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Doom Generation
THE H0NEYBADGER
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Posted - 2013.05.13 22:19:00 -
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Wanna join THE H0NEYBADGER? See if we care.
A little about us:
We're a smallish, tight-knit wormhole alliance that's in it for the gudfites and the funtimes. We specialize in disorganized, balls-out, cluster-poodling of enemy ships, our own ships, and sleeper npcs. This alliance is fuelled by the forces of Murphy's Law. We also understand that Murphy's Law applies in RL as well, so if you got three screaming children dangling from your earlobes, no worries, we understand (just don't let them scream into comms, or I'll cook them into a pie).
We're currently expanding our operations into bigger, bolder, shinier, explodier operations. We're looking for both individuals and corporations who are interested in getting into the wonders of WH space.
If you don't have any experience in WHs, that's fine, we'll show you the ropes. We do however require you to meet the following standards:
Technical requirements:
- can fly a t2 fitted t3 cruiser
- can probe or has a probe alt
- mumble
- microphone
- english speaking alliance, but we ain't no haters
Personality requirements:
- you must have a "can-do attitude"
- you must not be a "sour-sally"
- you must not give ANY shirts about KB stats.
- you must not afraid to lose ships, because you will, and lots of them.
If you're interested in taking the plunge into adventure, mischief, laughter and tears, YAARRs and YEEEELLLPPs, OH YEA's and OH NO's, all while being located in some strange alternate dimension that batcaves you to a new adventure every 16 hours, send me a mail.
Inquiries may be made directly to me. Send me a mail, shoot me a convo, or come hang in our public channel "THE H0NEYBADGER". |
Glyndi
Spartan Shipyards
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Posted - 2013.05.13 23:13:00 -
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I support this message.
And its THE H0NEYBADGER with a zero... |
Kenton Maa
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Posted - 2013.05.13 23:20:00 -
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I for one am especially looking forward to EU/AZ (aka; 'daytime' for North American) players. |
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Doom Generation
THE H0NEYBADGER
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Posted - 2013.05.14 19:23:00 -
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Recruitment still open! Receive FREE sexual favours from Glyndi when you apply today! |
Glyndi
Spartan Shipyards
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Posted - 2013.05.14 22:55:00 -
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I guess...if that's what it takes. |
Rufis Malone
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Posted - 2013.05.15 02:21:00 -
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Our recruitment criteria are like Glyndi's bumhole, loose. Come and join for good times! |
Rufis Malone
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Posted - 2013.05.15 02:26:00 -
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PS: THE H0NEYBADGER is not to be mistaken with those no talent ass clowns who call themselves a coalition. Not that I really give a **** about them anyway.... |
Sicks
Doom Generation
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Posted - 2013.05.16 00:48:00 -
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Still Recruiting! Join pub-chat "THE H0NEYBADGER" and be coerced! |
Glyndi
Spartan Shipyards
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Posted - 2013.05.19 07:07:00 -
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Glyndi's hole can still fit more...keep the apps coming :) |
Sicks
Doom Generation
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:53:00 -
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Everyone not in this alliance is missing the party. Flying with us is like washing your hair with Herbal Elements for Men.
Still recruiting, I'm online now
Chat me up like ya don't know how. |
Sicks
Doom Generation
THE H0NEYBADGER
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Posted - 2013.05.23 05:31:00 -
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THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING.
Public channel: THE H0NEYBADGER
*with a zero --------------^
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