also rob when there is something to rob. This satisfies at least one of the two requirements, making it an act of piracy.
- Highsec gankers shoot at third parties, and also rob when there is something to rob. This satisfies both requirements, making it an act of piracy.
QED.
Conclusion and tl;dr: You're all pirates so shut up and go blow up more ships.  |
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Lenda Shinhwa
New Order Logistics CODE.
2
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Posted - 2013.05.03 15:06:00 -
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Can we stop arguing about who is and who isn't a pirate and get back to stealing ships in Jita and raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer our weasely black guts out? |

Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
8150
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:50:00 -
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Jake Patton wrote:snipAccording to the Oxford Dictionary piracy is defined as: " the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.". So technically, piracy is impossible in EVE as there is no in-game environment that can be classified as "sea". Wikipedia seems to be a tiny bit more flexible in this area: " Piracy is typically an act of robbery or criminal violence at sea." When one extends this definition to include space, most of the activities described can be classified as "space piracy". snipConclusion and tl;dr: You're all pirates so shut up and go blow up more ships.  Space in Eve is technically liquid, it most certainly is not space as we know it in real life, ergo space in Eve can be classified as a sea, because it certainly acts like a large body of water. It's known as a submarine simulator for good reason. 
You're right though, piracy covers many things, including the activities of the OP as well as those of the lowsec guys.
A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |

Reppyk
Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD.
413
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Posted - 2013.05.03 18:35:00 -
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rswfire wrote:Psychotic Monk, We had an aspiring awoxer in our corp get murdered today. He's just a kid though and he could really use some guidance. I encourage you to reach out to him (Jor Erkja) so he can learn from those that have a real gift for this sort of game play. While I don't necessarily condone this kind of behavior, I do consider it a genuine part of Eve culture, and he's a good kid at heart. Perhaps you'd be willing to help him out. Fire (This really is a legitimately sincere message. ) http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15990483
You need a fitting manager too or you got enough attention today ?  I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. -áI AM A LOWSEC GANKER, HIGHSEC SCUM, NULLSEC BASTARD, WORMHOLE INVADER. Welcome to, welcome to, welcome to my scramble. GÖÑ |

rswfire
Firesworn Productions
66
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Posted - 2013.05.03 22:22:00 -
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Reppyk wrote:rswfire wrote:Psychotic Monk, We had an aspiring awoxer in our corp get murdered today. He's just a kid though and he could really use some guidance. I encourage you to reach out to him (Jor Erkja) so he can learn from those that have a real gift for this sort of game play. While I don't necessarily condone this kind of behavior, I do consider it a genuine part of Eve culture, and he's a good kid at heart. Perhaps you'd be willing to help him out. Fire (This really is a legitimately sincere message. ) http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15990483 You need a fitting manager too or you got enough attention today ? 
I love it when people post that fit. :)
Context matters, but thank you for sharing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAz0aWEzpw http://www.firesworn.com/index.php?/topic/69-about-firesworn-nation/
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Xuixien
Perkone Caldari State
256
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Posted - 2013.05.03 22:28:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:CSM have suggested, with a straight face that wardecs be removed from the game.
What.
Link.
Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
218
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Posted - 2013.05.04 00:15:00 -
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I recently went ratting in low-sec just to try something other than high-sec, trying to find good loot. I came back with metal scraps, some hybrid ammo, and some cargo scanners. |

Diego Luiz
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.06 08:21:00 -
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Even in real life, pirates don't go hi water, else they won't survived the high seas, mostly they go lo to mid water. In somalia most pirates uses fast small boats with tons of fuel and guns. so not gonna happen. Just eave the hisec for wardec/gankers/scammers/awoxers/FW. DROLL!   
You didn't win for one reason, people know IRL again 'monks' are pychopats.
o7 |

Lyrrashae
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
419
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Posted - 2013.05.07 05:38:00 -
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/Sigh...such a great thread ruined by such myopic selfishness of the self-styled "+¬lite." Is this all the EVE-community is now?
Right, now then:
The definition of piracy in any practical sense is much, much more broad than "I R BLINKY-BLINKY PIWWATE! FEER MEH!!11ONEONE" That is pure semantic games for self-justification, no more, no less.
In practical terms, what PsychMonk does is (space-)piracy, in the truest sense of the word:
Robbing the un-prepared/unsuspecting for profit and/or lols whilst minimising their risk and maximising their potential gain. The true pirate is pragmatic, and couldn't care less about "space Bushido."
By practical definition --which, of necessity, must be broad, as no two contexts in which piracy can happen in a game as deep as EVE are ever exactly alike-- a street-mugger and a bank-robber are also a type of pirate.
Where are the street-mugger (for EVE: SuiGanker), the bank-robber (Ransoming ninja-baiter among others, if those can even still exist :/), the grifter (AWOX), the confidence-trickster (AWOX again, and scams of almost any type) going to go?
Where the potential profit is greatest, that is, where the most targets are -- this, like it or not, will always be hisec. All the more so because all too many hisec targets think that they don't have to be pro-active about their own defense: That much less risk, that much more potential gain. Nothing wrong, and a great many things right with this, in the mind of a practical/rational pirate.
His Artful Deviousnes didn't make it in. Damn, that makes little Lyrra haz a sad :(
Macalnis getting in is a good thing overall though, I think.
Run again next year, Monk, you are needed.
Oh and to the self-righteous thinks-he's-black-but-is-really-white knight above nattering on about "defenseless" hisec corps:
They are not defenseless. At all. They choose to leave themselves defenseless. Big difference in a universe where choice/consequence actually matter.
In ira, veritas. |

Psychotic Monk
Arctic Experiments
1220
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Posted - 2013.05.07 05:46:00 -
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Lyrrashae wrote: Run again next year, Monk
If you keep fighting I will. Monk for CSM Belligerent Undesirables Blog. |

Small Beer
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.05.07 08:36:00 -
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Q: Why are pirates, pirates?
A: Because they arrrrrrrrr. |
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Sir SmokesABunch
My L1ttl3 Pwny
34
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Posted - 2013.05.07 11:33:00 -
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This is a joke right?
Psychotic Punk can take some lessons from me. He just is an exploit user..past/present....don't care. As for csm, we need a liar and cheater in there....vote psychotic monk.. Even though he would be laughed away from any serious discussion about the future of eve. Holeysheet1...now there's CSM9 material, A hi-sec warlord. Psychotic punk is all talk and exploits. |

admiral root
Red Galaxy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
517
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Posted - 2013.05.07 13:31:00 -
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Sir SmokesABunch wrote:This is a joke right?
Psychotic Punk can take some lessons from me. He just is an exploit user..past/present....don't care. As for csm, we need a liar and cheater in there....vote psychotic monk.. Even though he would be laughed away from any serious discussion about the future of eve. Holeysheet1...now there's CSM9 material, A hi-sec warlord. Psychotic punk is all talk and exploits.
You seem rather mad. If you have proof that Monk is using exploits then you should be filing a petition with the GMs, not whining on the forum. Protip: awoxing isn't an exploit. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |
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