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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.10.17 01:26:00 -
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Edited by: Archbishop on 17/10/2005 01:28:10
NOTE: The links are for pictures relating to this event
Brothers and Sisters of Amarr we are at a dangerous crossroad in our Empires history. While the threats of piracy and terrorism are still with us daily a new more sedicious threat has emerged. The GALLANTE are that threat!
Recently on one of my plantations my overseers reported ****ography being found in the slave holding pens. This was an outrage! Clearly the word of God was being violated. While these heaten Minmatar know no better they were punished for their sins. But that is not enough. We must cut out the heart of immorality and depravity at its source.
Today I accompanied a CVA Customs Patrol on the border of Amarr and Gallante space. We scanned numerous vessels moving in and out of the Empire. While we found some minor violations and let the offenders leave after destroying the contraband nothing could've prepared me for what happend next.
A Gallante high speed frigate transport was stopped and asked to submit to a scan. The captain refused our request and said he was transporting Vitoc. I doubted his word as he very unsincerely said "hail Amarr" and "go Emperor". Needless to say I was not impressed. Suddenly the ship moved away at high speed but we were able to activate our NOS and Webbers and the ship stopped in its tracks.
SEIZED BY THE HAND OF GOD
The Captain of the ship suddenly unleashed a tirade of profanity over comm channels and even cursed God. This blasphemy was shocking to say the least!
We slowly moved toward the captured frigate and sent aboard a boarding party of which I was a member. Once on board we found the Captain and his crew on the bridge. They looked like typical Gallante.
CAPTAIN AND CREW
The captain tried to distract our boarding party by having his crew members employ seduction as a defense. Needless to say this failed as we holy men of God continued on our quest for the truth. What we found was shocking!
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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.10.17 01:26:00 -
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In the first cargo bay we found drugs stacked to the ceiling. Hallucinageans, drugs for sexual pleasure, drugs of all kinds. Clearly contraband!
CARGOHOLD #1
In the second cargo bay we were able to obtain access and discover a cache of holoreels. One titled "Gods Mistress" nearly caused me to lose control. This Gallantean smut was destined for the impressionable young minds of Amarrians!
CARGOHOLD #2
Finally in the last cargo bay we obtained access and found something for which no man should have to witness. Exotic Dancers and Gallantean Youth...... and livestock. I will not go into details but the depravity of the Gallante is without doubt!
CARGOHOLD #3
I approached the Captain and lifted him by his throat off the ground. He gasped for air as I asked him "Who sent this filth?". He gurgled and I heard "Gallante....." from him before he passed out. Dropping him to the floor I nodded to the Kaimera troops who were standing watch. They dragged the crew and the unconscious captain from the ship to our shuttle and we returned to the flagship.
With pleasure I ordered all lasers to open fire. The cargo of filth was destroyed in a ball of holy fire. Gods will has been done.
JUSTICE SERVED AGAINST DEPRAVITY
Clearly this incident proves the true nature of the Gallante. Purveyors of filth and slime to other Empires. Not content to live alone in such a cesspool they would export it to us all. Brothers and Sisters of Amarr I urge you to keep close watch on all Gallante in Amarrian space. Be on guard our future depends on it. Do not let our children be exposed to this depravity and immorality.
Archbishop
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.10.17 01:38:00 -
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My dear friend.
In the future, make certain the crews of such vessels are turned over to the custody of Lord Caya, Grand Inquisitor of PIE.
An eye for an eye....
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Sic Transit Gloria |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2005.10.17 01:41:00 -
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Oh man, I wish people tried to employ seduction techniques on me more often. I think you just found the holy grail of piracy.
Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.10.17 01:49:00 -
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Imagine the pain, the suffering....
Then embrace it.
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Sic Transit Gloria |
Witch Doctor
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Posted - 2005.10.17 03:59:00 -
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 Originally by: "Archbishop"
One titled "Gods Mistress" nearly caused me to lose control.
Too Much Information, Archie ...
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Siri Danae
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Posted - 2005.10.17 05:10:00 -
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I've got 10 isk that says he kept the holoreels.
Even the Amarr have secret kinks...
...now that I think about it, especially the Amarr.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.10.17 05:56:00 -
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Archbishop is such a party ****er! 
(*OOC - OMG, great stuff! LOL!)
