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drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
100
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:18:00 -
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Captain's log, stardate 2011. Heading out of starsystem Torrinos.
Lonetrek will burn. All my evidence was destroyed by CCP themselves. Three pages, full of posts, information, and evidence - gone. I fear that CCP is in bed with doanshoot. The corruption runs too deep. This capsuleer is afraid of what this might mean.......... |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:22:00 -
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It seems even the most noble of forces can be persuaded to follow the ways of evil. Your lawyers will have nothing on doanshoot and he will be free to reign terror upon lantrek. his rifters will block out the sun. |
Jason Galente
mishima ryu
68
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:22:00 -
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drew carnegie wrote:Captain's log, stardate 2011.
I believe you mean stardate 10.23.113 YC. I'm not exactly sure what calendar you are using, pilot. |
drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
101
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:31:00 -
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Starcaptain spacepilot's log, star date 10.23.113 YC. I just realized my spacewatch was broken and was displaying the wrong stardate. No new information to report.... other than the sighting of Travis Wells..... I stared down the barrels of his autocannons but was able to flee due to fitting several Warp Core Stabilizer IIs on my space vessel. Haha! He could not prevent me from warping away with his Federation Navy Warp Disruptor midslot module. I did not openly taunt him though, I do not want to enmadden him. I might be able to show him the error of his ways...... |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
175
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:50:00 -
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I'm back, and with grave news to report. CCP is under the hire of ------- *STATIC* |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.23 15:57:00 -
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darn you drew, dont worry i have a plan that no number of warp core stabs will get you out of my grasps, you just wait and see. |
Alberto Bertorelli
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
46
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:00:00 -
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It looks as if Pahis has went through a hyperspace baryon induction interference field, causing the static. Now there's only one guy who can be behind a hyperspace baryon induction interference field, that nasty Sith Lord Doanshoot. I fear the force in me is not strong enough to confront him alone. |
drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
111
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:01:00 -
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Starcaptain spacepilot capsuleer's log, space date star year 113:
So Bertorelli wasn't dead after all. This was good news. He told me about the baryon field, but I already knew about it. I saw Pahis get sucked in with my own eyes. I'd have to go in after him. |
Alberto Bertorelli
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
46
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:03:00 -
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But drew! The dark side is strong in the hyperspace baryon induction interference field, the Borg will swallow you and your ship whole! |
drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
111
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:05:00 -
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I know, Alberto, I know. But I can't let Pahis suffer that fate alone, and I might just have a chance to bring him out alive.... |
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Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
69
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:06:00 -
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even the both of you cannot stand up to the likes of me, and now that pahis is stuck in the baryon induction interference field you will not be able to free him. fortuanly for me the dark lord doanshoot gave me a noyrab induction field interduction mechanism where i can go and harass the likes of pahis |
drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
113
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:15:00 -
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Starcaptain spacepilot capsuleer's space log: Wells showed his hand today. He's got the Noyrab Induction Field Induction Mechanism. It's the perfect counter to the Hyperspace Baryon Induction Interference Field. If I can get it from Wells, by whatever means necessary, I can bring Pahis out unharmed.
WHAT WILL IT BE, TRAVIS "TRAVIS WELLS" WELLS??? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT BY FORCE OR WILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME WILLINGLY? OR MAYBE CAN I BUY IT FROM YOU FOR A SLIGHTLY-INFLATED PRICE |
BBJ Shepard
145
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:34:00 -
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Iet hed ben 2 deys sinse i loese coneskshen whiet the oeter 3 ,.,.m,m,. i aem no shuer wahet thies hes ael meen.,,. compuetre,. ., puel up a mep of syneidkaet ,. of dkelaein, ..,. oef fyad .
of course !
whaet hed thes sekters ael hed in comen resentley ? doanshoot hed visated tham ,.,.,..theis gos riet to then top .
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COMpuetre ! puel up ev er y docamant of be "doans hoot"
.. ,., end transmisen .,, i shal spekke to yoeu later at ones. \ |
Kithrus
Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:39:00 -
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You know this out of character trollings going to be deleted right?
