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Spacemann Spliff
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:44:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 03/11/2005 13:47:10
2005.11.02 13:26:00 Atomic Battle Penguins has declared war on The Five. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Due to The [5]'s political policies increasing global warming across the galaxy, Penguin High Command has decreed that they must be destroyed.
Surrender terms:
- 50 billion ISK
- Surrender of the Curse reigon to Penguin interests
- 1 month of community service from each [5] member mining ice
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:47:00 -
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Ha!
*drives off in his humvee*
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:48:00 -
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Love the banner! ----------------------------------------- Sig exceeded max size. 400x120 pixels is max size allowed. -Kaemonn
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 03/11/2005 13:49:31
DAMNIT!! LOXY BEAT ME!!!   
EDIT - That's it. I'm getting my guys to make some new MC banners.  -
'You have foolishly engaged the MC in Empire space. Prepare to suffer the consequences!' |

LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene DAMNIT!! LOXY BEAT ME!!!   

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ZAPPEL
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:49:00 -
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cheerz.. zappel |

j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:50:00 -
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OMG
OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
So penguins, did bigfoot tel u to declare war? or did u talk to tinkerbell?
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:50:00 -
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hi! who? :s
--thoth [5], ex-Curse Alliance ex-DSMA |

ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:51:00 -
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j0rz quit being a troll...
and i WOULD HAVE been first if it wasnt for that damned login problem :(
amazing banner heeh
Killing the rich and giving to me |

j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:53:00 -
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Edited by: j0rz on 03/11/2005 13:54:28 Parmizan give me ur love, and im not trolling so shuddup
Seleene its my showercap :/
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Mezrein
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:53:00 -
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Edited by: Mezrein on 03/11/2005 13:53:38
Originally by: j0rz
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
rofl.. coming from Mr i want attention himself, are there any posts you havent stuck your nose into lately ?
go troll somewhere else
ABP is recruiting |

Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz OMG
OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
So penguins, did bigfoot tel u to declare war? or did u talk to tinkerbell?
I'd just like to point out that this press release:
a.) Had better spelling than Stan's. b.) Had better spelling than you. c.) Had a funnier banner than Stan's. d.) What the heck is that thing on your head?? 
-
'You have foolishly engaged the MC in Empire space. Prepare to suffer the consequences!' |

Mindlles
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:55:00 -
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Nice post, both humor and well a msg =) _________________ http://asuya.eve-killboard.net/ |

j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Mezrein Edited by: Mezrein on 03/11/2005 13:53:38
Originally by: j0rz
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
rofl.. coming from Mr i want attention himself, are there any posts you havent stuck your nose into lately ?
go troll somewhere else
Hey i get bored at work yanno, gotta dos ummit, not my fault ur all so touchy and ready to jump on sumones head if he says anything u don't like. ha!~
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz OMG
OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
So penguins, did bigfoot tel u to declare war? or did u talk to tinkerbell?
Why do you even bother posting here?
btw LOL @ the banner. Cosmic Fusion KB
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Invisible Touch
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:05:00 -
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Banner RoCkS
...the weak always follow the strong...
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: DrunkenOne
Originally by: j0rz OMG
OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
So penguins, did bigfoot tel u to declare war? or did u talk to tinkerbell?
Why do you even bother posting here?
btw LOL @ the banner.
Because i am trying to be the most hated person in eve and get the biggest bounty in eve!!! by ****ing everyone off :D
oh btw Drunkenone i voted u best pvper
yeh so everyone hate me and bounty me
cause thats what i want
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Spacemann Spliff
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz Hey i get bored at work yanno, gotta dos ummit, not my fault ur all so touchy and ready to jump on sumones head if he says anything u don't like. ha!~
Aww, your mom let you take the laptop out front to the lemonaide stand?
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:09:00 -
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Originally by: Spacemann Spliff
Originally by: j0rz Hey i get bored at work yanno, gotta dos ummit, not my fault ur all so touchy and ready to jump on sumones head if he says anything u don't like. ha!~
Aww, your mom let you take the laptop out front to the lemonaide stand?
This is england, we don't do pathetic things like that, and lets clear summit up
im 20, have a wife and child and do not live at home
and why do i troll and annoy people? because it makes me laugh how u all get worked up over a agem, funny no?
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slip66
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:09:00 -
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very good job with the banner. have fun guys.
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:11:00 -
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seleene you be evil today
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA ALTS FTL |

