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BolsterBomb
Dirkistan
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Posted - 2011.10.20 03:40:00 -
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Warning Warning.
DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP / ALLIANCE
Raining Doom / Dirkistan
If you enjoy being raged at cursed at and belittled join this corp
If you enjoy a FC making a stupid call and asking everyone else to join in on his death join this corp
If you enjoy corp mates jamming you during combat join this corp
If you enjoy flying with an FC (Captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how each sec system works join this corp
If you want to fly with an FC (captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how ships work join this corp
Dont join this corp. Captin Dirka who is in charge of the "recruitment corp" is willing to put other pilots ships in place of his own to save himself. He expects pilots to do the impossible (instapop)
If you are curious if this is a simple emo rage I will tell you the story of a ******** fc.
Once upon a time on a roam from N5Y we were sitting on a gate and NC rolled up and blobed the gate. I was flying a blackbird along with two other mates one flying a falcon the other a griffin. The falcon pilot joyfully jammed two of OUR OWN ships while chaos broke out. Needless to say the fleet was crushed.
Remaining fleet moved/reshipped in taisy (a lowsec) system.
While sitting on station, in a blackbird still, a neut drake decides to play around and yellowbox me. I docked and then undocked to be safe. Well our glorius FC in a vaga decides to agress the drake. He goes GCC and if you know what lowsec does then the you know guns fire at you.
FC calls out hes AGRESSED, uh yeah ****** he can shoot back if he likes without the guns shooting him and in lowsec it means pretty much crap.
With 8 other fleetmates on the station they agress...all go gcc ...derp.
And the FC is yelling at me to jam the drake, on station, in a blackbird....
Comms are nuts and Im yelling so what hes agressed hes not gcc ill die on the station if i jam.
Needless to say our glouriously ******** fc (and your future ******** fc if your dumb enough to join this corp) losses his 200m vaga, with 8 corpmates alreayd shooting at the drake.
I try getting off a jam on the drake but immediately station guns make me have to get out before i can even cycle my second jammer.
I made it out with 25% structure not even being able to activate 3 modules........
1st lesson you dont ask a blackbird to go gcc on a station or a gate...it doesnt work. You mind as well tell him to self destruct, he'll last longer... 2nd lesson if you cant kill a drake with 8 other mates without ecm support without dying YOURE FAIL
So FC decides to boot, ban and kick me from corp/ts
Dirka, you're a ****** that doesnt know how to fight in lowsec. Dont try.
Kill mail for lols:
Drake
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459236
Dead Vaga (cpt ******)
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459235
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Thor Fredricksen
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.10.20 03:51:00 -
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cool story bro |
mxzf
Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2011.10.20 03:53:00 -
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I do believe you were looking for the C&P or CAOD forums, this is the W&T forum, where we don't really give a crap about politics. |
BolsterBomb
Dirkistan
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Posted - 2011.10.20 03:56:00 -
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u sir are right..c&p i go..
will edit |
Kulsto Ribro
Deep Space Legacy
REN0VATI0
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Posted - 2011.10.20 12:25:00 -
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Thor Fredricksen wrote:cool story bro
Yup ? |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
Universal Consortium
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Posted - 2011.10.20 12:40:00 -
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In before the lock. I win!
I A/F/K cloak in Jita. Does that count? |
mikeh24
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2011.10.20 19:50:00 -
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I too am in before lock. VOTE POMPUS AND LARK |
Herman Klaus
Touched By Klaus
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Posted - 2011.10.22 20:28:00 -
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Last |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:47:00 -
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nope |
Max Von Sydow
Droneboat Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:48:00 -
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Aha!
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