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Andrea Okazon
Knavery Inc.
StructureDamage
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Posted - 2013.06.08 00:27:00 -
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... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi. |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
184
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Posted - 2013.06.08 00:52:00 -
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Andrea Okazon wrote:... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.
....eww. That's just....no. |
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2013.06.10 08:05:00 -
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Andrea Okazon wrote:... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.
I fired Quafe through my nostrils and like oh void, it burns!
Chilled QuafeGäó, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe EliteGäó restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacksGäó for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go! |
Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
53
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:40:00 -
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Andrea Okazon wrote:... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.
Thanks, you've brightened my afternoon immeasurably. I haven't laughed that much in a loooooong time. |
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
21
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Posted - 2013.06.11 22:13:00 -
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Even I cracked a smile. Perhaps I should make some sort of evening out of this? I will have to arrange something. |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1822
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Posted - 2013.06.11 22:56:00 -
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No hair. No hair.No hair.
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Andrea Okazon
Knavery Inc.
StructureDamage
28
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Posted - 2013.06.12 12:41:00 -
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Anslo wrote:No hair. No hair.No hair.
Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce. |
Deacon Abox
Justified Chaos
116
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Posted - 2013.06.12 14:50:00 -
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Anslo wrote:No hair. No hair.No hair.
A certain amount of hair is to be expected with the process. Of course it will vary by gender, body region, and race. Sometimes you want so much to engage in the activity that you ignore the slight discomfort of the hair in the mouth. I personally would rather au natural than bikini stubble. To each his . .
Oh, sorry, I guess you are saying you prefer Jovian female exotic dancers. Carry on . . |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1832
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:47:00 -
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Andrea Okazon wrote:Anslo wrote:No hair. No hair.No hair. Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce.
I just vomited a little...
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
175
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Posted - 2013.06.12 17:16:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Andrea Okazon wrote:Anslo wrote:No hair. No hair.No hair. Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce. I just vomited a little...
You don't like hair that much? You're not manscaped down to the skin, are you?
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Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1844
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:33:00 -
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Shintoko Akahoshi wrote:Anslo wrote:Andrea Okazon wrote:Anslo wrote:No hair. No hair.No hair. Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce. I just vomited a little... You don't like hair that much? You're not manscaped down to the skin, are you?
No. But I don't really wanna pick up a bit of food with a curly bit of hair hanging from it Gods dammit.
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
183
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Posted - 2013.06.12 19:49:00 -
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There are plenty of boring old restaurants out there that will serve your food on boring old plates, you know...
Bio and writing |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1844
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Posted - 2013.06.12 19:51:00 -
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Next time we meet in person, I'm going to ask you if you like the idea of hair in your food and demand an answer with a straight face.
On a side note, those of you who know me already know my dumb ass will go regardless of hair....
...and I hate you all for it...
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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
23
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:39:00 -
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I must disappoint and let everyone know my slaves are devoid of body hair. Apologies. I'm sure something can be arranged if you are particularly adamant about body hair. |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
262
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Posted - 2013.06.12 21:52:00 -
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Down with at least one of These Sorts of Thing. |
Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
Interstellar Online Network
147
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:48:00 -
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Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.
See Sue Sing |
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
620
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Posted - 2013.06.13 09:24:00 -
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Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.
Your mind works in rather disturbing ways.
Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's. |
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
23
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Posted - 2013.06.13 09:31:00 -
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Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.
How vile. I would direct them to seek their delights elsewhere if this were the case. |
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
721
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Posted - 2013.06.13 10:43:00 -
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I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...
Seems tricky. GÖÑ
Chilled QuafeGäó, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe EliteGäó restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacksGäó for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go! |
Anatole Madullier
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
79
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:27:00 -
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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...
Seems tricky. GÖÑ
It gets very stick, very fast.
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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
878
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:26:00 -
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Anatole Madullier wrote:
It gets very stick, very fast.
I come from Caille, I'm like, used to it. GÖÑ
It's like most nights I wake up sticky. GÖÑ
Chilled QuafeGäó, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe EliteGäó restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacksGäó for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go! |
Anatole Madullier
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
87
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:31:00 -
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I'm from Caille to, but we had running water. Showers are quite nice. |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1847
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:49:00 -
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This thread has gone somewhere no thread was meant to go...
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Sepherim
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
463
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Posted - 2013.06.13 14:03:00 -
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Good to see not all amarrians hold to the old taboo against nakedness. Might be interesting, I'm currently busy elsewhere, but will try to remember to try it as soon as my duties in the frontlines allow me.
As for all the rest: eating on corpses, quafe and showers, beaches, etc... you really should all start visiting the nearest psychologist. Then again, you are capsuleers, so I guess nothing new under the stars.
Sepherim Catillah
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant
Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1849
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Posted - 2013.06.13 14:08:00 -
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Beaches require a shrink? Huh?
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Sepherim
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
463
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Posted - 2013.06.14 02:06:00 -
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Yes, they have waves, sun, sand that gets everywhere, and salty water. If anyone goes to one, they clearly are masochistics.
Sepherim Catillah
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant
Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Kalanaja
Dog Nation United
The East India Co.
39
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Posted - 2013.06.14 02:07:00 -
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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...
Seems tricky. GÖÑ
It's really quite obvious why Quafe hired you. I think you should see about getting a functional clone. The brain in that one seems to be missing. |
Kalanaja
Dog Nation United
The East India Co.
39
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Posted - 2013.06.14 02:08:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Beaches require a shrink? Huh?
At the rate things are going these days we'll need to see shrinks every time we dock. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1524
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Posted - 2013.06.14 04:37:00 -
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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:I come from Caille, I'm like, used to it. GÖÑ
It's like most nights I wake up sticky. GÖÑ
Anatole Madullier wrote:I'm from Caille to, but we had running water. Showers are quite nice.
If you think the sticky is from Quafe...
Then again, if anyone was going to bring Quafe into that picture...
Laruienne, poor Anatole seems kind of innocent & naive in an adorable kind of way. Maybe you could show him the wonders of some of Quafe's alternate non-dietary uses? For educational purposes, of course. 
The day CCP codes together a bot program that slaps 30 day forum bans on anyone who says "can I have your stuff?" the overall average IQ of the EvE forums will quintuple overnight. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
1072
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Posted - 2013.06.14 06:23:00 -
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I don't get it. Why would you want to pay to go have someone eat Sushi off your naked body? |
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