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VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
388
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:57:00 -
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Everybody knows those really great and exceptional eve pilots who suspect bait in market hubs.
The ones that spend all day separating aggression and then fight 2 ship classes above their target using remote reps...
here's a cool ending to that story:
*this guy is suspect baiting in Amarr and hilarity ensues...
Sublime Rage > you think people can bump me?
challenge accepted.
VegasMirage > hows dat feel bro?
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18203559
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
112
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:01:00 -
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Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
388
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:06:00 -
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Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway.
must be a sublime alt
My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km of station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways
moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Haulie Berry
1043
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:09:00 -
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Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
388
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:18:00 -
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Haulie Berry wrote:Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about.
who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle
His tears will keep me playing into next month.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Haulie Berry
1043
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:21:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Haulie Berry wrote:Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about. who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle His tears will keep me playing into next month.
That's the thing, though - it didn't deliver the funny.
"Some guy you never heard of was tooling around and got curbstomped by a small fleet" is possibly the most generic, workaday story known to Eve. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
388
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:28:00 -
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Haulie Berry wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Haulie Berry wrote:Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about. who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle His tears will keep me playing into next month. That's the thing, though - it didn't deliver the funny. "Some guy you never heard of was tooling around and got curbstomped by a small fleet" is possibly the most generic, workaday story known to Eve.
if you understood the game mechanics, you'd enjoy eve more... just sayin
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Haulie Berry
1042
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:37:00 -
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I understand the game mechanics quite well.
It just wasn't very funny, is the thing.
Socratic was funny. This was just an excruciatingly mundane non-event. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
388
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:39:00 -
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Haulie Berry wrote:I understand the game mechanics quite well.
It just wasn't very funny, is the thing.
Socratic was funny. This was just an excruciatingly mundane non-event.
you should try creating content sometimes, it's tough to do!!!! 
I'll retire now, to DoTA or WoT's
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
245
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:48:00 -
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I heared of Game of Tears, and it realy made me juggle.
Thank you for sharing! :)
My true stories |
Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
112
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Posted - 2013.06.12 21:32:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway. must be a sublime alt My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km of station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char.
Thats weak, and doesnt even make sense.
He was bumped off station, but no thanks to you, thats all Im here to say. Scrub. |
AmiraMatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.06.12 21:56:00 -
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Forum Clone 77777 wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway. must be a sublime alt My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km of station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char. Thats weak, and doesnt even make sense. He was bumped off station, but no thanks to you, thats all Im here to say. Scrub.
I bumped him you failtard
http://i.imgur.com/sc4646Y.jpg (image provided by Sublime himself)
We planned this on comms for 30 minutes while he was baiting... all the other non related bumpers did was get in the way.
you may proceed to cry moar. |
Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
112
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Posted - 2013.06.12 23:10:00 -
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Somehow a screenshot of your little failstabber next to him proves it? I know, because I was there, you didnt bump him off station, someone else did, and in the screenshot you show, hes already way off station.
Doesnt matter how long you planned anything, you werent the hero you make yourself out to be. |
Sissy Sockpuppet
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.06.12 23:24:00 -
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Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Somehow a screenshot of your little failstabber next to him proves it? I know, because I was there, you didnt bump him off station, someone else did, and in the screenshot you show, hes already way off station.
Doesnt matter how long you planned anything, you werent the hero you make yourself out to be.
Your butthurt is legendary.
Please never stop posting.
What did you lose by the way? Was it expensive, embarrassing or both?
Please tell us, so the butthurt can flow freely, as though it were cascading wantonly from a sparkling, priceless goblet overflowing with golden, sore but highly polished butts. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
392
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Posted - 2013.06.12 23:49:00 -
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Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Somehow a screenshot of your little failstabber next to him proves it? I know, because I was there, you didnt bump him off station, someone else did, and in the screenshot you show, hes already way off station.
Doesnt matter how long you planned anything, you werent the hero you make yourself out to be.
Jaxiar (your stabber buddy) was in the way. We kept saying it on comms. He's a terrible bumper and made this engagement go on longer than it should've.
Learn to bump before you ruin kills like this for others.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
859
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:10:00 -
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As someone who has watched paint dry on that undock on several occasions, this made me chuckle.
I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
Insurance Fraud.
298
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:34:00 -
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I was bumped to my doom by Sublime once. Threw a wrench into my "best laid plan".
I don't recall him dashing to the forums like a classless peasant though.
There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency. |
Kyle Langdon
Helghan Imperial Armada
Apocalypse Now.
0
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:59:00 -
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When you play the Game of Tears you either win or die... |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2772
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Posted - 2013.06.13 10:49:00 -
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Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go.
-áGÖÑ-á
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VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
393
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Posted - 2013.06.13 17:17:00 -
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Princess Saskia wrote:Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go.
uhh, look what I found
enjoy: http://pastebin.com/jTBF491M
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
culo duro
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
108
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Posted - 2013.06.13 21:52:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Princess Saskia wrote:Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go. uhh, look what I found enjoy: http://pastebin.com/jTBF491M
Weren't you supposed to quit eve, and sell all your toons?
