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Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium
Enigma Project
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Posted - 2013.06.07 15:55:00 -
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Apparenlty the United Nations have just taken a vote:
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.07 16:44:00 -
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Sending them into space, and shooting them directly into the sun are two very different things, and I only approve of one of them.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.06.07 17:32:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Sending them into space, and shooting them directly into the sun are two very different things, and I only approve of one of them.
You know how weather balloons go up to the edge of space and explode, and the instruments free fall a couple of miles back to Earth? Would that suffice? It's a compromise, I know. But it's a solution that could be implemented right now, without further delay. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.07 18:03:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:You know how weather balloons go up to the edge of space and explode, and the instruments free fall a couple of miles back to Earth? Would that suffice? It's a compromise, I know. But it's a solution that could be implemented right now, without further delay.
Unfortunately no. Having his corpse free fall to earth, whilie eliminating the immeadiate threat, would not eliminate it completely. Some 13yo fan would simply find some way to impregnate herself witht he leftover genetic material, and we would have to go through this again in 14 years. Im sorry, but shooting justing bieber into the sun with existing rocket technology is the only way to safeguard against future ear abuse.
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Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium
Enigma Project
261
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Posted - 2013.06.07 18:36:00 -
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If we're really lucky he might get sucked through a freak wormhole and end up trapped on the other side of the galaxy. Of course that may mean Earth having to deal with a p!ssed off alien invasion fleet in about a thousand year's time but, hell, we'll be dead by then, right? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.07 18:44:00 -
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Complex Potential wrote:If we're really lucky he might get sucked through a freak wormhole and end up trapped on the other side of the galaxy. Of course that may mean Earth having to deal with a p!ssed off alien invasion fleet in about a thousand year's time but, hell, we'll be dead by then, right?
Do you really want to take the chance of having Justin Bieber be an accidental ambassador from Earth? Any alien life form would automatically assume the entire race was like him and would exterminate us on that principle alone.
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
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Posted - 2013.06.07 19:08:00 -
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This news actually pisses me off on several levels.
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Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium
Enigma Project
261
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Posted - 2013.06.07 19:11:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Complex Potential wrote:If we're really lucky he might get sucked through a freak wormhole and end up trapped on the other side of the galaxy. Of course that may mean Earth having to deal with a p!ssed off alien invasion fleet in about a thousand year's time but, hell, we'll be dead by then, right? Do you really want to take the chance of having Justin Bieber be an accidental ambassador from Earth? Any alien life form would automatically assume the entire race was like him and would exterminate us on that principle alone.
Damn, you're right. Good call on the sun idea. |
Kytayn
Kronos TEchnologies
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Posted - 2013.06.07 20:52:00 -
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Complex Potential wrote:If we're really lucky he might get sucked through a freak wormhole and end up trapped on the other side of the galaxy. Of course that may mean Earth having to deal with a p!ssed off alien invasion fleet in about a thousand year's time but, hell, we'll be dead by then, right?
I suspect D'Argo would just kill him and that'd be the end of it. |
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