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2005.10.17 07:36:00 -
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Great post
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Ardor
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Posted - 2005.10.17 09:58:00 -
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I am very pleased to see my brothers and sisters in the Amarr Empire start to realize the risk that a connection to the gallenteans poses to amarrian civilisation. Gallentean influence is a risk to the moral substance of the amarrian society. Especially the youth is at great peril. Even some of the most handsome Amarrians can not resist the temptations of sin. I wish Uriam Kador and Aritcio Kor-Azor would realize this, too.
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Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.10.17 12:36:00 -
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Amarrians are kinkier than the Gallente.
But they hide it better.
Signature graphic removed, please mail us if you would like to know why -Zhuge
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Babs Johnson
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Posted - 2005.10.17 15:20:00 -
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Yawn.
Everyone knows that Amarrians have the most hairy palms in the universe. The population is so repressed and guilt ridden by the likes of Archbishop and his closet case cronies.
If there is a demand for such entertaining materials within the Amarr empire, it is most certainly not the fault of the Gallente. The Amarrian religious leaders have shaped a society in which such a demand has formed, and now they are stuck with it.
Archbishop, the blame here lies at your own feet. The holders have their slaves and the priests have boudoirs full of altar boys with whom to obtain carnal release. To deny the slaves themselves and common Amarrians a color glossy photo for that same purpose is sublime hypocracy.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.10.17 15:22:00 -
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I'll bet that stuff was being shipped to Hardin. :)
Sarkos
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Daryl Xero
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Posted - 2005.10.17 16:12:00 -
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Well, there goes my vacation plans...
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Tristran Sarmatae
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Posted - 2005.10.17 16:16:00 -
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although i despise the use of drugs, and contraband, you are no better yourself. first you stereotype the honourable citizens of the Gallente federation laberling them as *****s and drug abusers. And after this you continue by detroying the ship which killed of many gallente youth which were kidnapped by the so called captain. and although i agree the drugs and holoreel should have been destoyed all people have a right to live and may have been rehabilitated into useful members of society. what a waste of life
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Fontez Gallinigher
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Posted - 2005.10.18 00:26:00 -
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Lets get back to the question of how a Frigate can have that much Cargo space, and if so where can i buy one?
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Oisin
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Posted - 2005.10.18 00:47:00 -
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Edited by: Oisin on 18/10/2005 00:52:05
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Archbishop
CARGOHOLD #1
GALLANTE Brandy? And a high-speed frigate with over 9200 cubic meters of space in the cargo hold? Hmm, something's not right here...
This merely proves that Amarrians, starved of quality comparison, will drink any old fluid and enjoy it. Anyone who has properly studied all the spirits (a worthwhile and enjoyable endeavour) can tell you that Intaki Whiskey is far superior.
And if you are not accustomed to such spirits, it's quite easy to feel disoriented while surveying an unfamiliar cargohold - especially one which just might have a forged manifest.
By the way, I believe that GALLANTE is the trademark of a low-grade distiller operating out of Molden Heath ;)
Originally by: LeMonde
I also wouldn't recommend using a shuttle for any of those complexes, as you will find yourself outgunned.
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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.10.18 07:43:00 -
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Quote:
"And after this you continue by detroying the ship which killed of many gallente youth which were kidnapped by the so called captain. "
Rest assured no one was killed in the destruction of this flying *****house. The youth and exotic dancers have been placed in the custody of my cousin Monsignor of the Society for Religious Enlightenment and Education. From what I understand he has already converted some of them to obedient servants of God. His methods are approved by the SPCS and do not cause permanent harm. Perhaps he will comment on his "rescue" of these miscreants.
As for the captain and crew they have been transported to Amarr Prime and will soon be turned over to Lord Caya the Grand Inquisitor of PIE for interogation. We will find out who is responsible for this outrage.
Archbishop
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Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.10.18 08:50:00 -
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Hmmm Archbishop, werent you at Loret's Hot Sermon party in Kador Prime a few years ago? I remember that cute little tattoo you have, and where you hide it, too. 
Signature graphic removed, please mail us if you would like to know why -Zhuge
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Philus Dargoont
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Posted - 2005.10.19 11:19:00 -
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But this is illegal! Have the Gallente no repect for laws? Soon i will regard them no better than the Minmatar!
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
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Posted - 2005.10.19 12:31:00 -
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But this is illegal! Have the Gallente no repect for laws? Soon i will regard them no better than the Minmatar!