Traxio Nacho
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: Traxio Nacho on 03/11/2005 14:18:28
Originally by: j0rz
im 20, have a wife and child and do not live at home
and why do i troll and annoy people? because it makes me laugh how u all get worked up over a a game, funny no?
Your not Lt Silver are u? coz that was the same respone he gave to someone? btw you got along long way to go to be the most hated person in Eve 
Btw nice banner, my friend would love that coz she loves pengiuns 
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:20:00 -
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Originally by: StiZum Hilidii seleene you be evil today
I finished all my work at the office two hours ago. It's sunny outside and I'm stuck here trolling the forums.   
I meant what I said about the banners - MC needs some new ones. I can't tolerate our old T1 banner anymore. Unacceptable!! 
Someone needs to make another war dec announcement so I can beat Loxy to the punch again! -
'You have foolishly engaged the MC in Empire space. Prepare to suffer the consequences!' |

Garia666
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:38:00 -
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Yay! join the club :)
---------------------------------------------- CCP [ Cash Collecting Program ] Slogan : The more Skilzz the more Moneh .. ---------------------------------------------- |

Laudicia
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: j0rz OMG
OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
God i hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked
So penguins, did bigfoot tel u to declare war? or did u talk to tinkerbell?
I'd just like to point out that this press release:
a.) Had better spelling than Stan's. b.) Had better spelling than you. c.) Had a funnier banner than Stan's. d.) What the heck is that thing on your head?? 
LMAO
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
d.) What the heck is that thing on your head?? 
it's a t2 tinfoil hat.. to stop those damn jov's from mind control..
tsk tsk...
--thoth [5], ex-Curse Alliance ex-DSMA |

LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: StiZum Hilidii seleene you be evil today
I finished all my work at the office two hours ago. It's sunny outside and I'm stuck here trolling the forums.   
I meant what I said about the banners - MC needs some new ones. I can't tolerate our old T1 banner anymore. Unacceptable!! 
Someone needs to make another war dec announcement so I can beat Loxy to the punch again!
Im sitting here waiting for my new pc to arrive so just as bored. Bring it onnnnn!
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.03 14:54:00 -
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Quote: im 20, have a wife and child and do not live at home
So where DO you live?
P.S. we're in h-pa. Look forward to seeing you there.
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 15:09:00 -
[29]
Originally by: KIATolon
Quote: im 20, have a wife and child and do not live at home
So where DO you live?
P.S. we're in h-pa. Look forward to seeing you there.
Ur SEXEH
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JoKane
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Posted - 2005.11.03 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz OMG OMG
ANOTHER DESPRATE PATHETIC MERC CORP TRYING TO GET NOTICED
I see you¦re still bitter beacuse your corp was destroyed by, thats right, merc corps.
Good luck to Battle Pengiuns!
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Karmic
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Posted - 2005.11.03 15:42:00 -
[31]
Have fun ABP  - - - - - - - - -
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Glassback
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Posted - 2005.11.03 15:53:00 -
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In the end, I guess it'll just come down to who's holding the umbrella.
Good Luck.
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2005.11.03 16:02:00 -
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Awesome Banner 
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thoradh
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Posted - 2005.11.03 16:08:00 -
[34]
 Banner of the Month Award for ABP  
> > Noli illegitimi carborundum! > |
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Abdalion

