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Malcolm Shinhwa
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:23:00 -
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Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."
Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this. I have 5 different chars that I play. This may be my main, or maybe not. I have no idea. |
Freezehunter
354
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:23:00 -
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Anubis Joringer wrote:Freezehunter wrote:Smartbombing Whoree wrote:Freezehunter wrote:zlizilz wrote:Have you considered perhaps that you were setup?
More salt for the wound.
Perhaps the issuer of the contract was your ganker, can you imagine? oh my... YEAH, IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT IN ALMOST 7 YEARS I'VE NEVER FALLEN FOR A SCAM. IF IT WAS A SETUP THEN YEAH, I FELL FOR IT. DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, THIS GAME STOPPED EXISTING THE DAY I RAGEQUIT. YET! here you are in ALL CAPS! CAPS LOCK IS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD! IT MAKES YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ON SOME MECHANICAL, CUSTOM KEYBOARDS LIKE MINE, IT IS CALLED CRUISE CONTROL. DON'T ASK WHY, IT IS A SECRET. Even on cruise control you still have to steer. I would also hardly call eon-old 4chan memes a "secret".
IT WAS BRAND ******* NEW WHEN I STARTED USING 4CHAN.
Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom. |
Jafit McJafitson
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
324
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:23:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:YEAH, I LEFT TEST BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE FULL OF IDIOTS AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT THERE.
AND ALSO, YEAH, YOU DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE KILLED IN 0.0, I WAS IN FREAKING 1.0 HIGH SEC, IN A FAST ALIGN, TANKED SHIP. IF I HAD LOST THAT IN 0.0 I WOULD NOT HAVE MINDED, BECAUSE I ALWAYS EXPECT TO LOSE **** THERE AS SOON AS I UNDOCK.
I died because I was careless, and so did you.
Test is indeed full of idiots, that's why I like it here, there's no pressure to perform, we don't really take the game that seriously and we know that we're bad at it. We showcase our most expensive losses at the top of our killboards so that we can laugh at each other's mistakes. Your little hauler wouldn't have made the Hall of Shame, the lowest thing on there currently is a 5.14b ISK jumpfreighter. Yesterday one of our titans got tackled and a massive fight ensued to save it, we refer to such incidents as 'generating content' and laugh about out, and the pilot isn't going to hear the end of it.
If you were more easygoing and accepting that you're a scrub, then your jimmied wouldn't be so rustled and you'd be having a nicer more relaxing evening of gaming. I mean I don't play a video game for any reason other than relaxation, but I lose ships and isk all the time. Isk is just a means to an end, finding ways to spend it and lose it makes the game interesting. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Caliban Logistics and Storage
9291
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:24:00 -
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TIL that "I act like a child on internet forums" translated into Norwegian is "Cruise Control"
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
120
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:24:00 -
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This guy reminds me of my ex wife. If he would just SHUT UP and LISTEN he would see how wrong he was but it's not going to happen... |
Freezehunter
354
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:25:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."
Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this.
Consider it my legacy, bros! Anyway, my time in this world of yours is up, 4 hours are up.
I love you all!
o7 o7 o7 Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom. |
Smartbombing Whoree
State War Academy Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:26:00 -
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My friend there is NO WAY IN HELL (can i say hell here?) your modules were active. You took nowhere near the dmg you should/would/could if they were.
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE! You are just a spanner (not sure what that is since im an unedumactied 'MURICAN). |
Pepper Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
173
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:26:00 -
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Anubis Joringer wrote:
Your unholy lust for the caps-lock key says otherwise.
I just spilled my drink laughing so hard.
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
This is the best thread in a long time. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Caliban Logistics and Storage
9292
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:26:00 -
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IIshira wrote:This guy reminds me of my ex wife. If he would just SHUT UP and LISTEN he would see how wrong he was but it's not going to happen... Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point
Smartbombing Whoree wrote:My friend there is NO WAY IN HELL (can i say hell here?) your modules were active. You took nowhere near the dmg you should/would/could if they were.
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE! You are just a spanner (not sure what that is since im an unedumactied 'MURICAN).
Spanner - noun. UK, mildly derogatory A stupid or unintelligent person; one prone to making mistakes.
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Caliban Logistics and Storage
9292
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:28:00 -
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Double post
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |
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mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
443
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:28:00 -
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Why were you hauling a 2B collateral in a 1m isk ship?!
Use either a blockade runner, which can't be scanned, or a freighter, which requires a large investment to kill. Even a transport ship would have been an acceptable choice...I hate to say it but you took a large risk and ended up with predictable results.