I'm all for more booze and holovids to the Amarr, if this is the result. Maybe if you give them enough, they will also realize that they themselves are no better?
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Maul Ghoul
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Posted - 2005.10.19 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
I'm all for more booze and holovids to the Amarr, if this is the result. Maybe if you give them enough, they will also realize that they themselves are no better?
Lady Rhiannon,
We Amarr strive for a society based upon serving one another and not gratifying our base natures.
Our high moral standards offend you because it lets you know what a craven and wicked creature you really are.
You hate us because you hate yourself.
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Princess Minjita
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Posted - 2005.10.19 14:59:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Minjita on 19/10/2005 14:59:44
Gallente pilots along with others are fighting a war against pirates in your space, so please hold on the insults whilst they fight your enemies so that you can stop traders shipping goods to people who want to buy them.
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Dread PirateRoberts
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Posted - 2005.10.19 20:06:00 -
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Bring the peaceą itĘs good for business.
Bring the warą ItĘs good for business.
Stopping the customers that we sell to would be bad for businessą you do the math.
 Yarrrrr \Ę^)
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Siri Danae
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Posted - 2005.10.19 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Maul Ghoul
Lady Rhiannon,
We Amarr strive for a society based upon serving one another and not gratifying our base natures.
Its true, you use slaves to gratify your base natures so that you can better enjoy your corrupted depravities through their labor.
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I generally assume the following:
1. 95% of Empire Carebears don't get 0.0 PVPers.
2. 95% of 0.0 PVPers don't get Empire Carebears.
3. 100% of Ore Thieves steal just to upset the Miners. |
raVn666
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Posted - 2005.10.20 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Maul Ghoul
Our high moral standards offend you because it lets you know what a craven and wicked creature you really are.
You hate us because you hate yourself.
Well the Amarr morale is worth a topik on its own Maul Ghoul... where is the morale in obusing and torturing slaves.
Also, I was running this pleasurehub up in Vale of Silente. The most immmorale customers we had was Amarr .. yeah ..thats right ...the Amarr. And the requests they had to our exotic dancer ..its not even to mention.
And sinse U talking about gallente immortality. I'm sure that most of the illegal gods brought into Amarr Space is ordered by Amarrians themself. Without a marked the smugglers wouldnt have done it.
With regards from raVn666
The Diplomatic Biatch
raVn666
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Hon Kovell
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Posted - 2005.10.21 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
'Gallantean Immorality Exposed'
You make it sound oh-so dirty Archbishop. Has your immorality ever been exposed dear? I wonder.
I'm sure I just saw the holoreels 'Gallantean Immorality Exposed' and 'The Dirty Archbishop' on sale in Penirgman. The stock was shifting pretty fast (disappearing into those kinky amarrian robes).
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Silthor Zedrex
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Posted - 2005.10.22 17:39:00 -
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Edited by: Silthor Zedrex on 22/10/2005 17:41:25
Originally by: Hon Kovell
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
'Gallantean Immorality Exposed'
You make it sound oh-so dirty Archbishop. Has your immorality ever been exposed dear? I wonder.
I'm sure I just saw the holoreels 'Gallantean Immorality Exposed' and 'The Dirty Archbishop' on sale in Penirgman. The stock was shifting pretty fast (disappearing into those kinky amarrian robes).
The thought of Amarrian citizens buying this filth disgusts me, and I am glad that Archbishop caught this "captain" out. By the way, in my eyes calling our sacred robes "kinky" is a grave insult.
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.10.24 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Ardor
*blah*
I wish Uriam Kador and Aritcio Kor-Azor would realize this, too.
Nice one, Ardor.
I'll add it to your tally.
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Sic Transit Gloria |
The Cosmopolite
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Posted - 2005.10.24 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Silthor Zedrex
By the way, in my eyes calling our sacred robes "kinky" is a grave insult.
*The Cosmopolite smiles wryly...*
While I don't think of my robes as 'sacred' (mine are 'scholastic' pattern, as it happens), I'm sometimes bemused by the frequency with which lewd remarks pertaining to my attire are made when I walk into the corporate lounge in X-7OMU. Mind you, I suppose it is possible to argue that I brought that on myself the day I joined my particular corporation...
The Cosmopolite
Voice of the Freecaptains
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