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Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.19 07:15:00 -
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I have bad news for you, my friend. Both of you that participated in the attack.
In your agreement to engage in combat, you have ceased to be a carebear. Oh sure, you lost your pod and have been returned to hisec. You have returned to your carebear brethren for now, but unlike them you aren't just about words. You have balls.
Soon you will want more of the joy that accompanied you on your journey. You will research fittings, equip better, go into lowsec and before you realize it - you will start looking down on carebears and ganking them for your own amusement. In your act of defiance against the mighty coalition that ruins all aspects of existence...
...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON*!
Also you have more balls than most hisec people. Now get out there, fight the good fight. Tell them it's possible and send a few navy/pirate battleships with full faction/deadspace fitting into the sweet embrace of EC- campers!
*well, mostly a goon given the meaning of the word but just like them. Bad and evil.
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.19 07:22:00 -
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They actually are real Goons, they just kinda like spaceships so they've taken from "ruin the game" to "ruin your game so we can have fun."
Just try holding on to something they want, even if it's your dignity...
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.19 13:32:00 -
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Splendid, but it will take MORE than that to defeat the goons! To truly oppose the masters of metagaming, day-ruining and their mighty battlefleets (under the command of the Great Admiral - Huge Maroon Vessel) you must form a fleet that will be a force to be reckoned with!
(For a humble price I will reveal the super secret weakness of their main battle fleet. If you throw a bonus, I will gladly direct you to one of their fine, easily corruptible recruiters that will surely let your spy into the mighty armada!)
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.20 11:18:00 -
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Or warped off. You know, 'cause he's kind of not pointed.
Crank it up, bring out the big ships and skills honed by blasting rats 23/7. VFK or bust!
(*probably bust but swing by Cloud Ring first for a check-up. We will check if you're truly read to fight the Goonkind.)
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
43
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Posted - 2013.06.21 15:00:00 -
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Someone out there found a vein of gold. They smelted it into pure, pure gold and poured into the internets. This thread was formed.
Please tell me this is serious. A Rifter with... what seems to be an ASB, a cloak and a warp core stab. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tread on, young one and you will never have to endure wearing the chains of carebearism.
~Welcome to the real world~
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.22 19:20:00 -
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...ok I don't know if it's real anymore. Might have to consult a drink for that, because I'm currently at a loss of words.
Maybe we should ping for leaving one of them alone. Have them fire away at the VFK services and measure just how long would it take.
Though if it IS real, it sounds like they're having fun. Maybe that's what we should do in the war, you know - jump into T1s and go shoot an invulnerable station in hostile system?
(Or it's some elaborate ruse and one day they'll fit a cyno and when people get used to them, drop a metric ton of supers in an attempt to headshot VFK...)
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.06.23 00:36:00 -
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You dooooo realize you're not fighting goons though, right.
I mean, you got killed in Cloud Ring and Pure Blind. Goons live in Deklein. You also got killed by Executive Outcomes alliance and a random russian, not goons. Oh and most goons/fellow CFC people are in B-D nowadays, there's a war going and all that.
Still, keep going, or, whatever the hell you're doing...
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