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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:43:00 -
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you start training skills to 5 alphabetically |
DSpite Culhach
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
88
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:49:00 -
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... the song "A B C" by Jackson five came on and I heard "A B C ... it's as easy as 1 2 3" and I thought to myself "wait a minute, Arkanor, Bistot, and Crokite are only in Null Sec, surely they are not THAT easy"
... I hear the beeping of a reversing truck and think that the car I'm in is critical shields.
... I see a transport truck drive by and consider ganking it at the next set of red lights.
I suddenly woke up thinking I had a nightmare, then remembered I can't even fly Amarr Battleships.
I add bits to this when I'm bored https://www.dropbox.com/s/foijsawsqolarom/EVE_Online.html |
Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
Joint Venture Conglomerate
555
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Posted - 2013.04.30 04:16:00 -
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... when my wife, who does not play EVE whatsoever, is telling me "it's Monday" and therefore my POS's need fuelling ... 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
60
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Posted - 2013.04.30 04:37:00 -
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I briefly considered going into the Coast Guard, now that I'm out the Army.... just because of all the jokes I could make about serving aboard a noobship....
Who wants to bet I won't paint "VELATOR" on my cutter?
If I am logged onto TQ, I'm probably drunk. You've been warned. |
Flamespar
Woof Club
561
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Posted - 2013.04.30 04:54:00 -
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when the door to your house won't open
I can post on a forum, therefore I represent everyone. |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar
Nulli Legio
382
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Posted - 2013.04.30 04:59:00 -
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Rovinia wrote:ShahFluffers wrote:Harry Forever wrote:sometimes i drink a beer while playing but with eve i always forget about that, the beer just stands there waiting for my attention Whatever you do, don't use a sodastream to make it fizzy again! lol, how did it turn out? Sorry for offtopic, but if i don't get an answer, i have to try it myselfe 
You would put a beer in a sodastream!?
I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
62
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Posted - 2013.04.30 05:13:00 -
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Christopher AET wrote:Rovinia wrote:ShahFluffers wrote:Harry Forever wrote:sometimes i drink a beer while playing but with eve i always forget about that, the beer just stands there waiting for my attention Whatever you do, don't use a sodastream to make it fizzy again! lol, how did it turn out? Sorry for offtopic, but if i don't get an answer, i have to try it myselfe You would put a beer in a sodastream!?
I wonder if I'll have better luck with rum?
If I am logged onto TQ, I'm probably drunk. You've been warned. |
Angang Ostus
Shooting Red Crosses
63
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Posted - 2013.04.30 06:29:00 -
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terzho wrote:When you use the word roflstomp in day-to-day conversation.
lmao |
Angang Ostus
Shooting Red Crosses
63
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Posted - 2013.04.30 06:32:00 -
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When you think about how to prepare for situations in terms of fittings. |
Steveir
Hagukure
Disturbed Acquaintance
51
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Posted - 2013.04.30 06:34:00 -
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You start telling your wife another really really funny Eve story - and her eyes glaze over with the "I have no idea what the f^c% your are talking about, but quickest way out of this situation is to smile and try an laugh at the punch line". |
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Iudicium Vastus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.04.30 06:43:00 -
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When you and your friends have to drive through any ghetto areas you tell them to lock the doors because "We're in lowsec" |
Jove Angel
Jove Logistics
8
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Posted - 2013.04.30 07:29:00 -
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When you turn the computer on to check the met office weather and actually log onto eve and undock |
Brawyn78
4 Marketeers
Rura-Penthe
26
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Posted - 2013.04.30 08:19:00 -
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When the domain name you bought for a business becomes an EVE related site .... and you spend enough time on it that you wish you could use it in a job interview .... http://www.caedwards.net |
Dasola
Rookie Empire Citizens
Rookie Empire
171
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Posted - 2013.04.30 08:38:00 -
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... when you start wondering didint we just have this thread recently. 