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Posted - 2005.11.03 16:11:00 -
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Don't feed the trolls.
Reopened. Stay on topic.
Also be advised, I am going to start dishing out spam warnings to those of you "1st" posters who don't contribute with proper content in a thread. ---
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Sub'Zero
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Posted - 2005.11.03 16:20:00 -
[36]
dont forget to make a movie!!
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Xrak
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Posted - 2005.11.03 16:22:00 -
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OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
Put your panties on your head! |

Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.11.03 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
It does exist, but it is caused by decreasing numbers of pirates. - Proud member of the [23].
Don't get the reference in my sig? Click it.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2005.11.03 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Xrak OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
It does exist, but it is caused by decreasing numbers of pirates.
totally and utterly pwn -------------------
Celestial Horizon: we go zerg on you |

Xrak
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Posted - 2005.11.03 17:54:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Xrak OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
It does exist, but it is caused by decreasing numbers of pirates.
Nothing but Anti-Pirate Propaganda!
Put your panties on your head! |

F'nog
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Posted - 2005.11.03 18:28:00 -
[41]
That is one sweet banner.
Sig modified due to xenophobic comments -Iacon
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Galvanos
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Posted - 2005.11.03 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Xrak OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
It does exist, but it is caused by decreasing numbers of pirates.
Nothing but Anti-Pirate Propaganda!
Wouldn't it be Pro-Pirate Propaganda? Considering we're saying Global Warming is bad.
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Cdr Foxbat
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Posted - 2005.11.03 19:07:00 -
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Less pirates = warmer temperatures..........
So thats why its so cold in space...............
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Toulette
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Posted - 2005.11.03 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Abdalion Don't feed the trolls.
Reopened. Stay on topic.
Also be advised, I am going to start dishing out spam warnings to those of you "1st" posters who don't contribute with proper content in a thread.
1ST!
Well im the first to reply to this retarded post.
Forum mods at their best, banning people for simply saying "first", neither offensive or flameish in anyway, simply a bit of fun.
Get a life.
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.11.03 19:33:00 -
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lol omg great banner I love it.
Pat and Max sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G MAXSuicide > dude, u couldnt get enough of me the other night Cmdr Patrick > i love you |

Shirei
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Posted - 2005.11.03 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Xrak OMG its all lies!
Global warming doesnt exist
It does exist, but it is caused by decreasing numbers of pirates.
Nothing but Anti-Pirate Propaganda!
We're going to have an ice-age soon... YARRRR. linky
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2005.11.03 22:23:00 -
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Go penguins! 
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.11.03 22:34:00 -
[48]
hehe gl guys.
most are in bkg fyi lol
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.11.03 22:53:00 -
[49]
Give em hell boys!
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Lek'karion
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Posted - 2005.11.04 01:00:00 -
[50]
Go Penguins, give 'em whatfor ....................................... FREEDING FRENZY ______)\______)\_____/(_______ ______)\______\o/____/(_______
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Buddrow
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Posted - 2005.11.04 01:01:00 -
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i really want to take your mascot ---------------------------------- "Give me but one firm spot on which to stand, and I will move earth." Archimedes c.287 - 212 BC
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.11.04 01:05:00 -
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northem 0.0's, it's free ya know! -----------------
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Kamath
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Posted - 2005.11.04 08:42:00 -
[53]
GO penguins GO :)
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Chris Henry
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Posted - 2005.11.04 11:03:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Chris Henry on 04/11/2005 11:03:27
Originally by: Xrak
We're going to have an ice-age soon... YARRRR. linky
Lol  --------------- (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Kill the Bunny. |

Chrizto
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Posted - 2005.11.04 11:10:00 -
[55]
Originally by: thoth foc hi! who? :s
hi! under a rock? ----
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Soros
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Posted - 2005.11.04 11:42:00 -
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Good luck to the [5]
-= Soros =-
C6
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.04 11:47:00 -
[57]
Not seen a single one yet.
I think this may be a huge waste of ISK.
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:04:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Chrizto
Originally by: thoth foc hi! who? :s
hi! under a rock?
hi! good question!
--thoth [5], ex-Curse Alliance ex-DSMA |