2/10 for "i can bump" thread. |
Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.06.13 23:48:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Princess Saskia wrote:Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go. uhh, look what I found enjoy: http://pastebin.com/jTBF491M
Let me break this down for you because you seem to have trouble with the basic act of being sentient.
That overly-long chat log you've posted twice shows you as a despereate attention *****. You're what's known as a try-hard because you are trying waaaaaay too hard to get Sublime to give you some tears. Then you come to the forums in an attempt to validate your own self-worth.
I'm not saying Sublime didn't have a bit of a cry and some bluster - because he did ("3b is nothing") but it does not warrant badposting like this.
From what I can tell of that image, it was taken by a friend of Sublime (as indicated by the chat. It clearly shows he's only just come back online supporting his claim of internet trouble |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
393
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Posted - 2013.06.14 00:52:00 -
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Phoenix Einherjar wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Princess Saskia wrote:Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go. uhh, look what I found enjoy: http://pastebin.com/jTBF491M Let me break this down for you because you seem to have trouble with the basic act of being sentient. That overly-long chat log you've posted twice shows you as a despereate attention *****. You're what's known as a try-hard because you are trying waaaaaay too hard to get Sublime to give you some tears. Then you come to the forums in an attempt to validate your own self-worth. I'm not saying Sublime didn't have a bit of a cry and some bluster - because he did ("3b is nothing") but it does not warrant badposting like this. From what I can tell of that image, it was taken by a friend of Sublime (as indicated by the chat. It clearly shows he's only just come back online supporting his claim of internet trouble
That "overly long chat" was your brethren Sublime bleeding to some random guy Mods Muvila (cba I was ransoming a Russian wormhole at the time), it wasn't me. So... enjoy it or not, just don't blame me for the quality of the extraction. I only had him bumped and killed. That is all. Oh, and posted it here b/c it seemed to be a topic of interest to many, including Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1g7nvb/guy_goes_suspect_to_play_station_games_and_bait/?sort=new
But to highlight for you, Sublime says he's the king of Amarr undock, amazing pvp'er who cannot be bumped off a kick out station.
He died... says he didn't need that ship anyways. Then Challenges "anybody" to another bumper competition offering 5 billion isk.
What you think will happen next?
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Anya Klibor
Error-404
355
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Posted - 2013.06.14 01:01:00 -
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He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here. |
VegasMirage
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
393
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Posted - 2013.06.14 01:08:00 -
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Anya Klibor wrote:He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here.
This is "The Process" we use for doucheknuckles Anya, you should know this... do I need to start a forum thread about how we trolled you to the point you actually begged us to stop. How I had you booted from your Corp/Alliance...
Anyways, you seem to be doing well getting every corp and alliance you join to hate you. Marmite comms are filled with hilarious Anya crybaby stories.
Let me find those chat logs with you... need to start a fresh thread.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Anya Klibor
Error-404
355
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Posted - 2013.06.14 01:22:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Anya Klibor wrote:He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here. This is "The Process" we use for doucheknuckles Anya, you should know this... do I need to start a forum thread about how we trolled you to the point you actually begged us to stop. How I had you booted from your Corp/Alliance... Anyways, you seem to be doing well getting every corp and alliance you join to hate you. Marmite comms are filled with hilarious Anya crybaby stories. Let me find those chat logs with you... need to start a fresh thread.
You sound upset, as usual, and now you start with anecdotes. This is proving to be far more entertaining than I thought it would. |
La Nariz
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
935
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Posted - 2013.06.14 02:18:00 -
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What a terrible thread.
This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
227
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Posted - 2013.06.14 03:28:00 -
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I thought Holeysheet1 was the king of Amarr undock pvp?
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Vayeate Marquise
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2013.06.14 03:49:00 -
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Anya Klibor wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Anya Klibor wrote:He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here. This is "The Process" we use for doucheknuckles Anya, you should know this... do I need to start a forum thread about how we trolled you to the point you actually begged us to stop. How I had you booted from your Corp/Alliance... Anyways, you seem to be doing well getting every corp and alliance you join to hate you. Marmite comms are filled with hilarious Anya crybaby stories. Let me find those chat logs with you... need to start a fresh thread. You sound upset, as usual, and now you start with anecdotes. This is proving to be far more entertaining than I thought it would.
Oh i'll narrate!
...Anya says with a diamond crushing clench of his buttcheeks, ever afraid that the tiniest little dookie squirt would manage to squirm itself out hinting at his unbridled rageshame. He knew Vegas Mirage had the proof of his tears but his ego would not let him sit idle. Thus the dookie pile rushing to spread his buttocks apart as if to save the Hebrews from Pharoh's wrath would instead be sent with the power of a thousand suns forth from his throat into a goat like sound for all to hear and giggle at.
"Ba-a-a-a-a-a.....Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a..."
Problem? ~.~ |
Anya Klibor
Error-404
355
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Posted - 2013.06.14 05:24:00 -
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I wonder who you are, that you would follow me around like you do. I wonder what ship of yours I blew up... |
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