Also, if you really think Eve's community is bad compared to other MMOs, you obviously haven't played other MMOs lately. All MMOs released in the past few years are FTP and have absolutely abominable communities.
This is the first scam you've fallen for in 7 years and it causes you to ragequit? I've lost everything I've owned twice and in the end it doesn't really matter if you know how to make isk and have good connections. Even if you're a carebear, you have to expect to take some losses and deal with them. A 7 year old character shouldn't really have a hard time getting 2B isk back.
Just calm down and leave Eve with dignity if you don't like the game. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Caliban Logistics and Storage
9292
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:28:00 -
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whoops make mine a triple
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |
Wilhelm Caster
Tr0pa de elite. Pandemic Legion
14
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:29:00 -
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2007 player and fell for an old courier contract setup... |
Sir Mack Inawrex
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS CODE.
3
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:29:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:Sir Mack Inawrex wrote:Jafit McJafitson wrote:Freezehunter wrote:I lost over 2 billion ISK instantly in a 1.0 system, while transporting cargo in a TANKED cargo ship with a supposed 21000 HP buffer/semiactive tank and level 5 tanking skills in all tanking types. EFT gives me 19,192 EHP with your mammoth's setup and all 5 skills The killmail you linked says that 6,957 damage was done. vOv Deactivate his active modules and set damage profile to EM. Suddenly his EHP marries up to the damage dealt in BC. MODULES WERE ACTIVE, I ALWAYS ACTIVATE THEM UPON INITIATING WARP WHEN ENTERING SYSTEM. MY TANK WAS FULLY ACTIVE WHEN I GOT BLOWN THE **** UP INSTANTLY BY ONE SHIP. Impossible. The best alpha in the game is approximately 14.5k which requires a T2 fit Tornado. You were ganked by a meta fit Tornado. Sorry dude, but you tank modules were NOT active. He wouldn't have been able to kill you if they were. In a 1.0 system, even prepulled CONCORD, his siege cannons could not possibly have fired a 2nd shot (this is before we consider your 6 seconds align time). |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
56
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:32:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point
I STILL AM! I have 5 different chars that I play. This may be my main, or maybe not. I have no idea. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
813
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:33:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."
Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this.
I emailed him, said thanks and tipped him 100m for the nice kill, linking thread ofc! See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Alara IonStorm
5175
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:34:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote: I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.
For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here. |
Sensui-kan
1
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:36:00 -
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5 star quitting post, I wish they all were like this |
Adunh Slavy
1038
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:39:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, HAVE A LIKE AND SHOVE IT!
\o/ |
Zane Lowe
Friendship is Podding Test Alliance Please Ignore
15
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:40:00 -
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Those were some amazing tears. |
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Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1108
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:40:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Freezehunter wrote: I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.
For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here.
The more you know. |
Velarra
246
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:41:00 -
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Freezehunter = Villq alt?
Either way, fun thread :) |
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
664
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:42:00 -
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Anyone who is happy to see a subscriber leave doesn't really care much about the game they play.
But OP you lost me on the religious slur. Not sad to see you go because of that.
CCP, why you haven't locked this thread I have no idea. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Knights Armament
Yale Socialite Club
50
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:42:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19901119#ixzz2X5W5JNyg
I quit the game over this death, permanently, been playing since 2007.
I was doing a 2 billion collateral, 3.5 million ISK reward, 5 EMPIRE jump courier contract because I was bored out of my mind and decided to have a nice evening playing Eve and doing couriers to help people and make a little money too, because it's been my main chillout game since 2007.
I got scanned as I started aligning and when I landed on the gate AT ZERO, I got instapopped by a Tornado BEFORE I GOT TO JUMP, that is less than 2 ******* seconds.
I lost over 2 billion ISK instantly in a 1.0 system, while transporting cargo in a TANKED cargo ship with a supposed 21000 HP buffer/semiactive tank and level 5 tanking skills in all tanking types.
To me this is an absolute load of bullshit and because of this I have decided to give all my remaining assets (about 800 mil worth and ISK (2.76 billion) to Chribba and gave Freezehunter to a RL friend, as it is my only character.
I planned to give Freeze to Chribba at first because deleting a 87 million SP char is kind of a waste but he said no.
When you lose 2 billion to an instalocking instakilling ship that costs about 80 million fitted, in a 1.0 system, you know it is about ******* time to finally quit the game you've been wasting money on since 2007.
So long and thanks for all the bullshit, meanwhile, I have pledged over 400 dollars to Star Citizen and I am glad to finally kick the habit of paying for a second job.
Let the circlejerk commence.
This account expired a few days ago and my friend has not played yet, I am using Hours for PLEX to write this.
