Acolite
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Posted - 2005.10.06 03:51:00 -
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Here I am, a Amarrian with a dream. A dream of the total rule of EVE.
Now I was wondering, how am i going to be dictator of EVE? I thought about it for awhile, slept on it and now im writing it down:
1) We need to rethink drones. Sure drones are handy and all but if I want to be dictator of EVE I need more then just handy. The definition of a drone is a mindless body following orders ( at least in my dictionary ). So lets make them blow-up more. We need kamakazi drones. That really doesnt need more explaning.
We also need loot gathers. As supreme ruler of EVE i dont have time to collect loot, but it kills me everytime I leave a canister behind knowing that that can could of hold the key to my victory.
Now while I was sleeping I thought of another handy tool. "Jammer Drones". I hate it when I never have the mid-slots to fit my disrupters/webs so we should bring out the Jammers.
Now im sure some of you thought of this one too, repair drones. Drones that give you the extra little boost you need to just totaly dominate.
2)We should bring out the Terreformer Ships. Now as your Supreme ruler i'll need a planet, not just some station. Terreformer Ships will let you colonize a planet, making it your little paradise in the depths. Of course this would be a huge area in the game so im not to chocked up about this.
3) As dicator of EVE I demand to close the local/corp tab.
4) Stations could use a mega overhaul. For instance, the gallente silo bug: fix it. Also I read somewhere about naming stations, that would just kick ass. On your little death mail that you would get from warping into the middle of a large station you will see "Killed by Satin's Palace". Also decorations. I want my station to have spikes coming out everywhere, mabye even some broken ships lying around to scare people into obidence for my complete domination.
5) More ships, not those Titans or Dreads, but little ships like frigates.
*** Now let me bring in mind that this will cost EVE lots of bandwith so as future ruler I demand everyone pitch in $100. ***
6) A planet killer. I mean want have they done for us (except for future colonization, read above). I want to stop warping into these giant spheres in the sky. Note this will also make many many more astroid belts.
Last but still probably my least cared about:
7) A new faction to kill. Not a Faction that is dying out like the Angles but a new one that will accually kick ass.
Any good comments go ahead and post them. Any bad comments go die.
Acolite
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