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Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.11.10 03:15:00 -
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Right ok as the eve community never sleeps unlike my friends heres a question.
After a very nice girl has benn round your house. She msgs me on msn and says:
Can we meet up for drinkage when i get back from Belgium?
I reply: Just us?
She says: Yersh.
We go on to arrange a time and place.....
So my question is: Is this girl after me?
Give your answer as a percentage. 0% Nope 100% YES (Haircut and new clothes needed!)
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Tekran
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Posted - 2005.11.10 03:26:00 -
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call it.. 60%, maybe 75%. havnt terrified her away yet, and your companionship (or drinking money) is desired. get that haircut and put on a clean farkin shirt and underbits and rock on like a super stud. buying new clothes is for the Next drinky drinky.
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Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.11.10 03:36:00 -
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lol cheers
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DevBlogHaxor
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Posted - 2005.11.10 05:52:00 -
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Edited by: DevBlogHaxor on 10/11/2005 05:52:58
Make her pay, if she pays, you have a keeper.
If she doesn't pay, go ahead and pay, and pretend you'll never talk to her again.
Then she will be 100% after you.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.11.10 06:18:00 -
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As your date continues through the night, pay close attention to your partner's buttocks. If at any point they change from dull pink to bright red and become engorged with blood, she is signalling readiness to mate.
Also she is an orangutan.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.10 06:32:00 -
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Why is she in Belgium? Does she work for the CIA? Make sure it's a public place. She may just need to use your dead body as a distraction somehow. They have spies everywhere! Be careful!! 
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Death Destruction
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Posted - 2005.11.10 08:58:00 -
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If she makes body contact alot you're in there.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2005.11.10 09:25:00 -
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She is testing you to see if its a 100%, don't be daft and get new clothes and a haircut now!
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.11.10 09:28:00 -
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 Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
As your date continues through the night, pay close attention to your partner's buttocks. If at any point they change from dull pink to bright red and become engorged with blood, she is signalling readiness to mate.
Also she is an orangutan.
Funniest post for ages
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
My grandfather
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Posted - 2005.11.10 09:42:00 -
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Chances are pretty big. Good luck mate! 
Just don't tell her you play MMORPG's until later in the evening...
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.11.10 09:50:00 -
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If she isn't interested, I'll **** you.
Originally by: Berneh
You will never take me aliv coppers 
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2005.11.10 10:02:00 -
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Edited by: Jin Entres on 10/11/2005 10:03:24
After a thorough psychological analysis my conclusion is:
No, she's a corp thief.
edit: maybe she's a local barber exploring new marketing frontiers! ask your single neighbours!
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Sku1ly
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Posted - 2005.11.10 12:14:00 -
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You're better off without them.
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Pete Tyyr
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Posted - 2005.11.10 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: DevBlogHaxor
Edited by: DevBlogHaxor on 10/11/2005 05:52:58
Make her pay, if she pays, you have a keeper.
If she doesn't pay, go ahead and pay, and pretend you'll never talk to her again.
Then she will be 100% after you.
Quoted for truth.
Rock on.
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Burga Galti
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
As your date continues through the night, pay close attention to your partner's buttocks. If at any point they change from dull pink to bright red and become engorged with blood, she is signalling readiness to mate.
Also she is an orangutan.
That was brilliant! 
Funnily though I just had to guide a friend through this very process the other day. Anyhow, I'd say you can be about 80% certain. Just go meet up, be cool and chat away. Oh yea, and have fun.
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Calderio
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:09:00 -
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keep us up to date, one nod yes two nods no
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Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.11.10 16:44:00 -
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thank you all for your support i shall keep you all posted.
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Confussled Bugger
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:21:00 -
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If she doesnt look interested at all during the "meet up" - just get lots of drinks and start asking if she has a sister, then leave before she does so she has to pay the bill
Otherwise, You're in there!
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Confussled Bugger
If she doesnt look interested at all during the "meet up" - just get lots of drinks and start asking if she has a sister, then leave before she does so she has to pay the bill
Otherwise, You're in there!
Or just get her lots of drinks and then enjoy the rest of the night with your new (yet temporary) girlfriend
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keep us up to date, one nod yes two nods no
Shouldnt it be a nod = yes, and a shake of the head = no?
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Dimitri Chandler
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:03:00 -
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Ask yourself these questions
1: why did she come round your house in the first place?
2: was there anything missing when she left? If yes she is after your Tv next.
3: did she touch you at all? Yes would suggest a possible.