Feel free to ban me. And also **** You. If you don't believe me, just ask Chribba.
Edit: I almost forgot to mention, a big **** YOU to all the morons that didn't believe me when I said Dust would be an epic failure and a waste of money a year ago, it has less than 5000 players and the next console gen is about to come out. Congratulations on failing in an epic way CCP.
Edit2: Another big **** you to any moron that says that I didn't take proper precautions and that I expected 100% safety, learn to ******* read, I HAD AN ACTIVATED 21000 HP TANK AND STILL GOT INSTAKILLEDD EVEN THOUGH I WAS FLYING MANUALLY AND WARPED TO ZERO.
Edit3: the "lel" and ridicule posts in this thread are a perfect example of why this community has always sucked massive **** and why I will be having actual fun playing Star Citizen in 2 years, while your numbers here dwindle more and more and CCP makes another **** up and goes bankrupt ,enjoy this bullshit while it lasts, personally I still think that having less than 400k total accounts after 10 years is an epic failure.
You are the most **** community I have ever seen in online gaming, and I have been playing online games since 1994, it is as if Eve has all the sociopaths and junk that the other MMOS have banned and filtered out, enjoy your circle jerk and gate camping and blob **** fests while they still last...
Edit4: LOL, apparently I fail miserably at Eve because I only had 5 billion ISK because that is what games are all about, right, jewing it up... **** off.
Also, yes, I was hauling in a normal, TANKED hauler because I only had to do FIVE ******* JUMPS THROUGH HIGH SEC. Don't try to tell me I am a bad player or other bullshit just because i didn't spend 300 million on a blockade runner to move **** through HIGH SEC, I had a reasonable expectation of SAFETY when I tanked the ******* thing up to 21000 EHP for a normal HIGH SEC run.
I've done way more dangerous runs through low sec, null and wormholes in blockade runners perfectly fine, and survived no problem. Do don't ******* try to blame this bullshit on me, it's a game mechanic problem when a ship that is worth ******* nothing can kill 2+ billion worth of **** in under 2 seconds. **** off with trying to justify this bullshit. Haulers are crap and T3 BCs are broken as **** and do way more than they should for their price, but CCP has started on the path to making this game totally noob friendly 2 years ago, so that any tard that started the game 2 months ago can instakill someone that has 87 million SP and has paid for and played the game since 200 ******* 7. You keep defending this bullshit, meanwhile someone else is going to get a lot of money from me for making a way more fun and superior game because I've had it up to HERE with this unbalanced crap.
I am not one to ***** and moan about ship losses as i've lost PLENTY of **** since 2007, it's just that losing so much money in such a ******** way to such a young alt in such a cheap but OP as **** ship/ship type pisses me the **** off.
And I don't give a **** what anyone says, 21000 HP should not just ******* melt to ONE volley from ONE instalocking, gatecamping ship.
Last edit, I'm off to have some actual fun in ARMA 3.
OK, for real now, last edit: Star Citizen can not fail within the next 2 years because that is when it will launch and considering it is crowd funded and already has almost 11 million dollars and it is not even out yet, I am pretty sure you are wrong. I spent over 400 dollars on it for a reason and I usually never make bad calls when it comes to money. Except for in games with **** balancing and game mechanics of course, and we all know which game I am talking about.
so you lost 80 dollars worth of plex
dude I spent 1 billion is on an alliance name as a joke, I have 6 million isk left.
stop being such a poor baby
-áAll of my suggestions are the property of Knights Armament, and any copying or ip theft will be punished to the fullest extent of international and national law. All ideas are Trade Marks of Knights Armament, any suggestion posted can be purchased from Knights Armament, feel free to contact Knights Armament in game to discuss IP procurement. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
814
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:42:00 -
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I don't think I saw Chribba confirm anything in this post. Can someone ask him? See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Caliban Logistics and Storage
9292
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:43:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point I STILL AM! I still have a soft spot for her, at the bottom of the garden.
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |
Zane Tekitsu
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions
18
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:44:00 -
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Think we will see a widget out of this? |
Alara IonStorm
5175
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:46:00 -
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Tumahub wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:Freezehunter wrote: I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.
For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here. The more you know. The less faith you have in humanity. |
TheButcherPete
The James Gang SpaceMonkey's Alliance
280
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:48:00 -
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I hope he realizes that because he turned Hours4Plex and didn't activate... he just screwed his friend out of getting back into the game easy.
This guy is a racist asshat, he will not be missed. THE KING OF EVE RADIO
ElQuirko is my son |
Grath Telkin
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
1638
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:49:00 -
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wow |
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