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sim1killa
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Posted - 2003.08.08 03:36:00 -
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i heard that there will be a expansion with jov stuff in it and and i was wondering how u become jov do u transform into by training skilles or ?????? something else
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Derkan
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Posted - 2003.08.08 03:43:00 -
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Edited by: Derkan on 08/08/2003 03:46:12
Edited by: Derkan on 08/08/2003 03:43:20
I don't want to be a Jove, they haven't gotten laided in 30,000 some odd years. Whats the point of role playing a race of Virgins in battleships? 
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Endureth
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Posted - 2003.08.08 03:50:00 -
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I'm sure they have other 'pleasures'. Stuff we couldn't comprehend.
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KrashOmnis
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Posted - 2003.08.08 04:17:00 -
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They are much much smarter than all 4 norm races, im quite sure its prolly some star trek we've evolved beyond the need for that kind of thing.
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Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.08.08 04:57:00 -
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They do it virtually o.O
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Mr M
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Posted - 2003.08.08 05:20:00 -
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Do they use three shells?
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.08.08 05:22:00 -
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Think "drones" people... yeah. THATS how its done. 
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Lijah Reaper
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Posted - 2003.08.08 05:27:00 -
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They definitely use the three shells. They have one restaurant: Taco Bell.
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.08.08 05:29:00 -
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I still wonder how the hell they used the 3 sea shells....
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Nightwing
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Posted - 2003.08.08 10:21:00 -
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Edited by: Nightwing on 08/08/2003 10:24:48
Edited by: Nightwing on 08/08/2003 10:23:36
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I don't want to be a Jove, they haven't gotten laided in 30,000 some odd years. Whats the point of role playing a race of Virgins in battleships
Lol, if you read the background stories, you would find that ALL of us pilots will never get "Laid" again... ever...
Our bodies are encased in an egglike pod with our nervous systems hardwired into the systems. Leave the pod, you go insane or die...
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Josun Ferox
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Posted - 2003.08.08 10:29:00 -
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insane for me then, please
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.08.08 10:49:00 -
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Unless they clone you straight into a pod thats one way out 
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2003.08.08 10:54:00 -
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Quote:
Do they use three shells?
Thats for when the need the toilet, its four shell for love making
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.08 11:03:00 -
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"Lol, if you read the background stories, you would find that ALL of us pilots will never get "Laid" again... ever...
Our bodies are encased in an egglike pod with our nervous systems hardwired into the systems. Leave the pod, you go insane or die..."
Bah, the pod is spacious just enough to accommodate two...
... err *>>*;; i mean, isn't that a thing of the past? This was certainly true in the case of first ahem, unfortunate subjects, but like the mentioned story points out, "the way to prevent this is with intense training for many years", training that am sure all here have undergone...
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wordy
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Posted - 2003.08.08 11:05:00 -
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Edited by: wordy on 08/08/2003 11:06:39
Ok, we've figured out they get it ooon! and how they go to the lav. Now does anyone actually know if there is a expansion with the Jove stuff in it, or how we get to play Jovians?. I was led to believe that it was by doing missions. (Agent missions I presume)
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.08 11:09:00 -
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No wonder everyone is fighting.....
I am introducing a new product on the market:
Pleasure Clones :)
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Demangel
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Posted - 2003.08.08 12:30:00 -
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Actually *Ahem* If anyone here REALLY REALLY read the POTW *jovian wet grave* or the Race story for the gallenteans, it clearly shows that you can leave your pod without dropping dead you ninnies  . Go ahead, go reread those two stories, you know you want to.
Trust me I spent over a year and a half waiting for this game to go retail and never played beta, all I had where POTWS to keep me from going insaine! So I gobbled em all up, and reread many of em more than twice (ok call me a fanbois/ubernerd, I think I asked for it in this case heheh)
Anyway... The only reason the guy in the jovian wet grave story died is because the Jove had not yet learned how to calibrate the neurolinks to work with human beings before, and the overload screwed the test pilot guy up big time in the head.
Please go back and reread those things, cuz I'll be damned if people think my character doesn't get laid now and then without hard proof to the contrary
As for Joves and sex? well I think thats a vision best left up to young hormonal minds to conjur up on thier own .
Galaxion > If you drove a car shaped like a thorax women would call you
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded g@y I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.
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