We are Minmatar, Our ship are made of scraps, but look what our scraps can do... |
EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
268
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Posted - 2013.04.30 09:40:00 -
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When you hear about miners trapped in a mine for 80 days and think, they should of moved to nullsec where its safe. |
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Arkhon Industries
Solarmark Coalition
7
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Posted - 2013.04.30 09:41:00 -
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Iudicium Vastus wrote:When you and your friends have to drive through any ghetto areas you tell them to lock the doors because "We're in lowsec"
fit a 1600mm tungsten and u'll be fine. o wait, did u drive a tank or......
RIP Iron Lady |
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Arkhon Industries
Solarmark Coalition
7
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Posted - 2013.04.30 09:43:00 -
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EvEa Deva wrote:When you hear about miners trapped in a mine for 80 days and think, they should of moved to nullsec where its safe.
isnt it they should have mined a short path and warped out? (j/k)
RIP Iron Lady |
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
451
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Posted - 2013.04.30 09:49:00 -
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You don't really have to play a whole lot to start seeing dreams of you gatecrashing. |
Mr M
Agony Unleashed
232
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Posted - 2013.04.30 10:06:00 -
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When you see yet another of these threads, but instead of thinking "Not another one?" you silently hast started to enjoy them again.
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EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
269
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Posted - 2013.04.30 10:12:00 -
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ZAKURELL0 LINDA wrote:EvEa Deva wrote:When you hear about miners trapped in a mine for 80 days and think, they should of moved to nullsec where its safe. isnt it they should have mined a short path and warped out? (j/k)
Or you think 80 days huh they must be bots
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Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
236
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Posted - 2013.04.30 10:15:00 -
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Whenever I gaze up at the stars, I long to hear, "Warp Drive Activated"... |
Nashuar Attor
Atomic Production
Moose Alliance
15
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Posted - 2013.04.30 10:46:00 -
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When you hear on the news that some football teams have been tanking and you wonder whether they are shield or armor. |
Zetrick
Rock Huggers Inc
12
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Posted - 2013.04.30 11:12:00 -
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When you hold the push to talk button to talk to the people around you  |
Velicitia
Nex Exercitus
1437
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Posted - 2013.04.30 12:02:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:When people refer to the CCCP, your brain removes a C and you think about EVE and CCP instead of a brutal Soviet dictatorship.
or BOB ... IIRC, their original ticker was CCCP (since they're gonna take your Cookies, Cake, Cream, and Pie). CCP wasn't too happy with that.
One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia |
Arrs Grazznic
Poena Executive Solutions
123
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Posted - 2013.05.01 15:54:00 -
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Velicitia wrote:Fredfredbug4 wrote:When people refer to the CCCP, your brain removes a C and you think about EVE and CCP instead of a brutal Soviet dictatorship. or BOB ... IIRC, their original ticker was CCCP (since they're gonna take your Cookies, Cake, Cream, and Pie). CCP wasn't too happy with that.
CCP were originally CCCP -- Crucial Crowd Control Productions. Somewhere along the lines one of the 'C's got dropped. |
Danni stark
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Posted - 2013.05.01 15:54:00 -
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you browse one of these threads and there's no original content.
Yay, this account hasn't had it's signature banned. or it's account, if you're reading this. |
Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
152
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Posted - 2013.05.01 15:56:00 -
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You have seen threads like this at least 10 times before.
Ronald Reagan: I do not like Sweden, they support communism.
Minister: Sir, but Sweden are anti-communist, Sir.-á
Ronald Reagan: I do not care what kind of communists they are. |
Esharan
Dissident Aggressors
Mordus Angels
25
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Posted - 2013.05.01 15:59:00 -
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You've seen this exact same thread prob 100+ times. |
Niko medes
Sonoran Shadow
28
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Posted - 2013.05.01 16:03:00 -
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You hear the lock on target sirens when you aren't playing EVE Online |
Ankari Lytaken
Inept Astronomics
2
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Posted - 2013.05.01 16:09:00 -
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In the news they just said "Energy bills will be going down" and I was like "no way, I saw the graphs, ice is way up" before I realized my mistake.
Quote:You hear the lock on target sirens when you aren't playing EVE Online
Did you see that new EVE intro movie? When the signal for hull damage went off in the trailer, I frantically alt-tabbed to try and find my EVE client that I had no doubt forgotten about again. :/ |
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