Now if only I could just get that idiot ston deleted the same way for his. |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
182
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:41:00 -
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((Hello Kithrus, please stay in character at all times in our thread, if you cannot do that, please refrain from posting.)) |
drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
132
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:41:00 -
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I'm not sure what you mean by "out of character". Are you saying I'm not cut out for my job as a cop? Is that what you're trying to say here? I've spent years, YEARS working my way up to head detective space captain. You watch your mouth. |
Johan Krieger
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:42:00 -
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Starship commander pilot captains log...
I have stumbled across a great secret, one about CCP that could get me in quite a bit of trouble if it were discovered that i knew what it is. I must guard this secret with my life. I'm going to be putting it in my spaceman astronaut abode under the spacecouch in a spacebox. No one would ever be able to find it there...
There, i've put the secret space documents in my spacebox under my spacecouch. Sadly, i must depart from this spaceman astronaut abode and fly my Rifter to the closest planet to pick up some exotic dancers.
I'm going to have sex with all of them.
End Starship commander pilot captains log... |
BBJ Shepard
149
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:44:00 -
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drew carnegie wrote:I'm not sure what you mean by "out of character". Are you saying I'm not cut out for my job as a cop? Is that what you're trying to say here? I've spent years, YEARS working my way up to head detective space captain. You watch your mouth.
[9(become encalm derw ,.,., he is jus a no rper ,.,.,.igngore him/))) |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
79
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:49:00 -
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yes it may seem as I am a bit out of character, I know from my corporation I may seem as a more elite warrior but doanshoot showed the the dark side and I now have an impressive fleet of personal ships at my disposal all paid and fit by him. The only way you may be able to free pahis is to pry the device from my frozen corpses fingers. |
Kareem Pi
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:52:00 -
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don't worry drew, this Travis Wells is no match for my Blackbird! 6x multispecs midslot modules, GO!!!! |
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drew carnegie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:52:00 -
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Well well well I have here my buddy Kareem PI!!!! How are your targeting systems, Wells? |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
89
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:01:00 -
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Kareem Pi wrote:don't worry drew, this Travis Wells is no match for my Blackbird! 6x multispecs midslot modules, GO!!!!
Hah you wish that would work yolu foolish knave but my eccm with neglect your ecm like an old man neglects his ashy legs. You can amass a fleet of 4 brutixes and I shall still have no fear for your tracking will do nothing and my autocnannons will rain down a barrage of barrage dealing extremem explosive damage toy your unshieled hulls. Pahis will be mine and doanshoots slave forever. A new love slave at that, I might not need my new shipment of exotic dancers |
Johan Krieger
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:20:00 -
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I have picked up those exotic dancers and sexed them all. I just need to find a place for all the bodies. |
my cheeks hurt
Thunderwaffles Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:26:00 -
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(i am bjb)
!!!!I HAEVEN JUS RESIEVED TOP SAKRET INFERMATION FROM AN INFERMENT ,.,. you mey no now who it is .,. IT SOES DEW CERNEGIE OFISELEY IN A CHOEETS WHIET DOANSHOOT
loeko ,. as he juemps in a capsuel to fiend hes frend ,.,. doanshoot!
pictuer . |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
91
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:33:00 -
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What is this madness you speak of? |
Minesweeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:36:00 -
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Captains log. Day 178.
I was about to go have some hyperspace misadvantures but my station undock handle wont budge *i swear its broken*
I think i might be trapped. For how long only spacetime will tell.
End of log |
Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
97
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Posted - 2011.10.23 17:40:00 -
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Star captain commander ship bridges log expedition day 111
I am filthy rich from all this isk doanshoot has paid me for the destruction of his former allies, and with free reigns to pahis this hhas only gotten better, though I am worried that if this carnegie feller and doanshoot and in cahhouts that the doublecorsser with become a triple crosser and cross me too, at leats I'm still space rich
End log |
David Carel
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2011.10.23 18:37:00 -
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I have shocking news to report. According to my research, Sverige Pahis and BBJ Shepard are related. You have been had. |
Jason Galente
mishima ryu
69
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Posted - 2011.10.23 18:46:00 -
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Get this useless trash off here. GoonFleet really needs to stop giving its members X Instinct. |
Rink El Madilz
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2011.10.23 18:50:00 -
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I HAEVE INTRECAPTED A MSESAGE FROM THE DOANSHOOT:
"YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME STOP I HAVE YOUR PRESCRIPTION BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION STOP STOP TYPING STOP STOP I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP STOP" |
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