4: did she play with her hair while looking at you / talking to you? (If yes, its a definite go for launch - playing with hair is a dead giveaway that they are after you)
5: have you got her phone number? check it isnt "flirt divert" (see radio 1 website)
I'll take a guess at 70% she's after you
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Confussled Bugger
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:10:00 -
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5: have you got her phone number? check it isnt "flirt divert" (see radio 1 website)
I shall be listening intently for this call to come in now, God I love Flirt Divert - hillarious!
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slapp
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:41:00 -
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Edited by: slapp on 10/11/2005 18:42:11
...
A little lesson you need about women's thinking.
As you prolly already know, women think differently than men do. They speak differently as well. While men are direct, women aren't.
When a man says
-"I'll watch TV and drink beer all day long", he means
"I'll watch TV and drink beer all day long."
Another example. If his belowed better half suggests going to cinema and he replies with
-"Nope. I don't want to go anywhere this evening", he means
"Nope. I don't want to go anywhere this evening."
But let's change the roles. A man suggests his partner going to the cinema that night and she replies with
-"No thanks, I don't want to go anywhere this evening", she actually means
"No thanks. I don't feel like going to the cinema. But I'd like to do something else. So take me somewhere special or at least give me one helluva night."
See where I'm going?
Now, let's analyze the offer she gave you.
"Can we meet up for drinkage when i get back from Belgium?" Ok. That's what she said. But the most important part has remained unsaid. She prolly thought of:
"Can we meet up for drinkage when i get back from Belgium? 'Cause you had caught my eye and I simply want to make sure you are worthy of me". It can be also something else, but it pretty much has the same meaning. So...what can I say? Go for it! She wouldn't take time for you while she's in Belgium if you wouldn't atract her.
Now, be the man and when she comes back make her believe she is worthy of you 
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KingsGambit
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitri Chandler
4: did she play with her hair while looking at you / talking to you? (If yes, its a definite go for launch - playing with hair is a dead giveaway that they are after you)
Could be an itchy, flaky scalp as well. In which case, she should try Head & Shoulders.
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Dimitri Chandler
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: slapp
Now, be the man and when she comes back make her believe she is worthy of you
Note: staring at her lady lumps all night is not a good way to do this.
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slapp
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitri Chandler
Originally by: slapp
Now, be the man and when she comes back make her believe she is worthy of you
Note: staring at her lady lumps all night is not a good way to do this.
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Agartha
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:53:00 -
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Edited by: Agartha on 10/11/2005 18:53:50
0 or 100 percent chance...or 50%..or 23%, 77%.
Trick or treat...
I can say she is after you but I can also think of 5 ways why not :(
Deary, I hope you are right ..that would make the post about "direct-indirect" not so standardised..pour toi
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:56:00 -
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As Benilopax's RL best friend, currently split by the terror known as University, I just feel i have to say this:
AHAHAHAHAHAH. a.. a... AHAHAHAHAHAHA. LOL wow - i just knew this topic would come up one day. lol - thanx ben, u made my day.
ps: go on then, you stud monkey :-)
pps: Im soooo glad that u said wot u said, and didn't try to 'recruit' a gf from the EVE world. lol. If i were single, you and i would be in the 'match-maker' channel in-game, trying to set up double dates.
ppps: I seem to have put too much thought into this reply.
pppps: You have to understand that having nothing to do atm but sit at uni replying to forum threads, i have good reason to talk sh** atm.
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Posted - 2005.11.08 23:09:00 - [2] - Edit - Quote
BLaDFNAFGLNAFGLNAFGNFDNLAFGL JUST HAD TO GET THAT IN BEFORE THE LOCK WHOOPS CAPS AHEM.
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JoCool
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Posted - 2005.11.10 19:01:00 -
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First: You probably won't find out in this evening
Also:
Don't approach her
Don't give in to everything she wants
Don't tell her your boring life story, chat about stuff that is neither related to you nor her
Let her do the fight, don't ask for a next date or some "let's meet somewhen again blah" or this kind of bull****
Good Luck
Bonne Chance
Viel Gl³ck
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.11.10 20:00:00 -
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Also, wear that "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt... Chicks dig that.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.10 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Finix Jaeger
Also, wear that "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt... Chicks dig that.
lol
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Posted - 2005.11.08 23:09:00 - [2] - Edit - Quote
BLaDFNAFGLNAFGLNAFGNFDNLAFGL JUST HAD TO GET THAT IN BEFORE THE LOCK WHOOPS CAPS AHEM.
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