Chrizto
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:06:00 -
[59]
Originally by: KIATolon Not seen a single one yet.
I think this may be a huge waste of ISK.
You haven't seen one yet, 'nuff said. ----
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:07:00 -
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I still dont understand why anyone would war dec a corp in 0.0
As I said earlier. We're in H-PA and BKG.
Come find us.
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Dreez
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:38:00 -
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 , Everyone wants a piece of the pie now. Lets see how "much" you wanna fight in a few weeks when we Dec you back .
I might have ATUKO in my tag, but i have OC in my DNA
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:40:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Dreez
 , Everyone wants a piece of the pie now. Lets see how "much" you wanna fight in a few weeks when we Dec you back .
smack --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.04 12:43:00 -
[63]
Quote: smack
If you dont think the forum moderators can do their job feel free to send an email to [email protected]. Otherwise, you should let them moderate the forums eh?
;)
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Jungle Jim
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Posted - 2005.11.04 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: KIATolon Not seen a single one yet.
I think this may be a huge waste of ISK.
I've seen one... on your killboard under the [5.678] losses section 
*** Proud First Time Winner of the MLM Muppet Award *** |

KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.04 13:46:00 -
[65]
Quote: I've seen one... on your killboard
I didn't realise you guys knew killboards had loss sections...
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2005.11.04 13:46:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Jungle Jim
Originally by: KIATolon Not seen a single one yet.
I think this may be a huge waste of ISK.
I've seen one... on your killboard under the [5.678] losses section 
8 or 10 kills and the same loses.. wow.. how could i not have heard of these guys?
--thoth [5], ex-Curse Alliance ex-DSMA |

Haros
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Posted - 2005.11.04 15:55:00 -
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Edited by: Haros on 04/11/2005 15:55:29 They deced stain when I was part of it. I happened to be in emp for that period never saw one either. This is not a flame btw, maybe we are on completely different time zones. Which coordinates of the north pole are u guys livin ;P |

Jungle Jim
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Posted - 2005.11.04 16:04:00 -
[68]
Originally by: KIATolon
Quote: I've seen one... on your killboard
I didn't realise you guys knew killboards had loss sections...
Thats because we don't loose ships...
They are tactical sacrifices... Its working well 
*** Proud First Time Winner of the MLM Muppet Award *** |

KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.04 16:17:00 -
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Quote: Thats because we don't loose ships...
They are tactical sacrifices... Its working well
haha good stuff.
Tactical losses....
luring the enemy into a false sense of security!!! that's why I loose ships ;)
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2005.11.04 17:28:00 -
[70]
I just came to say:
great banner :D
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P1rate Dave
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Posted - 2005.11.04 19:35:00 -
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Quote: I still dont understand why anyone would war dec a corp in 0.0
As I said earlier. We're in H-PA and BKG.
Come find us.
theres quite alot of you in jita as well, not so long ago you were supposedly running all the other alliances out of empire.. i see more fe nbsi and pa than i do the five, however we will go where ever we must to get a fight 
Quote: Everyone wants a piece of the pie now. Lets see how "much" you wanna fight in a few weeks when we Dec you back
why wait ? mutual war 4tw 
Quote:
8 or 10 kills and the same loses.. wow.. how could i not have heard of these guys?
you have every right not to have heard of us, we are a very small corp, i hope by the end of this war you will know us better 
the announcement was a bit of fun, as is the war, we chose the five as a target because we know you have a lot of skilled fighters, we thought the five will put up more of a fight and less of a blob war than most of the current alliances, i look forward to every battle
--------------------------- "I`m not your mama. Why do you crying to me then ?" - Evil Thug |

rig0r
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Posted - 2005.11.04 22:30:00 -
[72]
Great header :) Good luck.
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Sam Trip
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Posted - 2005.11.05 02:40:00 -
[73]
I want you guys to win so badly just cos of your banner!
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2005.11.05 05:12:00 -
[74]
Originally by: thoth foc
Originally by: Jungle Jim
Originally by: KIATolon Not seen a single one yet.
I think this may be a huge waste of ISK.
I've seen one... on your killboard under the [5.678] losses section 
8 or 10 kills and the same loses.. wow.. how could i not have heard of these guys?
Another new ATUK poster child?
Can you not just post something along the lines of 'Good fights yet to come.' or is friendliness against ATUK policy.
---------------- Cosmic Fusion Killboard
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Sceartan
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Posted - 2005.11.05 05:43:00 -
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I respectfull demand compensation for snorting cola out my nose all over my keyboard.. love the banner guys, love the name even more 
Have fun everyone.
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shakaZ XIV
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Posted - 2005.11.05 10:05:00 -
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/me jumps in Apoc, switches crystals to Microwave and starts shooting nearest Ice planet. Burn ye penguins! 
(btw that banner = win )
Oh, 1 more thing: Turtles > Penguins!
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Naphtalia
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Posted - 2005.11.05 10:21:00 -
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Loss section = bad for morale, kill section = good for morale.
There are no F-E losses in this war, and we are killing the infid.. (meh this is getting old.)
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Belian
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Posted - 2005.11.05 16:12:00 -
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2005.11.05 16:05:00 The war between Atomic Battle Penguins and The Five is coming to an end. Atomic Battle Penguins has retracted the war against The Five. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
now that was not much of a fight
Shinra Vid |

OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2005.11.05 22:09:00 -
[79]
 Originally by: KIATolon I still dont understand why anyone would war dec a corp in 0.0
As I said earlier. We're in H-PA and BKG.
Come find us.
Hi i bought my account,so i can talk tough on the forums
T2 shuttles have been released, they're called Ares and Raptor.-Vathar.
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Mar Hem
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Posted - 2005.11.06 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: Spacemann Spliff Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 03/11/2005 13:47:10
Surrender terms:
- Surrender of the Curse reigon to Penguin interests
ok convoing the npc's now to try and negotiate their region from them so 5 can surrender it to you should they have to, they havent answered yet but i'll keep trying for you.
  
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Leshrac Shepherd
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Posted - 2005.11.06 18:10:00 -
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OMG we are being attacked by free software zealots!
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |

Glassback
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Posted - 2005.11.06 18:53:00 -
[82]
Shortest war avahh.
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.11.06 19:13:00 -
[83]
Originally by: OVERCOPES 1
 Originally by: KIATolon I still dont understand why anyone would war dec a corp in 0.0
As I said earlier. We're in H-PA and BKG.
Come find us.
Hi i bought my account,so i can talk tough on the forums
LOL classic.
Proud Member of the NUBSIES Alliance.
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Spacemann Spliff
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Posted - 2005.11.08 02:44:00 -
[84]
Our apologies for the temporary war outage. Our war with the [5] is once again active.
We have expanded our war targets to include Stain- Alliance and Veritis Immortalis.
Special thanks to NBSI. :)
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.11.08 03:39:00 -
[85]
Will you guys help me defend the helpless ducks of Obe 6? I think ducks are related to penguins, Im not 100% sure though.
Volt
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.08 06:22:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Spacemann Spliff
Our apologies for the temporary war outage.
We have expanded our war targets to include Stain- Alliance and Veritis Immortalis.
Cool banner or not, you leave V alone! Those are MC targets! Don't you go stealing our fun!!  -
'You have foolishly engaged the MC in Empire space. Prepare to suffer the consequences!' |

Mangus Thermopyle
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Posted - 2005.11.08 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene Cool banner or not, you leave V alone! Those are MC targets! Don't you go stealing our fun!! 
Hehe, I feel we are quilty of that 2 nights ago. It was a nice combined wtfpwn though 
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